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Aug 13, 2023 12:17 PM
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tweedyone
#37 and Owns Disneyland
FaithAlone
#14 and yet, Mario persists and is unbeaten.
Sutashi
#22 So not goasses but I have on occasion had an administrator start walking towards me so I look them in the eyes and alowly put my ear buds in. Then I turn away from them. Gotta say it doesn't work.
mthrndr01
#8 this one came to me surprisingly quickly. Usually I suck at these.
SwiftyGuy
#2 actually, I would like to have the Instant Pot recipe for this.
SirDistic
Eggs.
AutoBat
#10 Bridget comes to Fort Wayne annually. This picture was taken in the Hooters parking lot.
justsome
Ayy! Fort Wayne! I know that place! My favorite band is from there and it seems like a real shit hole!
anotherusernamed
#8
comixrcoolerthanu
#8 do you want me to come over and eat your pussy till you come on my face?
kingkongkeom
#8 dywmtcoaeyptycomf...do you want me to come over and enter your pussy till you cum on my face?
petresun
How the fuck do I know what #8 says?! I'm a perv?! Ohhhhh...
MeshHatMafia
#2 those eggs are legit. What? Do people thing it’s weird or gross cause it’s made in a form? I’m about to do that next time my daughter has a sleeper over with 5 friends. Probably scrambled though. Personally I’d like yolks over-medium consistency
Acc87
this is basically how uniform egg slices for bistro sandwiches are made, you can by these sorts of "pole eggs" from gastro suppliers
LupusLilium
I looked at it and thought if you sliced them relatively flat you could maybe fry them up on the stove for perfectly uniform over hard egg slices. Would have been an interesting thing to test myself, hard boil an egg then slice it up to test, but I ran out of eggs. Internet says it's feasible though. Could be useful as a topping for many different things though, would be really useful in crafting a snack board that's for sure.
dirtjuggalo
Clown on Nintendo with that meme all you want but Mario wonder is gonna out sell both starfield and Spiderman 2and that's just a 2d Mario not a mainline 3d one
MCNewYorkLives
#2 why? This seems like a genius method when you are throwing a party
billyrayvirus
#8 I hate that I can comprehend this.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
#2 Can you think of a faster, more efficient way to make egg salad sandwiches?
Jinxies
I feel that Sick of You could be used pretty well in the Barbie movie.
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
Bring back the bomb for Oppenheimer?
Jinxies
Perfect!
ghsdkgb
#37 I'm proud to say that, after growing up having never been to Disney, years of hard work and ambition have allowed me to claw my way up to "been to Disney once or twice"
oilyanaldischarge
Ha! When my brother and I were in our tweens, it was considered a status symbol of sorts for a fimily to go to Disney. It was new there in Florida and we had family we visited and dad did his boat business while there. We had a great time, and I was actually left in charge of my little brother for a while. I remeber buying a silver ring with a red stone in it, and eating all the candy available to buy.
remarks61693
Went with my family once as a baby because my mom won the trip in a radio contest. She and I grew up, got good jobs, saved, and are now full on Disney adults. Life comes at ya quick
remarks61693
She being my sister, sorry for the dangling modifier
trigonman3
I made it to "Why the hell would I want to go to Disney?"
anjeleyezjr
Exactly. Stupid expensive. Way too many people. And I don't really care for the mouse.
spinbutton3
This is where I started...it is not my bag
ToSisPoS
#14 Nintendo recovering from the savage burn…
BaklavaWearingBalaclavaWhilePlayingBalalaikaOnBlackLava
1 in every 2 switch consoles sold has Mario Kart 8 on it(64million), and 1 in every 5 switches sold has Mario Odyssey(26.5mn). Nintendo is swimming in money off of Mario alone.
BaklavaWearingBalaclavaWhilePlayingBalalaikaOnBlackLava
64 million copies sold at $60 a piece is like 3.6 BILLION dollars. They don't get all of that, but that's ONE GAME on the console.
ChareAndFlaff
Yeah, it would be funnier if Mario games didn't reliably slap.
StaleGale
That strip club is in my town teehee
darkhalfbreed
#6 bruh out here trying to find kingdom hearts
SirDistic
When clowns have to go out and get a real job.
snrsquishy101
#8 I'm surprised I understood this first try
MoonMoon89
BigKangDangaLangSlanga
Goddammit, Randal, not this again
ToSisPoS
One Way Out
ChareAndFlaff
ToSisPoS
Yay! Our beans will have flavour!
SkycladNightStroller
#5 played a version where we stood on opposite sides of clothing line. We’d loop the dart over the top and aim between the feet of the other. - and yes, i ended up with 2 inches of metal dart stuck in my shin as my friend took off and left me to it before he got in trouble
theimgurappsucksballs
Rhymes with Salami
TheGreatAndUndeniableDoosher
#8 Is it troubling that I immediately knew exactly what that said?
watfordlad
#8 Do you want me to come over and eat your pussy till you cum on my face? Fuck I need to get off the internet for a bit
Definitelynotsteve
Got it all the way up to pussy but had to come to the comments for the last bit
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
Holy shit that's exactly what I read
petresun
We shouldn't be able to decipher a random string of letters and put the appropriate words in to make a coherent sentence, but here we are. Degenerates, the lot of us.
OneFun
My friend says thanks
darthstormer
#43 except this is 100% made up. You hear some of the turbolasers outside firing on the rebels, and you hear some explosions and debris collapsing, but not one blaster is heard in that scene.
ToSisPoS
Pop culture osmosis: meet Mandala Effect
trigonman3
I live in the timeline where it was about Mandela
lysani
Star Wars fans *love* making up tons of theories and treating them as fact to try and cover up for the bad writing or effects.
ChareAndFlaff
True, but in this case it's not bad anything. The Death Star is getting wrecked and it's well established in this universe that sound travels through space.
DarkSock
And spacecraft zoom around noisily & maneuver like fixed wing aircraft in an atmosphere
GGGenom
The producers made an entire movie to cover up the fact that George Lucas doesn't know what a parsec is.
2ti6x
#8 why the HELL could i read that perfectly???
IHaveUnpopularOpinions
Somehow, the "e" was the only one I couldn't read before reading it to the end and deducing from context...
TuckerTheGuy
Did you want me to comment on another entertaining yet poignany topic, you crazy old mo fo?
MrKramerTheRoad
petresun
Right? Wtf?
I0VE525P00GE
Same, I didn’t get one word wrong and it got easier and easier
MithridateEupator
I was surprised as well at how quickly I got it
sayessathe1st
Why the HELL was I too slow to make the same comment???
Tiggums
Yeah, I'm a little upset that I even got " 'til" without thinking twice about it.
Snooj
Same. I didn't even realize it until I read someone else's translation.
Pirsquar
Are you a lesbian? Because it's clearly written in Lesbian?
pmather021
As a male: Or a cunnilingus connoseiuer.
joeyecho101
TYMF
TonyPitzacata
Today you might fuck?
trigonman3
The more you fuck
mediumsizedtittycommittee
The you more fuck
Rabagahst
Came here to write exactly this! Only one question remains... What did you get?
2ti6x
"do you want me to come over and entertain your panda till you cry on my face"... yes. entertain, panda and cry, definetly, no other words would fit there, right?
krowonod
Rabagahst
No, thats seemes just right! Thats what I got too!
LeftRightThere
Do you want me to come over and entertain your pets today, you’ll clearly owe me, friend.
namtrohs
kingkongkeom
Do you want me to come over and enter your pussy till you cum on my face?
mydogsfartswillkillyou
It’s “eat” not “enter”. .. you’re eating her pussy til she comes on your face… right?
kingkongkeom
Makes sense, there were a lot of letters, I ran out of words at some point...but your improvement sounds logical.
hotdoginathermos
"do you want me to come over and eat your pussy till you come on my face"
chewybacon
That’s what I got and it took zero effort HOW DID THAT HAPPEN
hotdoginathermos
Dunno. It's like one of those "yuo cna raed tihs" word jumble things. It just made sense.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Well? Do you?
ILiekToCookAndBake
As long as the favor is reciprocated!
PineappleLoopsBroether
You can eat up my peach all weekend long.
ILiekToCookAndBake
As long as it's groomed and well maintained! Hell you can even grab the mullet if ya want
PineappleLoopsBroether
dontmagpie
what does it say?
gumshoe99
Put it in urban dictionary
namtrohs
do you want me to come over and eat your.... if you can't figure out the rest you are not the intended audience.
lapus
What is the "o" between cum and mother
namtrohs
'on my' - not mother.
jimjong1
Are you sure /you're/ the intended audience?
Leithoa
You don't know what their mom is into