Well, the Venezuelan oil was useless, so he had to attack someone WITH oil to payback his Presidency (with a bit of kickback). AND it helps distract from the Trump files (formally known as Epstein files)
Advisor: “Mr President, if you unilaterally declare war now everyone will know you’re just trying to distract from the Epstein files and it’ll only make things worse.”
Trump: (Shits self. Has mini stroke. Eats burger.) “Do it anyway.”
Two bags of groceries. $100. It was literally produce, and canned beans/veg. I'm gonna have to start buying bagged beans and soaking them.
And fucked? My job dropped me to near no hours due to tariffs. I started looking for a second job- until I got my medical diagnosis. Have to STAY poor so that I can stay on Medi-Cal, because otherwise my THREE single-day procedures would have cost me $100k.
If it's not already, itll be cancer. Thanks to Trump I'll probably lose Medi-Cal next year anyhow.
And I'm so grateful (and feeling guilty) for what I do have but.. I'm tired. This country, this fucking god damned world- it's broken and the wealthy kill kids either for entertainment or for distraction and people just keep going on..
Saudi Arabia and Qatar are 2 of Iran's biggest enemies. The former gave Jared Kushner $2bn at the end of Trump's first term for b.s. reasons. The second gave Drumpf a kushy 747 AND bought $2bn of Drumpf's crypto. I'd say they pretty well paid the orange fuckwit to start this war.
AsIWasSaying
It's only until people lose interest. Once it stops turning up in their feeds every morning they'll forget about it.
InablueMule
Gonna start calling Liver t#ump steak or Freedom steak
wario37
Well, the Venezuelan oil was useless, so he had to attack someone WITH oil to payback his Presidency (with a bit of kickback). AND it helps distract from the Trump files (formally known as Epstein files)
RetrogradeLlama
khora
It's really cool that they were days from reaching an agreement on a nuclear deal.
kellokellsmf
Epstein wars
InablueMule
We can always have Liver!
Icameheretoupvoteandcomment
This was the “Free Square” center of the board
morninggloryshade777
At this point: all he says & does is SOOOO PREDICTABLE. And soooo very WRONG.
StOfKillers
It was the free space
RElGNMAN
Way too true.
Bizarkly
Welp -- I just had "Trump starts a war: [nation not specified]" on mine...
theskepticinme
He’s helping Israel to get rights to gazas waterfront property
ThankYouForYourTime
This bingo game is fucked can we play something fun please like everybody has a house and food and no wars
LokilairTTV
Its basically the center free space of the bingo card.
mushuporky
This is by design. Commoners getting restless, time to spin up a distraction so they don't roll out the guillotines.
FireSolvesProblems
I'm a little surprised it took this long.
lonelyrangerofthedreams
*Was not a threat to you.
Good luck with your skyscrapers safety in the next decades.
onlyhalfghost
the amount of corruption in government added in the past two years, the Iranians can probably safely blame new building codes anyway.
darthbiscuit
Advisor: “Mr President, if you unilaterally declare war now everyone will know you’re just trying to distract from the Epstein files and it’ll only make things worse.”
Trump: (Shits self. Has mini stroke. Eats burger.) “Do it anyway.”
MadamPuddifoot
None of his advisors would tell him that, they're all fucking sycophants and idiots, too.
arumunus
Two bags of groceries. $100. It was literally produce, and canned beans/veg. I'm gonna have to start buying bagged beans and soaking them.
And fucked? My job dropped me to near no hours due to tariffs. I started looking for a second job- until I got my medical diagnosis. Have to STAY poor so that I can stay on Medi-Cal, because otherwise my THREE single-day procedures would have cost me $100k.
If it's not already, itll be cancer. Thanks to Trump I'll probably lose Medi-Cal next year anyhow.
arumunus
And I'm so grateful (and feeling guilty) for what I do have but.. I'm tired. This country, this fucking god damned world- it's broken and the wealthy kill kids either for entertainment or for distraction and people just keep going on..
mycatsings
Only Bibi is happy about this air strike.
howcansomeonepossiblyhavethesameweirdusernamealready
Saudi Arabia and Qatar are 2 of Iran's biggest enemies. The former gave Jared Kushner $2bn at the end of Trump's first term for b.s. reasons. The second gave Drumpf a kushy 747 AND bought $2bn of Drumpf's crypto. I'd say they pretty well paid the orange fuckwit to start this war.
lopix
I'm sure Kegsbreth is having fun using his toys and ordering people around.
LiamO92
Kegsbreth is amazing
SquashDemon
The name, yes, the person, no.
RummageSaleBubbler
Don't worry, he also bombed a girls school to prove he doesn't like girls 7-12yo. (implied /s)
WholeWheatBunnyHugger
The school was attacked at 10 am. This was a deliberate act of terror.
RummageSaleBubbler
BeaverOnFire
malbec
I’m sure this will blow over quickly with absolutely no long term repercussions
AtomicChipmunk
5 deaths and we would have a different world
UnoriginalPieceOfRepeatingShit
That kid spending a few more hours at the range and we have a different world
RummageSaleBubbler
urusername2
I'm sure Bibi asked him to kill those little girls! 2 for 1
RummageSaleBubbler
Likely Anthropic recommended the hit.
Likely prompt: "What can I do to distract from the Epstein files and to show that I don't like girls 5-12yo?"
https://theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/01/claude-anthropic-iran-strikes-us-military