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Soft porn heroines
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DarthSilegy
Funny posting this in 2017 when western gaming industry forcibly desexualizes the shit out of their games, lul.
PrincessCatBucket
SeveralSpeciesOfSmallFurryAnimalsGatheredTogetherInACave
I like small breasts... But the again, I'm not a nigga.
diebeisszange
why are men only made of muscles same question, same reason i dont give a fuck, its just a game and i love games.
Monkeybone0
Z0neTan
pitrzusti
Ask Peacocks, why did they sacrifice their flying capability just 4 getting an impressive tails & btw, ask their fems, why do they accept it
KomodoKill
Master_Miller being da man
YoUcAnNoTuSeAdEaDmEmEfOrYoUrUsErNaMe
If there's one thing I learned from the Daily Telegraph, it's how to ask questions about the blatantly obvious.
ButtsandBewbs
Umm... how about the gigantic muscular men that are present all over the game industry as well?
Revelant
Allow me to present Urien in SFV
TrueWarwolfen
Tits are amazing, doesn't matter what you identify yourself as. They just are great.
MissCoolGirl
Nope dont like em, dicks are amazin
BukakeNoHeroAcademia
She's got the titvag
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
same reason guys tend to look like either mario/crash bandicoot or musclebricks
GrumpyOldManWhatSignedUpToCommentThis
have attended gamecon, can confirm
u2bist
Now?? As opposed to like... always?
GeminiMax
So i had a real crush on cammy.... she is a tiny titty committee ass kicking machine. Canon drill! Canon spike.. you lose. ah the memories
ydwyrd
Yeah, I always thought Cammy was way more attractive than Chun-Li. (Not that I have a problem with Chun-Li)
neonoptic
Cammy is not apart of the committee you speak of.
GeminiMax
I went and checked... you are correct, happens to b the perfect titty committee
GeniusGT
"Soft-porn".
687474703a2f2f6d2e696d6775722e636f6d2f3134584247496d
@iseenipple
chrisdafish
That girl in street fighter was very revealing tbh
cykes
You should travel to more tropical climates. It was pretty common to see women in shorts or miniskirts at my Campus. Or tight baby Ts.
chrisdafish
but not wearing a shirt with half of their tit slipping out
GrumpyOldManWhatSignedUpToCommentThis
Broadcasts from Rio are actually edited for the puritans up north. They're actually pretty, eh, 'free-flowing' at their carnivales.
MadMupp
I wonder what Sargon of Akkad said
movethebongos
Probably something along the the lines of " herp-derp. I am man. Woman bad!"
MadMupp
Err you do know who we're talking about, right?
solaslunas
no idea because he's banned from twitter. pretty sure he was banned before this time stamp so i am confused.
GeorgeGeef
Either said someone was too ugly to be raped or he sent them gay porn, since you know, Carl of Swindon.
DanTheStanMan
Me too, kind of. This is a bit trite for him to cover, though.
surroundedbyreres
"Women with large breasts don't exist! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
ScotlandSaysFuckYouLongshanks
Because men have biceps the size of your mum and 6 packs bigger than Arnnie ... it cuts both ways
GrumpyOldManWhatSignedUpToCommentThis
Japan, ahead of the game: http://68.media.tumblr.com/7c8c61e76e0dd604dccbcbcf178b83ba/tumblr_n5fnhxgCae1r1n358o3_r1_1280.png "why not both?"
DanTheStanMan
I mean, the upvotes here shows pretty well. Boobs sell.
movethebongos
...to a certain crowd but not to another bigger one.
JossWhedonsGhost
I'm okay with this as long as there are also some guys with rock hard abs and they dicks showing.
GrumpyOldManWhatSignedUpToCommentThis
do you want Harambe as an unlock, because that's how you get Harambe as an unlock.
CopiousAmountsofForeskin
MightyIink
There are just as many, if not more muscular guys in video games :P
movethebongos
Aimed to please the eyes of men too.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Pull your head out of your ass, reality says hello https://imgur.com/D4Ct4Do
GrumpyOldManWhatSignedUpToCommentThis
fags > hags amirite
CapnMawf
Get out of here with that. Plenty of women drool all over Kratos, Geralt, 'hot Ryu'. They stop when it gets to Zangief/Gears guys level.
MichiMikey
"Why are video games filled with soft-core heroes with ridiculously large packages?" -alternate universe
GrumpyOldManWhatSignedUpToCommentThis
isn't that just Smash/City of Heroes?
SomethingWittyIDK
I'd play that game
JeSuisIvre
Sign me up
megafat
The Metal Gear Solid games are filled with pretty men, half of whom are either shirtless or naked at some point.
shepahrdjhon
There are a TON of games with shirtless men. There is NO below waist nudity of women in games. There is male in GTA V.
MalkavianProstitute
Enormous stupid muscles are a male power fantasy, not for chicks. Check out TERA for the only real eye candy for chicks/gay guys.
GrumpyOldManWhatSignedUpToCommentThis
then explain why more men have seen boku no pico than women, and more women Toriko and Tough, hah!
MostIndeedlySo
QwertyBam
Fuck off, mate: I'm a woman and I like big hunks of meat.
GrumpyOldManWhatSignedUpToCommentThis
oh mai
InsanityCrab
Lots of these busty women are also muscular and athletic, no one is calling it a female power or beauty fantasy. Just enjoy the eye candy!
TurningTurningIntheWideningGyro
Maybe because statistically the odds that a woman designed it, or that it was designed with women gamers in mind is miniscule.
InsanityCrab
You're probably right. As a male 3D modeller I'll do my part and start showing more dick Cleeve in my designs.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Piss off Pinocchio https://imgur.com/D4Ct4Do
HarazhanGFsphone
Guys don't hate on him/her. Malkavian are known to be insane. ☺️
lordofthedice
Insane, not stupid.
HarazhanGFsphone
Sometimes when you say something crazy people think you're stupid. That may be the case here.
SofaKingSpecial
Because it's fantasy, and nobody fantasizes about being average.
Flyndaran
I want characters that fit the setting, not hentai. You have the internet, so find your porn somewhere else.
Cortezdelanoche
We don't want TOO many above average people! Because https://misterbenjy.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/ezgif-3275214123.gif
IlluminaBlade
BlackSalmon333
First time I've seem Mob Psycho 100 on here and with a cool gif. +1 for you sir.
IlluminaBlade
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/175/891/d27.gif
buttholette
Underrated comment
enoch246
Touche'
deadlycarrotstick
Sometimes I fantasize about being normal
pirate89RAWR
Well, you're not wrong!
secretlysubversive
....so men fantasize about being women??
SofaKingSpecial
Being and/or having, sure.
Wellshiet
But...but...OUTRAGE
heartlessninja6
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
I imagine the heroes in a fantasy game probably fantasize about working a 9 to 5 in a corporate office somewhere.
5NoteHalf
Bingo. You never see a skinny, anemic Superman, do you?
jjm152
Is your ideal woman not a slightly neurotic and self absorbed overweight girl who works in a boring office and loves reality tv shows? SHOCK
lordofthedice
TheN8
Mmmmm. Tell me more!!!
StatistNo1
I fantasize about my female battle mage not bursting out of her armor. Or actually having armor. Or having armor without high heels. :(
damogen
there are games where you can play that fantasy. Others fantasize about women bursting out of armor and there are also games for that
Enigmastick
Then play the ones that allow that. Like dark souls.
DieselWolf
Kind of like playing human in a RPG/fantasy game.
Erries
If it's DnD 5th edition it's understandable...I feel the bonuses are worth it.
FromDenmarkWithHate
In weight I do.
CKOD
Who wants a mild mindfuck https://youtu.be/7L16MPQDeUg give it at least 15 seconds.
ImmortanJimBob
No.
TristanChipchase
Not worth it
Tornadotaco
Plenty of dudes fantasize about average women every day.
SofaKingSpecial
No woman is average to the man who fantasizes about her. Particularly not in the fantasy itself.
Tornadotaco
Kitdivine
Oh shit is this a 500 days of summer gif!? Those are a thing?!
Tornadotaco
NachoPete
The below average do.
DeTobiasch
Tru
Smoughstein
Below avg. Checking in, can confirm
melotprieks
Incorrect. No, I immediately aim for above average.
ElbowdeepinElmo
"Oh geez I wish I had a family of 3.14 people and was 1.77m tall"
Pally01
You follow your dream, aim for that pi in the suburbs! I believe in you!
will9853111
Yes yes I do
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
I'm nearly 500 pounds, I wish I was average every fucking dsy
finstad4
ashmenon
mmmm yeah, paint that picket fence white, bitch.
aleister94
true that brother, true that
Justalobstercowboy
Not even
RideTheStimutacs
The problem in much fiction is that big muscular men are a vicarious male power fantasy, and busty submissive scantily-clad women are too.
JHawke
It is true, it sometimes feels strange but the moment you actually go around calling it a problem you need to get out more.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Bollocks
damogen
Those novels are for teenage boys what Danielle steel is for middle aged women. Not all fiction is for everyone
RideTheStimutacs
Until relatively recently (and even still) the vast majority of fantasy has/had a prime demographic of thirsty young men.
Aveira
Women have always loved gaming and fantasy. It's just never made for us in mind
RideTheStimutacs
Like you don't have women looking at the above picture thinking "I wish I had her back problems". It's obviously still geared toward boys.
ellert0
How do you market physical sex appeal to the "average" (because tastes can vary) woman without making the men ripped and chiseled?
TheSunless
Um, you ask several women what kind of men they'd like to stare at. And do that.
BeforeToday
Why are video games now filled with muscle bound men with ridiculously low body fat?
Locolarue
Don't forget He-Man.
cakeisprettygood
well it makes sense that the best fighters in the world are muscle bound with low body fight
1Plebian
and as apex males they get the most attractive females
vahnn
Yeah well it makes perfect sense that the best female fighters would have huge, jiggly, ungainly boobs flopping all over the place. Er...
GrumpyOldManWhatSignedUpToCommentThis
hey, don't knock it (heh) Mii took out a fighter JET with those things!
cakeisprettygood
i can only imagine them quickly turning round and the tits having other ideas
ydwyrd
Bruce Lee may have been all muscle but he was also a skinny dude. Less muscle means more speed and agility.
cakeisprettygood
true but being a big ass dude with loads of muscles is significantly more likely than a barely clothed woman with massive tits
movethebongos
Not really a dichotomy. The women are made to please stupid men and the men are made to please stupid men.
Fenstor
So you're stupid if you like tits? What a statement from a narrow mind
CapnMawf
Just because it isn't to your taste doesn't make it stupid.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Piss off Pinocchio https://imgur.com/D4Ct4Do
rooik14
uh-huh have you SEEN female games fans talk about these "Stupid men pleasing" characters before?
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
Remember when some guy from Möbius final fantasy was dressed 'too sexy' and they had to change it?
rooik14
I do remember that though I admit I had to google it for the details.
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
2/2 unless it also conforms to a specific male power fantasy.
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
1- Thanks for doing so! My point is that women aren't being specifically catered to, when they are it's a 'mistake' that needs to be 'fixed'
CrazyMrowLady
I'm a woman that likes both women and men. I appreciate the boobage, but us ladies need more half covered dick.
UltraBooster
Boobs arent sexual remember. Theyre for baby food. At least thats what the fems say. Dicks are lewd
MissCoolGirl
And dick is for Makin baby and ofc tha pusseey
Nightmarespawnx
So you want a little side cock.
ArmachiA
Compromise- dick prints. It's like cleavage for penis.
ArmachiA
He can saunter in wearing slightly tight pants,show the females giving it a glance, then when he leaves they make jokes about how hung he is
RedClaws23
What about games that feature bulge?
theHammerklau
Breasts arn't Genitals, they already show fully uncoverted men without shirts.
theHammerklau
If you wanna show more women with obvious camel toes, or even dongers erect in Skintight togs, that's another story.
CopiousAmountsofForeskin
The same game were this character is from has this character
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
And this guy
it's almost as if feminists are bitching about a medium they don't even consume!
rickeyspanish
um so you solved your own problem. men love boobs. women love boobs. only women love dicks tho. so you please 100 percent with boobs.
MissCoolGirl
No I dont like boobs and im female
shackslam
There's the last fight of Dante's Inferno against Lucifer and his massive, swinging penis.
cosine83
Like, half covered shaft or half covered balls?
Gayforbae
cykes
False equivalency! ;) If you show boobage, men show pectorals, that's equivalent.
SpanWolf
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/man-cleavage.jpg
markshneider
That game also has it. Search for Urien alternate classic costume in Street Fighter V, for example.
RooplePooples
Prepare your inbox
JTechnopotheosis
http://scontent-sea1-1.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/16442074_132911273888177_7963831512472748032_n.mp4
Gayforbae
Neat
Gayforbae
It is prepared
Wolfe65
Straight male but I totally agree. I grew up with the D'angelo video alright. If my hulking viking hero gots some V lines showing. I am game
CamelSpotter
If it helps, there are a LOT of games that feature muscular men with no shirt on.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
But we want cock cleavage
shepahrdjhon
There is no vag cleavage in games.Or even FULL female nudity in movies/tv. Yet you can see full frontal male nudity in GTA V.
Gayforbae
Wait... You can?
InsanityCrab
You see Trevor's offal and jim jam as he bends over to put his jeans on.
NickRivieraMD
really tho? I've never met a lady who said that random dick gets them wet.
CardboardPizzas
Show your breasts, they'll wish you the best. Show areola, everyone goes bipolar. You just can't win.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Not everyone
roflipop
I think it's referred to as "neck"
syntaxxor
Necali and Urien strip down. Don't think they allow cock cleavage
JustCorrectingSomeone
There is a mod for that. No, really. Google it.
jherazob
There's always a mod for that, it's an obscure offshoot of Rule34
ashmenon
I gotchu fellow bi fam https://sakuseii.deviantart.com/gallery/
timefaith
Exactly. Why take away something when you can add more for everyone?
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Because most of those complaining aren't gamers, even Sarkeesian was caught on video saying she wasn't a gamer.
Gayforbae
Not just the ladies
devsquez
This but like, more slender dudes but with their inguinal muscles showing. That's good shit.
jjm152
Hey, I keep trying to make dick cleevage a thing but I just keep getting chased out of the super market.
kushandkoolaid
I'm a woman that can appreciate both. But I don't want to see flacid dick in my games.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Well the same people complaining about the tits would be complaining about hard dicks, so looks like you're shit outta luck
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
As a woman that can appreciate both. I want cock cleavage
AshenRider
Speak for yourself hun, I'm all about that floppy cock
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TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Nobody wants to load a new page, post it like http://imgur.com/s9J43JX
ireplysometimes
Dont play Rust then
kushandkoolaid
I kinda want to Google in now..
ireplysometimes
The new Conan game has flacid floppy dongs too
kushandkoolaid
Not as much interested in that as I am as to what the game is.
PhaserRave
Boobs aren't the same as penis.
TheBisexualestBoyInTheVillage
Ur right, penis is sexier
rusty6899
Look at you, shamelessly waving your biology degree about like that in front of us. Have some decency.
CosmicNihilism
No the game would lose a shit ton of buyers it won't happen also you get shirts off of guys which is the same thing
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Cleavage vs shirtless man is not the same thing. One is sexual the other is not
raidleadergutts
I'm pretty sure there are tons of women here who would disagree with that ridiculous opinion of yours.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
As a women, I stand by that.
pokenar
I have to disagree, the first one may not sell millions, but there's certainly a market, even if niche, that'd support it.
pokenar
And personally, I think it'd be *far* better to do that than to continue demanding games be censored.
Tkeleth
THANK YOU. I don't want my games to be cheap pornos but there's nothing wrong with being an adult and having games w/characters naked, etc.
WarpPad
I am more of a Butt girl myself. I vote we also have more hot guys shirtless in our videogames...for equality of course
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Even the game from the article has this totes not attractive dweeb who nobody would ever think of banging http://imgur.com/R1LENuy
WarpPad
Awwwwwwwwwwyeeeeeeehhhhhh! Ryu Luberjack FTW! See? Equality! I get somethin, he gets somethin. Everybody wins.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Lol I see he has you excited, but equality just isn't good enough for the thought police who claim to want equality, they want supremacy.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Why are women allowed to show boob cleavage in public, but if I go out showing some shaft cleavage, I get arrested?
WhatIfTho
Me too thanks
Gayforbae
What even IS shaft cleavage? VPL?
OverpricedCrayon
Cuz yo dick is ugly
Kristofurious
WhatIfTho
How does shaft cleave work? What's the best way to get good lify?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Pants that sit real low in the front.
NightHouseAssociation
Asking the real questions.
DahPrincess
Cuz you're aloud to take your whole shirt off, or just a v-neck if you wanted.
angelicyokai
The real weirdness to me is you can show massive cleavage, but not nipple.
Madchair
Is it ok to just tape the nipple and show ? if not, what about a thin cloth line on it, where is the goddamn line
KoRplussomeletters
It's that darker bit around the nipple.
Daeyelle
Unless it's male nipple
DutchOvenMePlz
You can show massive butt cheek, but no starfish.
MidnightTacoTruck
i thought this was america!
CatpainTpyos
Nyet, Comrade. Is Soviet Russia.
JohnnyDeformed
Dick = genital. Boob = non-genital. Women can get in trouble for showing pubes or vagina parts, you know.
Nikolai5
It surprises me the amount of people think breasts are genitals. I despair sometimes...
RayloKen
"trouble" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
kevincow
But women can't show nipples.
IllegalDuckling
In most of the world, they can.
shmekie
Puritan heritage is a bitch, man
shoppingpenguins
They can in a lot of European countries if i'm not wrong, just choose not to. hell its legal in america apparently (most states) 1/2
shoppingpenguins
Just looked this up http://gotopless.org/topless-laws
LapisScarab
Breasts aren't genitals. Men are allowed to be topless and women aren't, and that's the part that's bullshit.
ILiveUnderARock
To be fair I might crash my car if all the women in the world started walking around topless. Nothing would ever get done again. By me.
ILiveUnderARock
Not that.. I.. do anything....
guntbagmunkball
You double dipping son of a bitch! +2
Madchair
To be fair, men want women to be topless
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
actually in the US there are many places that allow women to go topless, they just don't because we teach that sex is shameful
TurningTurningIntheWideningGyro
Unpopular opinion (maybe): It's also bullshit that we're scared of our own genitals.
LapisScarab
Maybe, but men and women are equally not allowed to just have their dicks/vaginas out is my point.
YurgenGrimwood
I feel like very very very few women would actually go topless even if they were allowed. Even men don't walk around shirtless outside of -
YurgenGrimwood
Beach or pool related events. Through out history female breasts have been seen as sexual, so even if it was completely allowed i doubt -
YurgenGrimwood
almost any would express that right. Not against making it legal though, i honestly don't mind and more power to them, just saying.
pokenar
I always wondered why there aren't more games aimed at women like that. Seems less likely to receive resistance then trying to take things.
Confrontation
Because back in the day Nintendo put their systems in the boys sections of toy stores... I'm not joking, thats the actual reason.
joeyjojosharknado
Men's magazines are full of sexy, scantily clad women. And so are women's magazines.
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
"If it's not broken, don't fix it" game developers know that boobies will sell. Why try and sell dick if you aren't sure it will sell?
OverpricedCrayon
With the relative ease of making Indy games these days that's not really an excuse anymore
OneNeoEon
Then Indie games should get on it. But big corporations demand big profits. Low risk/high reward is why Call of Duty is rather stagnant.
JustCorrectingSomeone
They already have been "getting on it" but unsurprisingly, dick games just don't sell as well. They're currently on Steam.
StonerCatJay
Probably cuz 1) there's plenty of female fan service as well (ripped as fuck shirtless men) 2) most guys (presumably their target audience
StonerCatJay
(2) because there's generally more men playing videogames) don't wanna see dick 3) most of what you see women wearing is about what you see
StonerCatJay
(3) at the beach. You don't really see much dick at the beach.
pokenar
Mind I don't actually disagree with any of those points, in fact I agree with many. I'm just noting complaints and trying to compromise
TurningTurningIntheWideningGyro
While I'm not certain, I feel I've seen statistics claiming the ratio of f/m in gaming is almost 50:50
JustCorrectingSomeone
It's 50/50 if you count mobile/Facebook games. Many outlets lie about stats. http://quanticfoundry.com/2017/01/19/female-gamers-by-genre/
Durzaka
Probably because for decades video games were heavily targeted as a male hobby, and designers still havent gotten over that.
Spamamdorf
Designers still haven't gotten over it mostly because it's still a very male hobby.
Spamamdorf
I love a good old silent downvote, no one wants to reply and actually pretend females are a majority in gaming though of course
OneNeoEon
Studies show Men still play shooters/fighting/racing games more. Women play puzzles/smartphone stuff more. Downvoters just took the 52% of1/
ParryLost
Some people - including game designers - act like *only* men play shooters/fighters etc., though, when we know today that's not true either.
OneNeoEon
Gamers are women at face value and didnt check the study to see the break down of who is playing what. I see it all the time. 2/2
JustCorrectingSomeone
Wrong. Those games do exist, called Otomes. They just don't sell as well as games featuring sexy chicks. Look them up if you're interested.
eskaldra
I can hardly find any adult-oriented otome games, most of them are kinda like a teen girl's first romance novel.
JustCorrectingSomeone
Otomes for 25 - 40 year-olds are hard to come by (like most VNs). The more popular ones are definitely the ones aimed at teenagers.
stuffinator
Yeah, because the male characters in SFV aren't ridiculously buff and over sexualized...only women....sure....
trebuchetguevera
Ridiculously buff =/= over sexualized.
CopiousAmountsofForeskin
Lmao here u go
trebuchetguevera
Nah, he doesn't do it for me. Beyond that, my point was that two are not the same; sexualization is more than just physique
shixma
Yes it is, its not normal for guys to be ripped just as its not normal for girls to have massive boobs, its literally the exact same thing..
trebuchetguevera
Heroic idealization is not sexualization.
MalkavianProstitute
Women don't enjoy that, though. Males like to play as super ripped dudes to feel like a boss. Hotness to women is actually more swimmer body
GrumpyOldManWhatSignedUpToCommentThis
Explain Cattleya's massive adoring female fanbase then. (Or maybe they just want to steal her shota from her, it could go either way)
shixma
Maybe too you... But everyone is different. I dont particularly enjoy large breasts but I dont go around saying I want to see women (1/2)
shixma
running around naked because I prefer that...
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Piss off Pinocchio https://imgur.com/D4Ct4Do
MalkavianProstitute
I can tell you're male by the fact you think there's no difference between those guys and the balding, scarred ogremen in videogames.
Enigmastick
It is great you can talk on behalf of everyone. Also to your surprise on the otherise: all men don't like big breasts either.
movethebongos
Target audience for buff men and booby women are still men. That's the problem.
Kitdivine
I'm bummed I had to come this far down to find this comment lol
kirivon
It's just like the lifting bro culture. On paper the purpose is to attract women--but the only people "mirin your gains" are other dudes. :v
cykes
Are you implying there are no women out there that like buff men or booby women? Because I think you may be incorrect.
JGGennedy
He's implying that the ratio of male gamers to female gamers is vastly in favor of male gamers.
Outrajust
He's implying that women don't care about buff heroes and naked women in videogames. It's true for me but i can only speak for myself.
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
No but if women *are* attracted to that it's an accident when the primary aim is male power fantasy.
GrumpyOldManWhatSignedUpToCommentThis
his flippin' catchphrase even is "Beauty is power"
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Piss off Pinocchio https://imgur.com/D4Ct4Do
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
well impoliteness aside how much do the men in those books have in common with a videogame protagonist...