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Jul 17, 2021 4:51 PM
CaptCupcake
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PluckyRubberDucky
#10 has got some mad cheeks
rubber1duckie
Remember when we used to time everything in days. That was the best. Then it became weeks, months, and now we talk about the before times.
FlatPlutoSociety
#17 If you have survived eating at Golden Corral multiple times, no disease created by nature or science can kill you.
theinternetkeepsmealive
Sometimes I think the memes have made the pandemic worth it.
xuanettin
Damn son this was a small nice dump
zeacorzeppelin10
Man the post office has gotten enough flack.
onecowboytoo
#10 that mask must smell like ass. I am surprised he isn't eating it.
obsecurereferenceman
#2 of God thinks eating ass is wrong i dont wanna be right
ArcSabrael
Man, I ate at golden coral a few weeks ago and it was so damn good. Way better than I remember.
LurkerOfDarkness
#10 I'm not seeing the problem here...
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
#16 Plus turn your heater on in the middle of July to get the sticky arm pits.
jakestoney9000
#11 is quite specific
MirtoLegrand
*very
SpanWolf
It's literally about me. Pinball machine I ordered arrived busted to shit, had to mail it back.
Heisanevilgenius
As a grocery store worker I am not #2. After healthcare workers we should have teachers and daycare workers at least.
jayman0123
#11 okay to be fair post office workers did save the United States in November
omuaomua
#2 in fact they what?
PhailRaptor
Probably referencing the sunburns...
dukegonzo
#11 as a postman this is legit. We delivered so much shit over the various lockdowns.
BoppXyro
#10 Talk about bum cakes, my boy's gottem!
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
Yes, yes, I'm okay with his alterations.
yogurtgoblin
#10 omg adam
transference
He doooo
LordHosk
#8 I once waited in formation for 5 hours on a Friday afternoon waiting for the commander to come out for a briefing. 1830 he stepped out...
LordHosk
of the barracks said "sorry about the delay... have a good weekend, dismissed." and got in his truck. HE NEVER BROKE STRIDE. Never stopped!
justarocknroller
Never been in the military, but we used "hurry up and wait" in the theater all the time. Backstage is a very exciting sort of boredom.
AyDotHam
Same
sysaphiswaits
Exactly what i thought when i saw this.
Mordy9
schlockchurch
... I'm not going to tell this guy to stop taking fashion advice from Kylo Ren, but this guy should stop taking fashion advice from Kylo.
ClaudeKenny
VanillaJester
I would argue that that is not, in fact, good high jean.
TeddyBearWitch
Correct. It is best high jean.
SalutetheBoner
God(probably) -
FireUpTheCloudCarLando
Everything I know about Cardi B, I learned against my will.
Wasindear
I just learned that is Cardi B... It was against my will.
CurbYourClassWar
Fuck is wrong with her nails?
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
Fuck is wrong with her?
SalutetheBoner