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He wears five ties, and a boot for a hat. And he's running for President
He supports dental health
And wants to give every American their own free pony
He solves all disputes
With glitter
Yeah, glitter
Lots of glitter...
He's the most interesting man in the world
Hey, why not
He's right, I have done worse. And this man is Imgur's human form, after all. Now you all know the tale of Vermin Supreme.
StarkRG
Janitors hate him...
TheWhiteBarry
Holy fuck this guy's from New Hampshire. How did I not know this man existed? I want all of my votes back to give to this man.
VincentDOnofrio
i saw him at hempfest in boston this year, cool guy
ImASexyUnicorn
Solving disputes with glitter sealed it for me. And then the Harry Potter font...can we just let this man run the universe!?
TellEmSteveDave2
I live in new hampshire and have never heard of this guy
Kobrastrike
If all the american ingurians voted for him he could stand a chance. C'mon imgur do your thing!!!
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
At this point i'll take him over a republican or democrat.
starrydance
Pony AND glitter? Im in!
RaefWolfe
Dental Plan! Lisa Needs Braces!
PanicAtTheEverywhere
The Harry Potter font seals the deal
IronicJeremyIrons
Count my vote for Vermin Supreme
MrAwesomesauce101
"A vote for me is a vote completely thrown out of the window"
Eskimosummer
What I like about him is he's not just some poser with a cheap gimmick looking for attention
Purplecoconut
Politics need this. With enough public support, candidates like this can force a human influence on serious and self motivated politicians.
TheOldNewSlowFast
Not really. Here is what happens.
aroundonme
I'm afraid for the welfare of the ponies. But otherwise, A+
Kriegsmarine007
I'd vote for him
Vicvinergar211
The candidate America deserves, but not the one America needs right now
TheOldNewSlowFast
The one America needs.
graou13
America needs someone like him, actually, scratch that, the whole world need someone like him!
considerthis
8/10 not as wacky as Rick Perry
wildflowur
He's from NH! Not the best representation of my home state (I think)
therespectrum
As a fellow NH resident, live free or die right? My conservative girlfriend is going to love this.
TheOldNewSlowFast
I think he is. His points were excellent. Not his satirical ones, but his real ones, mocking the shit politicians we tend to elect.
omegabeard
Of all my questions...why...how does he keep the boot up like that?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhchu
he has a very pointy head
omegabeard
https://iwanticewater.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/monday-musings-051.gif
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhchu
exactly
KevinBhall
When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had ponies.
EUPRAXIA21
Who comes from a pony country to a non pony country?
JagoAldrin
So... Is Kevin a common female name in Poland?
KevinBhall
yes it is eatmebitches
mariomario42
KevinBhall
who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?!
OverlyUnprotective
Where am I going to put a god damn pony?!
rutaboss
By you at all times of course
TheFlyingHellfish
Sounds like he's a pawn of the Big Pony lobby.
sweetbeatdown
Idk about you, but mines going in the freezer. Right next to the deer ;)
AjaxTheLesser
"This nation has been suffering a great moral and oral decay in spirit and incisors" - Vermin Supreme
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Moonsmoonsmoons
That guy actually
FarneseDeVandimion
Write it on my tombstone
WhoAteAllTheBananasAndTookAShitOnTheCarpet
'our very salivation depends on it'
baconsmellsreallygood
'We must brace ourselves'
sirpipthegreat
you missed the chance to use (m)oral
Moonsmoonsmoons
Except that's not the quote, and (m)oral doesn't translate well to spoken word.
Thooptaste
"you've done worse and you know it"
Neuroscopist
Very true indeed, he'd neat the average with ease while casting glitter
Thooptaste
verily! cast on sir boot wizard! to the White House with him!
Eogos
It's perfect
Thooptaste
right? lol
lauralye
My friend met him once. He offered her a blunt.
Thatonegirl194
But did she take it...?
lauralye
No, she was working :(
oxidizedgravity
But did she INHALE. The real question
Muffyns
inb4 voting this guy unlocks magic and gives us actual harry potter schools
Viralregurgitator
Wow, his opening speech has no less than 16 dental health puns in it. This man is the hero IMgur deserves
bendoverandbraceyourself
but not the one it needs
Viralregurgitator
This opening speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE
RedVagOfCourage
Thank you so much for this. You've made my day.
Viralregurgitator
There are few things that make me lol, this did it for me. Glad you enjoyed it too
pancreas
Let's not forget his zombie based energy plan
Viralregurgitator
It's just too much troll for one person
szepasszony
which one? I would like to see this.
Viralregurgitator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE
szepasszony
I love this, thank you!
CelebrityConnery
A vote for him makes as much sense as a vote for any of the other candidates.
ilikeblondehair
IE Satire
orangemarmaladesky
More electable than the shit the Republicans scraped up.
sweetbeatdown
He's going to win.
NeverNonplussed
ElectricZeppelin
Bernie Sanders?
DeadyBearr
BERNIE! :D
TheOldNewSlowFast
He's fucking awful.
ElectricZeppelin
That's just like... Your opinion, Man.
TheOldNewSlowFast
True enough. I guess that if you like poverty, destruction of civil rights, and massive debt, then he's a great candidate.
PlutoIsSoAPlanet
We're talking about Bernie Sanders, not Bush, silly.
ElectricZeppelin
What about the whole 'close the income gap' 'freedom from NSA surveillance' and the 'make higher education free' parts?
beatlaboratory
It's almost like he's mocking the American political system...
sirbart
Whaaaaa?! Nooo..
TheOldNewSlowFast
We had a chance to have the best president in the last 239 years, and we decided not to make it happen.
LarvaLamp
I liked Ross Perot, as well.
TheOldNewSlowFast
I wasn't a huge fan (kind of young at the time, but retrospectively), however I did appreciate that he upset our current one party system.
LarvaLamp
Yeah, that was basicaly my thing with him too. Also he was entertaining. But my mom has been a long-time supporter of Nader. Me as well.
TheOldNewSlowFast
Imo, Nader has problems as well. He's more of a big gov will solve everything guy. But he's not bought and paid for, and that's important.
TheOldNewSlowFast
Sadly, it's also pretty rare. The part that baffles me is how we have the internet, most people don't research, and keep voting them in.
AjaxTheLesser
"Remember: A vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE
TheSkeletonWar
SO MANY PUNS HAHAHAHA!
SoundOfDyingCats
HES TURNING GAYYY,HES TURNNNINGGG GAYYY
HaniiPuppy
He's far better spoken than I imagined.
KillerTofu615
He runs every year as well. Nobody can say no to him running as an independent.
CormacFlynn
"Oh, and God told me to make Terry Francis gay!"
dubya386
Comment sauce - https://youtu.be/whFBCIzwxp8
CormacFlynn
"And all the un-gay is melting away"
SoundOfDyingCats
*Jesus
Benoitluigi
*Randall Terry
FarneseDeVandimion
I'm not sure if he's very devoted to the joke or just outright insane.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Both.
CormacFlynn
He just really wants an America full of ponies
TheFlyingScottsman
"He's turning gay, tuuuuurning gaay, wooohooooooo!"
CormacFlynn
And all the un-gay is melting away
Killhappy
Not a single single straight gene in his DNA.
AdolfoVasquez
Cause he's turning turning turning turning turning gay turning turning turning turning turning gay
havefunfindingme
And all the ungay is melting away.
ISOMETIMESWRITEINCAPS
I love that song
KazadAiMenu
French humorist Coluche and German Horst Schlämmer did both run for presidential, Coluche was so high in the surveys that he dropped out.
AmArschdieRaeuber
Horst Schlämmer was just a role in a movie, the comedians name is Hape Kerkeling
ihaveacatonmyshoulders
"Ils seraient capable de voter pour moi, ces cons!" - Coluche (talking about the French people when asked why he dropped out)
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TheOldNewSlowFast
No compromise. Even in the face of Armageddon.
IgnazWrobel
remember when Georg Schramm was anounced as a presidential candidate?
flyingdutchfrenchman
Firs time I'm seeing Coluche on Imgur as well, big part of my childhood !
walterdouche
But you're Dutch!
azureharri
It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. -Douglas Adams
KazadAiMenu
(He was at 15% votes in the surveys and received a bunch of death treats because of it)
chloramphenicolderivative
In Denmark we had a comedian who promised tailwind on all bikeroads and nutella in army rations and he got into parlament.
tacticalneckshirt
An Italian satirist, Beppe Grillo, ran during their last election and only lost by 4%.
flyingdutchfrenchman
He was kind of pressured to drop out. He was getting dangerous for the other "real" politicians.
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
I would be so down to see a Stewart/Colbert ticket.
UnspokenX
Oh god yes.
ZombieEinstein
Or Tyson/Nye
zoolian
Colbert, yes. Stewart... Not so much
ElleKayAre
Can you imagine if he won, then during a sit down with North Korea, he threw glitter on Kim Jong-un? I'd vote for him just to see that.
KNIVESY
He sings pretty well, too! https://youtu.be/whFBCIzwxp8
Slim617
You know. If all the people from the age group 18-30 voted. We could make him president. Since like 70% of people dont vote at all.
youhavemail
End of the world is totally worth it
tomyironmane
It would be Un-Believable. Yeah, I'm tempted.
ProbablyNotJosephFink
Glitter.... Glitter never changes.......
JohnLemon
This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but some glitter.
tseliot
deathtokimjongun
the North Koreans could use more glitter in their lives... and less Kim
jewelz996
We should send a nuclear bomb with glitter their way....
thisheretexasdude
http://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/7dd/819031936_1560321.gif?4
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
See I'm from minnesota we have done this before with Jesse ventura, it doesn't end well
harassmentford
your comment just showed me what genius of a film title "The Interview" actually is.
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
I hope if they ever extend Futurama by a miracle of a 5-10 years later movie they edit in a past where Vermin was president. It'd be fitting
wavesofvibrations
P51VoxelTanker
Vermin Supreme the type of cracka to finish the project of the Gay Bomb. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb
MasterNameless
fuck it, he's got my vote, not like it counts for much anyway
stevetehpirate
I would start WWIII just to see this shit.
depressedscientist
Better than the “I voted for Trump, because fuck it” crowd.
oxidizedgravity
And this is the caliber of reply that I expect from you guys. Thank you.
PolarHailStorm
Can you imagine the shit that Kim Jong Un would have to come up with to retaliate? He'd blow FABULOUS off the fucking chart.
TrappedInTheLocker
That would be the event that completely turns years of tension into excitement and joy. I imagine Un clapping happily as glitter rained down
GigglesMaster
Especially if he came with cake and glitter!!
halborski
I read that as "upvote him" and thought the internet was leaking.
halborski
LET'S UPVOTE THE PRESIDENT INTO OFFICE.
backtobackpanicattack
So that's how the world ends, in a puff of glitter and gamma rays.
notwastingtimeiswear
David Bowie really knew the future.
iwearabunnysuitthecleanroomkindnottheplayboykind
David Bowie is the future.
notwastingtimeiswear
PREACH
NoYolo4Jesus
"And that's how the nuclear holocaust started" - post apocalyptic teachers in the future probably
nitroneil
What is the origin of this reply format?
stevetehpirate
"We knew this would happen when we elected him and we did it anyway. It was hilarious."
ThePowerOf42
It still had glitter..
TheNamelessCharacter
Totally worth it if someone has to explain all this with a completely straight face.
MisterLemons
"That's just an old american legend, it's too stupid to be true"
candar
But the great lost secret is... All the real ones are!
AlexisKing
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
thecolonels
That's way better than "oil"
Wgasa
check up on North Korea's nuclear capabilities again. They can barely touch anyone. Small towns are in serious trouble.
StandardDeviant
Yeah, the sea of Japan is in for it now
LooseCannonSpock
Plot twist: NK launches long-range ballistic glitter warheads. It will be the beginning of the fabulous holocaust.
chbarts
NK launches long-range warheads. They all crash in the Sea of Japan. I laugh. You laugh. The toaster laughs. I shoot the toaster. The end.
LooseCannonSpock
We could also get Dikembe Mutombo on missile defense to swat a few out of the air, if things get weird.
chbarts
Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo, what a wonderful name.
alicefreak47
NK uses "long-range" pretty loosely. I don't believe the US would have much to worry about at first.
poisonpiggy
OHNO THEY ARE GONNA ATTACK THAT NEW DESERT THAT IS BEING MADE! THE ONE WITH THE FAMOUS PEOPLE TOWN!
LooseCannonSpock
Well glitter IS lighter than whatever mixture of vinegar and baking soda they're using. So I'd probably give them improved odds. 1/500,000.
MaybeGrapes
Nice,
poisonpiggy
fallout 4 story line
Stoobers
Way to see the bright side.
Tittytantilizer
Aww too soon now I'm crying
pumpernicklelel
Right before the G.O.A.T.
PhantomWood
War... War never changes.
Ponder361
Fucking read it in the narrator's voice....
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
Good ol' Ron Perlman.
WindrunnerTheMovie
FALLOUT 4?!??!
CaptainObviousTheThird
Fallout 4 confirmed. Since half life three was already taken.
MistakenGenetials
WHERE!?!
T3RM1NU5
Bethesda has a big keynote coming up at E3 that a lot of people think is going to be Fallout 4 or Dishonored 2.
Muffyns
dishonoured 2 is announced and doom 4
OriginalName1234
DONT FALL FOR THE HYPE! Just sit in quiet agony until the day comes and try not to cry too hard if it isn't Fallout 4.. :,(
hrvstmn31
They've released doom teasers my money's on that.
doohmmagahden
Don't forget Doom 4!
Lectovai
*Heavy breathing* It's been 5 years...
WindrunnerTheMovie
Hope so man, hope so.