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Mar 6, 2018 1:24 AM
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TheConMane
Damn it! I thought I was gonna have a genius comment saying the new pig looked like Natalie Dormer until it said it was modeled after her.
wantednokes
oh, so that's not actually Natalie Dormer?
kiwisarefeatherpumpkins
So that means her grandmother is going to find a way to slip Miss P some poison?
Ricker270
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
TuggSpeedmann
ThecommentFarmer
PianoMan2112
Holy shit, I thought the new pic muppet looked familiar.
Bearpigg
Their
Gianttesticlemonster
beingadickcumberbatch
Mepikuphevythngsgud
Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AruWNRVZfyk&ab_channel=jbattyb
sparklefox09
ifandonlyif
Chi!
DasPenetrator
Oh..oh no.
REDF0RMANSF00T
theheebs25
Kermit, Miss Piggy, and Denise. one of those names feels out of place
Jacob12jr
I though she looked familiar! Oh my god!
AtsaMattaForYou
terryr
Remember when all of hollywood pretended these sock puppets were real?
4vie
... what do you mean? The Muppets Show isn't a reality show about running a theater?
Midgarmerc
Is Kermit splitting with Ms Piggy and getting with someone new ACTUAL canon?
iHveNoCleverName
Unfortunately yes
Counterfit
Yes, actually happened in the show
literallymike
I always knew Kermit could do better.
MidlandRedux
The world needs all the characters of Game of Thrones done as muppets. See to it immediately.
cyno01
Like that episode of Angel.
DoublevBomb
Not sure you'll get that, but Seasame Street did a Game of Chairs thing.
Pandamoniyum
That smirking sow from Highgarden
Falanxzealot
*Hoggarden
MrRandom314159
The Muppets tv show was like 3 years ago...
DukeDarkwood
42 years ago. There is no TV series of them since then.
iHveNoCleverName
So kinda like the last season of Scrubs then, it never existed?
MrRandom314159
What are you talking about? When JD left the hospital, it was one of the better sitcom series finales I've seen.
iHveNoCleverName
Of course
cyno01
This show was pretty good actually, it was basically 30 Rock with The Muppets.
iHveNoCleverName
Yeah too bad it canceled
BlueCow7890
What show was it?
cyno01
...The Muppets.
cyno01
I mean not that last part or the text obvs.
MrRandom314159
(2015)
DasPenetrator
YvellRenn
"It's on, Natalie Porter"
ninjafartball
"Yes I do porno"
PsychicSpider
WhereIsOscarGoldman
It is not a porno? Looks like that
FaxCelestis
FreakOhSuave
ClassifiedUsername
What is she saying?
Spiderbubble
"(Nose)critic lacks a boner"
MisterValiant
"This is called a porno"?
DobryPolak
Explaining how to thread a needle.
litterallysatan
It’s “dancing” in sign language
Arcanum3000
If I remember right, she's describing the next season of GoT. Something to the effect of "...and lots and lots of boning."
ralphie84
ITS MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW
justthenextdoorneighboor
Excercise your butthole?
Isawapuddytat
HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD
blueskythroughthetears
APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD
leafsimon
"I could start tomorrow"
TooDumbForRickandMorty
If you or a loved one has affected by mesothelioma then you may be entitled to compensation
MrPetitePenii
Then start your motor
DasPenetrator
Firmly grasp it in your hand
MadDrDrillBit
does it matter?
DarksteelPenguin
"This is not a porno"
ImAKickButtRealityMASTER
Head bent over, raise the posterior
kenethkaniff
Oh yeah
Conser1
That he porked her.
CrystalCry
"INSTANT LINE OF CREDIT"
fuckthisishard
The penis goes in the hole.
AstronautChicken
Insert your boner.
broconno
exactly what I saw the first time
DelightfullyOdd
RedDwarfIV
Biglebowski748
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAELECTRICSPACEWIZARD
https://imgur.com/Rw8smzb
Agentunreal85
DukeDarkwood
"SINCLAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIR!"
NballardPDX
TrikStari
Outta this house!
OOIOxOOIxIOIOxIOIxSxIOIIxIIIxOOI
If cross-species breeding was that easy? Well, i'd probably be arrested.
swordoath0
TomAchronos
Goose1124
I Agree kill it
NotACanadian
NANI
Cheomesh
SparkMiko
RealEnglishRage
TerrynSNS
TheMentelgen
rawrhayyyley
AgolfHiller
frogjg2003
Ed...ward
Loxachi
http://imgur.com/JyrtI
PlantFarts
HinataisBae
Flyndaran
So false. The movies show us that Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. Their father looks like a green bear with a collar.
cyno01
Greg the Bunny tried to actually explain that kind of shit. "So we all know basic puppet biology..." And the politics of puppet citizens.
freshstrawberrie
Ohhh I need to revisit that show.
cyno01
Warren the Ape was a bit more shallow and not as good, but Greg the Bunny was pretty great.
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
Weird question, but how does it work when Kermit goes down on her? I mean frogs have sticky tongues, right?
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JabbaTheHun
I'm pretty sure I did not need to read that today
geonerd
PuntoPuta
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/900/481/9de.gif
unknownmale
Well considering the shape and size of the male pig genitalia we can only assume the female reproductive organs are buildt for it
sumofrog
She's more into fisting anyway.
UnsavoryCommenter
They are prehensile tongues. Not really sticky per say
qussow
You ask too many questions. Please stop, or else you might get answers.
IvnWng
Precisely ;)
Proxymanity
But Kermit's also self-lubricating.
TheWorldEndsWithYou
Is it called pigging out when he does
SpicyLava
Lube?
QueefUpvotePrincess
Pink sock effect.
Wabjebbers
Asking the real questions.
RYG420
Why are you analyzing this
EndangeredTang
Sticky doesn't necessarily stick to something wet. ;)
nolittleplans
JBSmoove
orbitn
you've put way too much thought into this
Bishca
NOT AS MUCH AS I HAVE! *posts muppets space opera fan-fiction featuring graphic interspecies sex scenes*
ILiekToCookAndBake
Brought to you by Marijuana.
nerdyvet
Sometimes it's just our brains. My in-laws joke that I'm "naturally" high based on the weird shit that comes out of my mouth XD --
nerdyvet
I maintain that EVERYONE has weird thoughts/observations/questions, and I'm just socially awkward enough to share them :P
PardusXY
That’s one of the things I miss about it, the other is trying to lead a raid in WoW, and having everyone do their best to make me laugh.
Thorudon
When I was first starting to smoke, I was tanking a raid and manage to mistake a few players as mobs. I was very confused for a moment.