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Apr 12, 2021 4:25 AM
FerbIsMySpiritAnimal
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glitchead
Saying Jesus is anti slut shaming is a bit misleading, as he still very much believed they were wrong and attempted to stop their sex.
ionicseraph
Technically Jesus only hung out with lepers once, and then they weren't lepers anymore
RememberTheC4nt
What a radical leftist
ihaveloudfarts
They saw what happened to him and decided to do the opposite
NeoHelios
Now replace every mention of the word "Jesus" with the word "satanist"
TheNeub
Eh… still pushed mosaic law which was pro slavery, anti-gay, and treats women as objects.
machogreasy
Jesus- the same God who gave Moses the Pentateuch -Lev. 18:22 Jesus will come to judge when he comes again, you won't get the lamb this time
DaveSamsonite
rimoeng
This is the Jesus that needs to be resurrected in Christianity. The religious right brand is a heresy.
RealityIsOftenDisappointing
‘What God has made, let man not undo’ covers a BUNCH of ground though.
wearemadeofstars
We don’t know if he had long hair ?♂️
AsAHistorian
This comment section is like a Bad Debaters Convention.
MechKelly
Serious question, were abortion and birth control available at that time? I've heard of rudimentary condoms but not when they started.
FreddieBW
People seems to have been able to find some kind of local herb or plant to do those jobs in every country at every point in history.
BlurgleCruncheon
Ugh. Jesus was a cultural marxist. Bet he ordered "pizza", too.
MischiefMonster
This comment is ten levels of theology beyond any of us.
overboardAnt
Well, wrong, but facts rarely matter when you just wanna feel good
greggor
lol let’s hear some of these facts about Jesus then. And when you’re done listing verifiable non-facts, let’s see your sources.
overboardAnt
It's the Bible. It's a story. There can be no verification, since it's fiction. However within the lore of the Bible, jesus supported oldlaw
greggor
It’s a story, but other parts of the story ARE verifiable. Some are not.
PoppySiddal
Hells ya. And for all of those reasons I’m converting to Catholicism.
HonestCommentFarmer
Hell, English didn't exist when he was alive.
chrispydtankPS4
"alive"*
Shutthefupdallas
Religion has always confused me. None of it makes any sense. I need a theologist to answer my Qs.
evildadunit
Bronze age mythogies held up by sunk cost biases - Ra is the Sun god He is the Fun God
Viewtifulphoto
He wasn't anti public prayer, he was anti attention seeking. This can also be seen in the beginning on Matt 6. I'm that he tells them to1/2
Viewtifulphoto
Do righteous acts in secret. There the lord will know what they did but they will please him and not man. Judaism does have public pray pray
Viewtifulphoto
https://religionfacts.com/judaism/worship
zepthenoob
Movies always portrayed him as a white dude who looks like a Calvin Klein model.
thesupersonic
Lol what movies? Life of Brian?
gromolko
Last Temptiation. Willem Dafoe is a Babe.
SplendidoSplendente
I don't think that's a big deal considering we don't know how he looked like and his image is usually result of an artistic impression.
SplendidoSplendente
In a way it make sense to make him "conventionally good looking" as one would expect divinity to be aesthetically pleasing.
Apeofdeath
Starfury42
I can think of a few politicians that need a good whipping.
humblewordsmith
Interesting thought: the account of this in the bible details that he drove the animals out with the whip but not people
humblewordsmith
So less violent and more efficient maybe?
CandidGamera
Chasing capitalists, more specifically.
Fuckme721
For trying to sell their shit at a temple.
HeywouldJablowme
Bingo
HeywouldJablowme
Nearly all American Christians, or at least evangelicals, are Antichrists
BalaclavaBob
He also made the whip . Do you know how long that shit takes ? Jesus knew how to hold a grudge .
bontonswanson
I wouldn't really call that holding a grudge, it's not like they'd stopped before he finished the whip
ZebAsiz
That's when Jesus goes:
coothlesscthulhuwastaken
He mains a healer with strong melee stats. Sometimes gotta fight the crackhead patients.
gaidin51
We call that a paladin.
moxieswagger
Forge cleric ;)
SliderOfElay
Yeah, he wasn't always non-violent.
Darrions
He was non violent for someone of this Era. The whip is for teaching
HawkmanXLII
m4erikson1917
what you think it was for in the 18030s
HasteTheFool
Dude. You posted too far back! We're still in the pre-monkey takeover period!
m4erikson1917
damn nah I meant 1830s weird
myrdrah
None violent, huh? "Think not that I am come to bring peace on earth: I came not to bring peace, but a sword."
Kostkami
And never comment about his dad committing homicide twice.
Cattrina
only twice? You talking about genocide, right? And that has been done more than twice aswell
Kostkami
Flood, plagues and? Tell me, I'm curious now
ThatPictureOfDonaldTrumpHeReallyHates
Soddhom and Gomorrah. The Flood (literally killed all living things except for Noah and whatever was on the ark), kill all the first borns..
TheOneWhoWasLeft
The entire old testament is full of genocides, mentioned in quasi-footnotes. Not committed by god personally, but "through him".
Kostkami
Stockholm syndrome then.
TheOneWhoWasLeft
... I'm guessing that's what Cattrina meant.
Misteree8
Sorta like how organized criminals work.
ThisPleasesZulthar
Should we charge God with genocide under RICO laws?
TheOneWhoWasLeft
*hoarse voice* So I made Jebediah an offer he couldn't refuse... *strokes lap cat*
phoenixsilver
Jesus was not anti-public prayer, the issue was why and how you were praying in public.
phoenixsilver
He never mentioned abortion because it wasn't a relevant issue in his society but he did talk about protecting children and the vulnerable.
phoenixsilver
I appreciate the overall points this is trying to make but it's really grasping at straws and...
phoenixsilver
Lacking basic biblical understanding on several points which detracts from its message.
QuantumReek
^This. @phoenixsilver only hits on the main points, but there's a lot wrong with OP's meme.
SobchaksWorldOfPain
And Brian was not the messiah. He was a very naughty boy.
johnefffd
ilhares
Craig was more of a party guy.
Rexthedino239
CRAIG CHRIST!!!
e1emen7al
Give me your shoe!
MicrosoftWizard7
No! Follow the gourd!!
SobchaksWorldOfPain
Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for yourselves! You're 1/
SobchaksWorldOfPain
ALL individuals!
LoligoTX
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thecorrupterx
OverMyDadBody
Yeah but you've 'forgotten' to mention: did he or did he not build the space laser?
jp189512
He did take the time to braid a whip and use it on sinners
OverMyDadBody
But was it a LASER WHIP?
Longbowgun
No. That's why we have a space laser.
manulofdoom
He was a carpenter, not a rocket scientist. Best he could do is a catapult or ballista.
LychFinderGeneral
The orbital space lasers were built by the Old Ones and managed by the Lizardmen:
ztygs
The jewjewpewpew Death Star of David.
k4FoodSmasher
“Pew-pew I’m a Jew” my next WoW guild name.
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KLUSTENATOR
Quick mafs
TerrorGuy58
There’s TWO space lasers??
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
There is only one. They are very expensive
OverMyDadBody
Officially confirmed!
UKMonkey
Anti death penalty? Hahaha! Jesus is meant to be god, and you now want to ignore an entire book about god mad killing?
Misteree8
Its fun to promote jesus but conveniently ignore old testsment when it doesnt suite them.
hadtodownvote1
Maybe the intent was that only god may kill as punishment
Dolenmorgul
I don't think abortion and birth control were a thing back in those days but still
willbailey226131415
I'm mean the ancient Egyptians invented the first forms of condoms before those times
keillrandor
Yes they were. The Jews already had rules governing them - especially abortion.
SinStar87
romans harvested a plant to extinction for abortions and egyptians liked to use croc crap for spermicide
periwinklepanda
They most definitely were. Pull out was even mentioned in the bible. As long as there have been sex workers and women getting pregnant /1
periwinklepanda
there have been forms of birth control and abortion.
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
PeculiarBaguette
Azizalilit
That was just the white God. All the smart brown and black gods were smart enough to get a jump on creation.
MediocreExtremist
Never let the facts get in the way of your believes
JuniperBerry12
Sargon of Akkad has the same origin story as Moses... what a coincidence!
sheeeiit
One could say it had them pretty wide-eyed.
FurtiveGlancer
As well as the Indus Valley, Egyptian and Ancient Chinese
Menzobarrenza
That whole 6000 years thing is a "new" Christian idea based on unprovable assumptions and ignoring problems like genealogies skipping steps.
Menzobarrenza
So it's not Biblical in the least. It's entirely the result of modern development.
nzconcon
Non-violent? Didn't he tip over tables and whip people?
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nzconcon
Read a lot of it already, thanks. Good part of the reason why I'm an atheist.
TheNeub
He fucking beat the shit out of a fig tree.
shankelstoff
Yes. Non-violently.
Tsunako
I think that's meant to be taken as one phrase, he caused a "non-violent revolution"
SobchaksWorldOfPain
Sell cloak and buy sword?
EchoWhiskyBravo
You can interpret non-violence through the “turn the other cheek” and “let he who is without sin throw the first stone” statements.
nzconcon
As opposed to the whipping people? You can't have it both ways. Sounds like Jesus was like most people - peaceful but only to a point.
EchoWhiskyBravo
Look, it’s fair. He wasn’t Ghandi. But other than casting out the money changers he didn’t have a violent action.
PTKrieg
Yep. There's a distinction being made between driving a trespasser out of the house (with a weapon that's not liable to do 1/
PTKrieg
lethal harm) versus beating someone to death after the fact. 2/2
bwehwhatever
That would be lying through omission though, something we rightfully blame censorship institutions for.
EchoWhiskyBravo
Omission of what?
bwehwhatever
I could characterise any person for anything that they did by leaving out their actions that ran contrary to it.
Cruxador
Yeah but they had it coming
bwehwhatever
Yeah, and he made his own whip to do it with, which takes days. So it wasn't a spur lf the moment thing as generally depicted, if the ...
4vie
Well, he *is* the son of God. As profane as might be to imagine, what's to stopping him from miracling his belt into a whip, like, midswing?
bwehwhatever
You'd think that would be worth a mention wouldnt you? Kind of different from what was actually described.
4vie
... Lack of imagination of the original author? Again, as profane as it might be to suggest.
bwehwhatever
So what is the point then? Can't trust what is written anyway since it runs contrary to evidence, and when it doesnt fit, make shit up?
bwehwhatever
Events actually happened ever as described, his actions would have been pre-planned and deliberate.