StripperGloves
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Feb 19, 2016 5:33 AM
StripperGloves
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KMStory
The thing about "pussy" not referring to female genitalia is wrong.
snoogans671
The beststoryposts comments are fucking annoying. But+1 for the rest of the content
FuckTheLemonsAndBail
The guy who bought the milk wants in her pants.
Husqvarnic
Because I'm probably not the only person who hates the shitty comments, I'm gonna do something bout it. I'll be back.
JapaneseStudentTadashii
"Lol *insert punch line in all caps with lots of !!!!*" -beststoryposts
StripperGloves
Don't forget stupid emojis. I tried cropping but there were FIFTY.
ThatGuyWithTheTopHat
#11 I'LL ALLOW IT!
WalterRego
The dude that slapped the slipping cat cat, got me bad. Like genuinely laughing out loud.
LordResinexTheQute
The problem with showing parts of comments in the pics is that now I want to know who gracewhiite was reminded of..
LordPeacock
This an imgur album of instagram screenshots of tumblr posts. If there were a post to give me cancer this would be it
XarioWithoutALastName
Maybe a layer of tictoc is gonna help?
martinimos
Now to post the imgur album to facebook and the facebook post goes to tumblr... and the world will implode.
ObiSeanFlurNobi
I don't know what kind of cancer it gave me, but it made me hope its aggressive and fatal.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Husband had to deal with a fire tornado during a field fire. Scary shit.
RicecakesMcgee
I need an update on the date with the almond milk guy
oozabooza
today I ate a sandwich and turned it into poop
ckay1100
But can you eat poop and turn it into a sandwich?
AccordMoanEye
The only one of these stories to have actually happened.
umikaloo
Similarly to the "mile high club", having sex in space gets you into the "three dolphins club" no-one has yet to do so. -Packing For Mars
lamameatpopsicle
Never seen Sky High, huh? Nerdy girl is totally the villain!
TalkRlyehianToMe
palaeastur
As an Australian can confirm we actually live on giant dog.
MoroseMoose6006
Good god that Sims soccer mom post was about to end my life... Oh well would have been #wurff :)
JaimeBarrientos
This is a large list of things that never happened. +1
CndyFlpnScintst
@ashton.lockhart MATCHING DOGGIE WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
lolatmyfail
As for the fireman post. We run into fires, yes we are a little crazy, but the good type of crazy :p
NamesIsHardYo
What is love?
JohnnyBgood422
Last night I dreamt Riddick was trying to survive on that 3rd movie planet but he had Urkel following him around.
themagickuser
I love the pooping running cat!
weliveinaspaceshipdear
#4 exhibits a gross misunderstanding of ocular anatomy. The eyeliner would have been swallowed, not recycled.
janiesgotagun
Mine comes out my nose
asiangelino
So she really was El Diablo??
risjb
Buried girl with bag on head. Did We just witness a murder?
eggtartsandfarts
Pretty sure that one is from a porn. Probably bdsm or sadism asphyxiation
shpanky
I worked for a fish and chips place in high school, and we'd always trade food with other fast food places. That was fun!
SlapMySalmons
I worked at a Sweet Frog froyo place, we would trade with jimmy johns, panera, papa johns. jimmy found out about panera and got jealous
GeezMomEnlightenUp
I managed a Baskin-Robbins in high school, we were across the parking lot from a shortstop burger joint. 1/2
GeezMomEnlightenUp
I occasionally fantasize about how good that hot meaty burger tasted after being constantly surrounded by ice cream.
TOASTEngineer
That would be an awesome metaphor for homosexuality
GeezMomEnlightenUp
Huh, agreed.