Putin Be Like

Aug 23, 2023 6:22 PM

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#putin response to the plane that took out the Wagner General.

He's been Putin on the ritz, I'll tell ya that

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You think Putin cares? TF is anyone gonna do about it? The US won’t so much as wag a finger at him.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

objection your bubbley honor: pure speculation!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does he know what happened to his moon rocket? Or his war?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*missile lock on beep intensifies*

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there any chance that it's the guy faking his own death?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why would Prigozhin be so stupid as to fly back to Russia? He had already made it safely out of the country.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the Lannisters send their regards

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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I apologize you'll see this repeated across the posts here: Murder of high-profile opposition is often the precursor of direct action. Often this action is extreme. Stay safe everyone.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I’m kinda curious how you make a plane crash. Did they shoot it? Hit it with a drone? Fuck with it while it’s on the ground? Electronic attack? Attach an altitude ignition bomb?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As soon as I read the news I rushed IMGUR to see the saucy memes about Putin doing it hahaha. Never fails to deliver thank you random strangers !

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isnt this Russian natural causes?

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Pretty funny if that was an actual accident, but the whole world will always believe Putin did it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plane falling out of the sky is the new falling out of a window.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Even in private jets there are windows to fall out of.

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

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Sometimes you go through the window, sometimes the window goes through you.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Now we can say: in mother Russia, jet window falls out of you.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A mystery!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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"Wagner boss Prigozhin was on crashed plane, Russian air authority says" Of course they knew he was on the flight, they wouldn't have crashed it unless they were sure.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

You never know when Russia is involved. This was posted to Xitter as well. https://twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1694400331247948098

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He actually gave him, what ... One whole month? How generous.

2 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

Didn't liked tea. Rescheduling took some time.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Two months, to the day

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

2 months to the day, sent a message.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I hate to disagree, but right now Putin seems to exude the kind of "Yes I fucking did it, so what?" energy the mafia do in Hollywood films.

2 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

Nikki Hayley has Russia on the ash heap of history. For smoldering ruins still causing a heck of an attention getter.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This has been his way for a long time. From the polonium tea to the spire of Salisbury, and some in between, the official message is always "no it wasn't me" but the subtext was always clearly "and I'll do it to you too".

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Yes, but now I feel is an even more overt phase. No more plausible deniability, no more "maybe it was, maybe it wasn't..."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's a straight up James Bond villain, even plays the classical piano.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha. Hollywood. It’s real. See Navalny

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

didnt they also just kill or fire some other general?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Those two are the same word in Russia, at least in the military or if you're a politician.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Surovikin was a former Wagner supporter. Relieved of command less than 48 hours before this.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But I thought they friends again! Weird.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Best Friends Forever!! 💕

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Friends until the end

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so closeth until the endeth did part those folk

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah the whole crashing story is suspicious as fuck and I don't buy it for a single minute.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Reportedly there was a second plane also owned by the Wagner guy that was flying the same route shortly after that did land in St Petersburg. This could easily be a faked death

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Considering footage of the plane falling also shows the vapor trail from a missile...

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And shrapnel damage to the wreckage.....

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And my axe

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Pilot error". The error was not evading the SAM.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, when you shoot a plane with a SAM, they tend to crash?

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Good point.

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is* like

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Sometimes it do be like that and sometimes it don’t . Welcome to colloquial nonsense.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The error is acceptable in this form of meme.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

For you, maybe.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

This your first time on the internet?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nope, been here since it was created. You?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Dialect will continue to exist, and to be used, regardless of your opinions.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And correct grammar will continue to exist, and to be used, regardless of yours.

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