How my work day began...

Apr 30, 2017 10:13 PM

motherofgremlins

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Some woman had an episode in my store today. Ambulance was called. Coworker was tending to her. Another woman had a horrible accident in the bathroom.

I came to work, and found this waiting.

I hope your day is going better than mine.

#shitpostsunday #thatsnotpudding #retail #wtfdidyoueat

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This was no boating accident.

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Okay. Everyone keeps saying panties but I see so much material there I thought it was a while dress. Or is it mega panties?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Circus panties. Tent sized.

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Doing my part to downvote so that only the Usersub Warriers have to see this

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

I will upvote a few other posts though because I feel terrible that you have to clean that OP

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Today i wondered if anyone has posted a real shit shit post. Is this a coincidence?

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The person who left that was also having a very bad day. Sorry you had to deal with it though.

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Upvoted because anyone who spent the day cleaning that deserves at least that much...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The tag, thisisnotpudding.. have an upvote

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@op reaction when opened door.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Spot on.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was a matter of time! We found her! http://www.retailhellunderground.com/poop2.gif

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oopsie poopsie

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shhititiest shit post I've ever shiting seen, while shiting.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Went to clean the disabled toilets today only to find someone had masturbated onto the floor

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd always find empty Vaseline jars at my old work' crapper. Who does that there?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did something like that once - long story - but I did tell someone and did tip 20$

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You're the real mvp.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

20$ is not enough to pay someone for literally cleaning up your shit

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I'm pretty sure you cannot legally be forced to clean up bodily waste if the employer has not provided appropriate PPE for biohazards.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

But check with OSHA before you take advice from a random jackass on the internet.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure you're right. Someone kept taking shits on the floor and garbage can in the women's bathroom at a place I worked, only the (1)

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store manager had the legal coverage to clean it up. She quit a few weeks after it started. (2)

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FTR, the phantom shitter stopped right after the manager announced she had given notice to quit. I think they achieved their goal. (3)

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Or the store manager was the phantom shitter afterall...... (4)

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Yeah we have those kits everywhere. Mask, gloves, apron, bio bags etc. People destroy our bathrooms almost daily.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happened on my work too few years back, except the panties were in the trash can. after cleaning it it took me 2hrs too find where

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the stench was coming from. >_>

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This qualifies as shitposting. To the front page with you

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yep, this is a class A shitpost. up u go !

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Awesome! Free panties!

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because free panties are the best panties

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... sad thing is you could probably sell those somewhere.

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Only gently loved!

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I feel like no one capitalized with "the Todd" highfiving someone.

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Honestly thought that was a hospital robe

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Read your username. Laughed out loud hysterically. My coworker is eyeballing me with a weird look on hr face. I may be committed soon.

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Full body shudder. +1.

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Posts with comments like this is basically the only reason I keep using Imgur. I'm sorry I can only upvote this once

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*sniff* *sniff*

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*Grmmmpf* I just threw up a little in my mouth...

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I hate that I love this comment.

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Score!

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Fortune favors the bold

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Because of this gif I watched misfits

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Did you enjoy ?

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Yes

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You can almost smell the freedom.

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Holding it didn't go as planned.

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So somewhere there's a chick not wearing panties ?

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A very large, probably old one

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Wouldn't get too excited, you see the size of those?

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and her ass is caked in shit

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Look at the size of those drawers.

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Didn't your mom mention she was going shopping?

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Yes.

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Perfectly executed reply gif

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The gif was my first thought. Woman walking into the bathroom, pulling her panties down, and yelling pudding after seeing what she's done.

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Looks like OP remembers the face of her father.

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Indeed. Thankie sai.

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I remember the days of people shitting all over the bathrooms. I bet youre underpaid

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Shit ain't fun, but someone has to do it. Unfortunately that person is me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worked in Montgomery Wards. Bathrooms: tampons stuck to walls, poop next to stalls, trash around trashcan, never in it. Unflushed toilets.

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God damn, me too. Side note I was making $5.15/hr back then.

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Damn i made $10 and it still wasnt enough

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$6.50 for me in the very early 00's.

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$7.50 for me in 2013.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

maybe, te janitors where i work make ~20-25 an hour after years and start at 16-18 an hour

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We don't have janitors. There is only the couple that waxes our floors once a month. The rest is on us.

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A lot of retail companies don't hire janitors during operation hours, they only come in in the morning. This falls to employees.

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Only time I ever walked out of a job was in retail making $7.25/hr and manager tried to get me to clean a bathroom COVERED in human shit.

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And don't get me started on the fitting rooms....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a manager I got paid 8.80 an hr. And it was in my job description, to clean bathrooms when attention is needed....

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I'm sure it was in my manager's job description too, but he was a huge Dick that made people do his work.

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