Life goals

Sep 7, 2016 2:56 AM

FascistSlendermann

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I one day hope to have a marriage like this

Jurassic park is frightening in the dark, the dinosaurs are running wiiild!!

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Jurassic Bark

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Find Nedry- check the vending machines!

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Stedoggosaurus

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Isn't that just a stebigolpuppersaurus?

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I don't know where you are, but I will find you, my future dog dinosaur loving wife

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Great now I have that fucking song stuck in my head

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The extremely rare Doggosaur

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Nice

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The words, FYI "it's a Di-no-saur! It's a Di-no-saur! From the laaaaaaaand of the looooooooooost" (repeat)

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Oh how I wish Snapchat could record audio....

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You can record a video

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Yes.

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(As a Wineocerous...) *Doggosaurius.

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Wineocerous, I'm using that now thank you friend

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It is my pleasure! :)

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Will need to aquire a dinosaur costume and a large quantity of Chianti and be Wineocerous Rex this weekend... and it shall be glorious.

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Sweet Lord, why did I not think of this sooner?! I shall be my username for Halloween this year. You're BRILLIANT!

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I always get yelled at for trying to put clothes on the animals. :(

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Your wife is old enough to dress herself.

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I don't have a wife.

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I hope

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