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This bird lost a fight in a Guangzho China zoo. Won a cool 3-D printed beak! Sauce: shanghaiist.com
Jul 20, 2016 2:28 PM
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This bird lost a fight in a Guangzho China zoo. Won a cool 3-D printed beak! Sauce: shanghaiist.com
sendex
Now it's time for revenge!!!
myothernameisgood
The first bird cyborg.
yontsman
They should have made it super sharp so he could get a proper revenge
The8thTrumpet
Let the tampering continue
Gotham3Returns
I don't understand the Chinese, sometimes they show so much compassion, at times they kill and eat dogs. I'm so confused.
SuicideIsNotAnOption
Reminds me of the Animaniacs episode with the Goodfeathers doing a West Side Story parody
Excitedtortise
We can rebuild him, we have the technology
DoggwitchGardens
Tactical assault beak! Those are banned in most aviaries.
slaaneshBuiltMyJetbike
Great, now you're encouraging failure.
Ewanator
It's the birdinator
antillesw
What's his CP? Power him up.
TheStaffmaster
I am reminded of Steelbeak from DarkWing Duck
libaf
So this is the chinese response to drones. Steel beaked ninja birds. Underwing lasers in developement.
hippyfrog
If you lost your jaw, would you rather have it 3D printed? actually nvm I totally would that sounds bad ass, hopefully in a metallic paint
skullkid96k
Why does it look like metal
Golden8Monkey
Sometimes people do ok things. We need more of that here
VresiBerba
This was slightly more than just 'ok', though. A lot more, in fact.
MissSpaceFace
There's one with a turtle(/tortoise?) that got a new 3D printed shell, because i got hurt in a forest fire. That was pretty neat, too.
TheDarumaDoll
It isn't just ok. It's heartwarming
SaxonsNowRedux
Honestly, I'm only here for the cats.
FatalBazooka
Now the Chinese pirate beaks as well...when does it end?
blankman757
That Bird Gets Better Health Care than the vast majority of Chinese citizens
kamosey
About those laser head attachments..
ch3fboyRG
Sharks with freaking laser beams on their freaking heads!!!
b0bWilson09
*Birds
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
He's unstoppable now
Hemispheres
Anyone else wondering who the badass bird was inflicted that kind of damage? Did he fight a falcon or something?
DPFC
I would like to know also
FlyingSpaghettiMonsieur
I don't think he's going to lose the next fight....
IFUCKEVERYTHING
No shit!
dontwalkawayrenee
Can someone explain what's inside the beak? Are those nerve endings? Ow!
TheJonatron
Apparently they're loaded with nerve endings except the tip, like dog's nails.
dontwalkawayrenee
Thanks! Poor lil bird!
Priceman5
What did it fight? A wall?
GodsOfThunderOfWindAndOfRain
We rebuit him, we had the technology.
MicentennialBan
Metal...
Achedb0b
2020, pokemon go has made the population weak, and acts of 3D printed prosthetic kindness from the past have caused the animals to take over
Achedb0b
WITH AN IRON PAW!
PhloydPhan
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.
gubbstrut
Hes literally pay 2 win
Gidyup
https://youtu.be/moKYoPowfsI
jellyonrooster
and now daft punk is stuck in my head thanks!
MrMince
Thats not what its from but ok
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We can make him birder.
sycophant92
We can make him wordier.
GalGadont
Goddamnit. You just made me laugh in the middle of a presentation.
idownvotethreefifthsoftwitter
Squawker, Flyer
MaxximumB
This is great and all, but now his weak ass genes get to try again to populate the gene pool.
Woffenhorst
And that's why healthcare should be free, or not exist at all.
ZimGenzko
Red-crowned Crane. They're endangered so every living individual is worth a lot and the gene pool is to small to let one go to waste.
buttscratchergetyourbuttscratcher
Well, he's in a zoo. At least he's not running around the wild with his weak ass genes and bomb ass beak.
MaxximumB
My bad, I didn't do the ready wordy part. In that case. Bionic bird +1
Wiedzmak
How about we stop helping humans then and only allow the genetically superior to live....
PolarHailStorm
I know genetically superior people that are scum of the earth. Good genetics doesn't make way for innovation, intellect or species progress.
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thorkild91
Epi genetics is such a well regarded concept at this point that survival of the fittest isn't perfect. We need forced breeding really
MaxximumB
Have you noticed all the wars, homelessness, starvation, terrorism and other crap in the world? We aren't that far off already...
MaxximumB
But I get your point though.