As a kid I believed garbage and litter caused tornadoes..

Oct 12, 2017 5:34 PM

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Your soulmate had a vagina that matched the shape of your penis (or vice versa)

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I thought thunderstorms were Zeus and Thor fighting, it's ok

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I thought that if I became a scientist I could make literally anything I wanted for myself. Like basically I'd be a magical Tony Stark.

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That working hard and being diligent were more important than schmoozing with management to advance.

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I used to believe the justice system actualy worked.

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I thought sex was peeing inside a woman's vagina.

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I thought lmao was just people spelling lamo wrong.

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I believed women used maxi pads because they were too lazy to go pee in the restroom

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I didn't think vanilla was a flavor, I thought it just meant plain. Like vanilla ice cream was just ice cream, vanilla cake, just cake.

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Whenever there was a choice I went with chocolate...

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I’d never need to use math

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That there really was candy inside the van

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Never got the sex talk from my parents. Used to think girls also had penises

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Pre Madonna: Somebody who's full of themselves, "Oh look, I'm going to be Madonna!"

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In imgur

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I believed that the easter bunny was just santa in a bunny costume

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Uhm...you're technically not *completely* wrong...

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I believed in a brighter future. Ha ha joke's on me.

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A bunch flying nats were rabies.

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Blood is blue on the inside

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You mean it's not?

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That all dogs were male and all cats were female.

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Black folk were made of chocolate....this is what you get when your family is racist but they don't want to mind fuck you just yet....

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I had to have a conversation with my 6 year old about why people have different colored skin. She asked me in front of a black family.Awkwrd

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I believed polar bears liked coca cola

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Love

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9/11 was an inside job.

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I always read warthog as war-thog

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And now I ride my WarThog!

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That everyone was a nice person and easy to get along with.

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That people are inherently good, that's been gone for a bit now though.

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I used to believe that Imgur was full of nice people.

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That's cause you stupid.

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Shut up

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Classic Imgurian

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I believed that hard work and intelligence were the key to wealth. Turns out it's selfishness and a disregard for your fellow human beings.

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HAHAHA! CLASSIC! awesome example of when the top comment has more points than the post! Currently comment:50; post:13

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Wrong again. The key to wealth is having it to begin with

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Ouch. Too real.

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Access to ready capitol and disregard for consequences are even better

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I believed parents always tell the truth.

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Yeah, maybe MY parents did, turns out I have moments of weakness lol

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And what are those?

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Santa, the Easter bunny, Tooth fairy... The list goes on and on

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"There's no more ice cream left"

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