Vampires

Aug 28, 2018 1:32 AM

Vampires

Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder nearly 30 years later (1989 to 2018)

Money*

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Damn her body on pointttt

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

30 years and Keanu still has the same coat.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

God damn she was and is so hoooooooooot. I'm an owl.

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Still married after so long.

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They have both visibly aged. I am fun at parties.

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Wynona has aged very well.

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Longest and most beautiful Hollywood marriage ever

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Goddamn that girl was so fine back then.

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She may actually have gotten better looking.

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Lets not get carried away.

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Maybe she just has more makeup on

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Money.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This could’ve just been an internet thing, but I heard they might be accidentally married

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Winona Ryder actually believes she is married to Keanu Reeves. Francis Ford Coppola had them do a real Romanian wedding in 'Dracula'.

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#theywalkamongus

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If only this world could be as interesting as our imaginations would allow

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Ah yes, back when she was 16 and he was only 350.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Talk about good genetics, make sure they freeze some DNA or clones or something

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Winona + Keanu = True Love, Forever

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe they are Quantum Lichen's like Langdon Cobb from Futurama. They stay young feeding off your admiration.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it takes him a long ass time to grow a beard i guess

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literally got married in that movie, byyy the way

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And they're married! Maybe.

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Apparently from Dracula right

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Read that article it was hilarious

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WR is nuttier than a squirrel turd

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I bet Winona's got herself a big brown beaver...

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Primus sucks!

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I primus she strokes it all the time

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She might have had a porcupine

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a bush that would make a chia pet jealous

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I bet she shows him off to all her friends.

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Then came old man Lou. And he said I recognize that smell.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It smells like 7 layers.....that beaver eats taco Bell!!

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http://imgur.com/QdH4wyV

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What movie is this from? I have much research to do.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s from ‘Heathers’. Teen drama that takes a murderous turn, starring Wynona Ryder and Christian Slater. Definitely worth the watch

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Damb

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Bite me daddy

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

His head got longer.

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Winona had a bad period, then a very good one. Still solid now.

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Ryder? I hardly know er.

7 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 1

She wife?

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Never stopped you before

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Rectum? Damn near killed ‘im!

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Ryder? Don't mind if I do.

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But... yes?

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Definitely!

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she looked good in Stranger Things

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She's got huge tracts of land.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

If you like the constant crying and screaming thing, then sure

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She’s still fine.

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I could never forgive her for what she did to Matthew Sweet.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Friend of yours?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, but she made him very sad..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Winona still is a beaut

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Wait, who was she?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

The party leader.

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The demigorgon

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Fucking chuckled, thank you

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the mom

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The crazy mom? Nah! Or the good-looking one?

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Will!? Willll!? Willlllllll!?!?!? Willllllll!?!?!?!?!??!

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I though the mom was that teenage dude who dances with sunglasses in the gif? Wtf?

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God I missed this Gif

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Ive had a crush on her since Beetlejuice.

7 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

Since Heathers.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cant wait for #2

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Get in line pal.

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Okay, but I'm definitely cutting

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*taps shoulder* umm excuse me is this the line for having crush on Keanu Reeves?

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