pwnz805
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so I saw this comic online
notice the scar in the crease of my eyelid :p
slid on ice, kept sliding and couldn't get off, neighbor heard screaming and ran over to lift me off fence.
sussemilch
ow
DameyC
That's okay, I didn't want to sleep tonight.
TrevinCalliste
ouch
GitRightStik
WTF? "Chuff" is the sound your eyes make when stabbed by iron spears!? I always imagined it was srunch.
NeilRathberg
For future icy situations, this works well:
maxthyme
First take a step, then slide like an action movie star under a closing door, then jump to your feet and do the penguin. Got it.
NeilRathberg
Here in Canada we all have front doors that slowly close downwards for exactly this reason. It's just the safest way to walk on ice.
DontMakeMeFart
Damn you! You made me laugh so much I was forced to sign in to give you an upvote.
maxthyme
Ha ha, I later realized I should have said "then jump to your feet and turn into a penguin" but either way.