The 55th vol. of "I'm not actually removing these from my phone, I just wanted to share them so that I could feel some sort of connection in this dismal world" Dump

PyroDragon

73171

2223

STAY TUNED!

I'll be releasing more MeeMays back into the wild each Mon - Thu between 11am and Noon EST, in my
""I'm not actually removing these from my phone, I just wanted to share them so that I could feel some sort of connection in this dismal world" Dumps"

Or use Imgur's new "Follow" Feature, which I *think* should alert you any time I drop a new dump!

No, I don't actually call them MeeMays, I'm just trolling.

A Dragon Using an Illusion Spell

#Dump #Meme_Dump #Phone_Dump #AncientMemes #AdolfHitlerSchoolForTheArts #TheWhoring20s
#EatingAppsTakingNaps #WhatIfNobodyShotJFK #AndHisHeadJustDidThat #SaveTheBEEEEEES #BeeLM
#EatNamesAndTakeAss #JettfreyEpsfuelCandnt #CommeltSteelBeamicide #HitlerAteBigBagsOfDicks
#IfYoureDeadInside #MasturbatingIsNecrophilia #AllTiddiesAreGoodTiddies #FreeTheNipple

Shoutout to my fellow Dumpers:
@DigiT00l @DeafKitten @DumpsterKoala

Vol. 1 https://imgur.com/gallery/MKoxsC0
Vol. 2 https://imgur.com/gallery/LuT8Tjh
Vol. 3 https://imgur.com/gallery/DwYKbXW
Vol. 4 https://imgur.com/gallery/hAKeS7B
Vol. 5 https://imgur.com/gallery/sn3GPn1
Vol. 6 https://imgur.com/gallery/X14rMhq
Vol. 7 https://imgur.com/gallery/8TycbEB
Vol. 8 https://imgur.com/gallery/DUpO8AW
Vol. 9 https://imgur.com/gallery/KJJgDnc
Vol 10 https://imgur.com/gallery/6nAbX3Z
Vol 11 https://imgur.com/gallery/HQcMJFS - Food
Vol 12 https://imgur.com/gallery/2MGl5x9 - Dinos and Bears
Vol 13 https://imgur.com/gallery/oT6pcnU - Therapy
Vol 14 https://imgur.com/gallery/YgRk6Es - BMD (Big Mood Disorder)
Vol 15 https://imgur.com/gallery/qiK2WtQ - MATURE
Vol 16 https://imgur.com/gallery/p51V73n
Vol 17 https://imgur.com/gallery/U1zD3DK
Vol 18 https://imgur.com/gallery/k7heWWP
Vol 19 https://imgur.com/gallery/H9apiBi
Vol 20 https://imgur.com/gallery/amPEj5N
Vol 21 https://imgur.com/gallery/56sAniX
Vol 22 https://imgur.com/gallery/TMQHwkY
Vol 23 https://imgur.com/gallery/BCWxyxy
Vol 24 https://imgur.com/gallery/C23H9gk
Vol 25 https://imgur.com/gallery/rWRckHP
Vol 26 https://imgur.com/gallery/hJYgHKM
Vol 27 https://imgur.com/gallery/TE5h7Kc
Vol 28 https://imgur.com/gallery/0KQqqQ9
Vol 29 https://imgur.com/gallery/wsxJ2x4
Vol 30 https://imgur.com/gallery/NuOQleO - 2020
Vol 31 https://imgur.com/gallery/mckkQL7 - "The CoVids"
Vol 32 https://imgur.com/gallery/AGnauzI - "Children Are The Future" 1
Vol 33 https://imgur.com/gallery/3hb0dGz - "Children Are The Future" 2
Vol 34 https://imgur.com/gallery/fBjdJmu - Trash Panda and Opossum Edition!
Vol 35 https://imgur.com/gallery/BTg5R0M - DOGS!!! Edition # 1
Vol 36 https://imgur.com/gallery/tT9noOF - DOGS!!! Edition # 2
Vol 37 https://imgur.com/gallery/oF4vDPu - DOGS!!! Edition # 3 - GIFS! v. I
Vol 38 https://imgur.com/gallery/mDkP3ha - DOGS!!! Edition # 4 - GIFS! v. II
Vol 39 https://imgur.com/gallery/FXtWgoK - DOGS!!! Edition # 5 - SOUND!
Vol 40 https://imgur.com/gallery/Z6lUbmg - BIRBS! - Pics and Gifs!
Vol 41 https://imgur.com/gallery/o3WinX1 - "SOUND ON! Videos A.F." Edition # 1
Vol 42 https://imgur.com/gallery/9nhzYSv - "SOUND ON! Videos A.F." Edition # 2
Vol 43 https://imgur.com/gallery/6PNvIPz - "SOUND ON! Videos A.F." Edition # 3 - MATURE
Vol 44 https://imgur.com/gallery/EuLljf1 - Parenting 1
Vol 45 https://imgur.com/gallery/t1xLBpq - Parenting 2 - FATHER'S DAY EDITION!!!
Vol 46 https://imgur.com/gallery/pxqktSE - Reaction JPGs, GIFs and MP4s v. I
Vol 47 https://imgur.com/gallery/7EDmSN7 - Reaction JPGs, GIFs and MP4s v. II
Vol 48 https://imgur.com/gallery/P9srHhp
Vol 49 https://imgur.com/gallery/BUv6qOC
Vol 50 https://imgur.com/gallery/k67M01G
Vol 51 https://imgur.com/gallery/nXUSEtU
Vol 52 https://imgur.com/gallery/ySPYez7
Vol 53 https://imgur.com/gallery/LSplkEf
Vol 54 https://imgur.com/gallery/sI6JnEV
Vol 55 https://imgur.com/gallery/ChYA12H

CaptnVatka

#38 Do wrong number texts actually happen? What nut case types a number to start a text? Everyone has a contact list with names or nicknames

4 years ago |

daromander

"Set Pfizers to stun" made me laugh. It's a stupid pun but it works

heyletsbefriends

Hutchy01

#7 somewhere between a thief and a dragon.

whydoilikethis

Deliver that moose dicc???

noctarn

#46 it's a thing if you're gay and using dating apps \o/ albeit very rare, but not unheard of.

minant

Ironically, the word "villain" used to refer to serfs rather than people who do bad things, because that's English for you.

MinuxIt

#45 FFS KEVIN!

therabidferrett

#11 that's a bad ass gender symbol

But is it "a bad-ass gender symbol" or is it "a bad ass-gender symbol"?

AllysiaAiua

#11 This can be found on shirts. I had the original link and lost it. A Google search brings up alternatives

TheSaddestSeaHorse

I was going to ask if it would be offensive or not to trans people to wear this, because it's cool looking but I don't wanna upset anyone.

HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal

#17 My wife loves these shows, and I love her so much I'm devoted to making sure they continue to have future seasons.

lovecraftbeer

#21 already exists Magic 2.0 is the series. It’s great. Off to be the Wizard is the first book. Hilarious series.

trigonman3

2 years ago |

Rubynilo

Such a funny series, I just love Gwen!

FragileDonkey

wazeewa

MORTAL WOMBAAAATT!!!!

dolphindreamsandsatan

moose dicc

j0lt78

USKillbotics

I think the "follow" thing only alerts a follower if you go viral, no?

MurphyPandorasLawBox

Correct.

qtRaven

#47 There were several professors in College I would've cheerfully killed in single combat.

pizzapockets50

#30 I'm still confused about what happened to the rest of the money

DigiT00l

#26 Louis Napoleon I of Holland, Louis Napoleon II of Holland, Emperor Louis Napoleon of France

Thesaya

Karl I through XII(I?) of Sweden

xyxyxyxy31

I'm not sure who to blame there, Carlo Buonaparte for loving the name Napoleon or Louis Napoleon for calling all his sons Louis Napoleon

Also, Louis Napoleon I of Holland for fucking off when it got dicey and leaving his infant son to face his uncle

TohmaytohTohmahtoh

#48 - The first part of this is absolute bullshit. NEVER let anyone convince you this is true.

So is the second part, tho. I TOTALLY want to sleep outside in a wheelbarrow.

dangermess

#21 in Howl's Moving Castle (book) spells are like this, it's a lot of work to write/understand, some people are just naturally better at it

TorvusBull

#27 I read the number. Where's my money, OP.

lncorrectGrammerNazi

#37 peace was never an option.

Alternatively, "HARRY POTTAH, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLIT OF FIYAH??!?"

thedarknesssurroundsme

Wombat Combat!

WORTAL MOMBAT!

BigBalla360noScope420

This may be my favorite dump of all time

of all time so far

EatsBees

@PyroDragon are...are you tagging ppl when you post meme dumps??? can you tag me too?!

I am only tagging other dumpers. I have a Pro-BEEEES dump coming up, but you will most certainly *not* be tagged because you will eat it.

:( i don't eat wild bees. just farm raised bees

leariannalorcain9

#36 illiterate people are now trains?

Not *all* illiterate people are trains, but *only* the illiterate can be trains. It *also* doesn't specify "people".

Hobomurderer

#13 satanism is actually about becoming a better and more intelligent and enlightened person

I have a feeling that wasn't the right number.

LOL I'll fix that

Actually I can't edit it and honestly it's funnier

#2 you always have a very yoinkable within the first 5 images

MyronTheDormouse

Would you help a poor soul out and explain this one to me? English isn't my first language

Yoink is the opposite of yeet, it is weird to describe (though yoink is in dictionaries for sure)

Oh sorry, I needed help with the meme, not your comment

Sigh101

How is that supposed to be painful? It was just a clarification?

Oh, sorry, it is a Star Trek reference, Pfizer kinda vaguely sounds like phaser

Thanks a lot!

imakesoap

Sent #28 to my geologist daughter & she said “sledge > baseball bat” as she often carries a 10lb sledgehammer for samples. She is prepared

a 10 lb sledge has a much lower range than a baseball bat. 5 and 10 lb hammers are generally on short handles

The one she uses has about a 3 foot handle :) Big hammer

[deleted]

4 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:40 PM) |

baseball bat still has a faster attack speed

Yeah, that hammer weighs a ton!

she is a very attractive human female lady person, I would let her beat me with that hammer, if you know what I mean.

Ha, we will have to ask her husband for permission for that

Oh, no, I didn't mean sexually. I meant like, to death.

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