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#funny #mothers_day #moms #cats #text
Happy Mother's Day.
EDIT: wow thanks for front page, hope all your mothers, single fathers, guardian like siblings, cousins or family members have a great fuckin day.
LovelyLadyLumps
My son still calls me dada. Can't wait for him to finally call me mom and then instantly regret it.
KirsiKitten
This was good, take your upvote!
cAsEsEnSiTiViTy
#12 they're both the mom?
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
I thought the mom was calling herself the best mom ever
bunnyrut
doesn't your phone learn the words you type in? like dick and dildo aren't known words unless you type them in there enough?
bunnyrut
my phone autocorrects shit to shut.
AnAndroidGirlInAnIphoneWorld
BlackTemplarM8Inday
"You aren't funny you never make any jokes" "I made you"
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fetyetbet
owlsatnight
"Let me hide the body."
ThePole
I like how they censored shit but not nigga.
FlyingButtPliers
All offensive words end with letter r.
screamo
boner
RockSandDirt
I just scrolled down to see the cats
7500
Some of these are so fake :(
AuraAwoo
CaptainGrowler
To be fair, your dick will explode if you shake everywhere too
StandardDeviant
You underestimate my power
CertifiedAgreer
How do I know if I don't try.
weldr67
Holy shit! You weren't joking, it totally works!
CaptainGrowler
EricFromAccounts
A lot of these were weirdly incestuous
UndeadGabe
Yeah the fake ones were pretty cringey
cononinator
#12 is so fake. Look at the name. I'm not saying all the others aren't fake which they probably are
waltzin
They're probably 99% lies. And not even funny.
kevincow
Scrubs is fake, but that doesn't stop it from being funny.
waltzin
If this was a post about Scrubs, it would be funny. Sadly, it is neither.
NeroSphere
A shame about 3 of them are real and the rest are fake or photoshopped.
UmbralEntity
http://imgur.com/sbeCJE4
JARKB
My mom texted me something sweet then said she couldn't find the emojis so I had to use my imagination.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
My mom used to keep the Christmas tree up til February and I can't understand it now cause those things can catch on fire and burn
LannistersSendTheirRetards
so so so fast once they get dry enough.
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
anonymouscoward69
Momma cat has that look of I should have eaten you when I had the chance.
ASymphonicBlankStare
"Let me hide the body." No questions asked. The Mom is strong with that one.
ThatGuySev
The censorship on #6 infuriates me
guacahoele
welcometofuckall
boner
thelittleupvotethatcould
boner Amanda
gts1117
Boner
anonymouscoward69
Bone her
EricFromAccounts
boner
UnhelpfulAnswers
CanadianFurr
The heck.. ..
Anonawesome
Motherfucker's got a drinking fountain dick. Bear Grylls would kill for that.
Toldavf
I ignored the text and scrolled all the way to the bottom to get kittens, I am not sorry.
Akozuru
Is there any evidence in any way that any of these are real
MortyMcFly
"You don't run the Google?"....love it
arkangelbb
Reminds me of my grandparents.
JadeMcLeod
Scrolled all the way down once I saw that one because I knew this would be top comment.
ProfessorYaffle
Yes because it's real.
SPICYDlCKMlLK
You must not have people in your life if you think it's fake.
orangatuan
Of course I don't. Jen has that position, she got that job when she recieved the internet.
Askingforafriend37
Actually Timmy turner owns the internet. He inherited it.
MortyMcFly
Smallbritguy
https://goo.gl/images/at3qbv
fitnessjen1992
I'm sure these totally happened
ProfessorYaffle
Most are so obvious, they aren't having natural conversations. Why would you just tell someone not to shake their drink? Fake news.
BoomerBoomed
Yeah...what a coincidence all use an iPhone...
BoomerBoomed
.. " all of them"?
DJTrickyM
"Thats great, mom" nerdy teen's way of saying "cool story bro" to their mom. See also "thats nice dear"
MoonyT
what mother doesnt know bohemian rhapsody and is old enough to have a kid that knows it?
waltzin
Exactly.
PianoMan2112
I can guarantee if I quote Bohemian Rhapsody to my parents, they'll think something really bad happened.
Flyndaran
Just because I was born in the 70s does not mean I know every pop hit from the 80s and 90s.
guacahoele
Nvm I'm dumb
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
exactly
DLSRGuy
Why does it say mom at the top even when we see the moms side of the convo for some?
Lonehoof
Took you this long to figure it out? At best maybe 2 of these are real
DLSRGuy
It was more for sweet sweet upvotes than to actually point out a flaw
algoth00r
My mom doesnt text :( even if you text her, shell still call you
sheriwallace123
My mom's Deaf so she learned pretty quick how to text because she can't call. She's really good at it now
guacahoele
My mom doesn't cuss in person but I have found out she cusses a shit ton while texting.
Thronior
My mom texts, then calls before you finish sending a reply
PhiIIipJFry
My grandad sends me facebook messages that say "Like" when I make a status he likes
rylecx
My dad will text but then we have to call him to decipher his text messages and made up short hand
linkthemissing
She wants to hear your voice.
nateraaade
"It's because you touch yourself at night!"
CharlesFuckingBronson
DidYouTryShowingHerHowToDoASpace?
UmbralEntity
Good for her! Stupid emotionless texts to talk to your own mother! Let her her your voice and the tone that tells her how much you love her!
GlamCocker
Cool! What's her number!
Yongasoo
Yup, same here amigo. She says its because it takes longer to her to write the texts than to actually say what she wants.
PrincessBride1
Mine figured out how to send me all the spam memes she used to send via email as texts. I'll have to block her to avoid going over data soon
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
My mother-in-law always turns off her cell phone unless she's at home. She doesn't use it there, though, because they have a landline.
KirschPunkt
Why the fuck would a mother ground you for finding a condom? She should be glad that you're being careful.
blackdragonflower
I'd assume because you did the dirty under her roof and couldn't be bothered to clean up after yourself.
KirschPunkt
Okay, if it's for not cleaning up I understand it a bit. Although, imo, a simple order to clean it up would be enough. At first.
KiaOrafromtheTron
ikr. and if youre old enough to be using condoms then youre too old to be getting grounded!
Flyndaran
You don't have to be 18 to have sex.
MisterDildy
"No matter how big you are, if you can fit over my knee you can be punished."