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factcheckmate
Lewis and Clark statue is being replaced with Dolly's in Charlotsville: /a/1BObxsA
Icyfirebolt
A read in an interview about 15 years ago "Dolly, how do you stay so pretty?" Dolly: "Doctors, doctors keep me pretty."
JonathonUtah
Huge tracts of land
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
Mark, too
prepareforassholecomment
“And people say she’s just a big pair of tits” - David Brent
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
spacecadet103
Got it!
420ismycakeday
The fact that she posted this herself is just gold. Queen!!
jherazob
Obligatory:
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MassiveMaoMao
Everybody hates country 'til "Jolene" come on.
illegalacorn
White Stripes made a pretty decent cover
jherazob
I gotta read JoJo part 6...
CandiedCorn
“People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are, all bought and paid for.”
t8rt0tt
She’s like the Barbie of country pop
TheDemonBarberofFleetStreet
Ashley Madison: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad2-FiCzJxc
EvilDeadTed
cylogenix
Polly Darton
ThisCallsForADrinkexclamationpoint
@jolenejolenejolenejolene
bobbo007
On the train for the "Always about Dolly' campaign.
wittybnut
TIL I’ve got a 70s Dolly Parton thing going on w the extra weight.
DanCutter
How *you* doin’? ?
MarvelousWolverine
Maybe everybody knows it already but the cloned sheep Dolly was named after her because "Dolly is derived from a mammary gland cell and (1)
MarvelousWolverine
We couldn't think of a more impressive pair of glands than Dolly Parton's " True story (2)
swatz
She ran the best little whore house in Texas!
Beardedgeek72
Until someone, somewhere, had to close her down.
RonSwansonIsReallyProudOfYou
MaladaptedMedic
What’s this movie?
NewToTheEnterwbs
Me myself and Irene?
MaladaptedMedic
thanks
aravena
What is this? Facebook now?
NickRivieraMD
Almost every woman of dating age does all of these. That ain't much of a standard. Dolly is awesome though.
Equinox13
Hah, I lack the career for the first, face for the second, style for the third, and...everything for the last. I aspire to Dolly's standard.
Gryphonosiris
Dolly Parton: the fap girl you feel kinda guilty about having on your list because she's so damn nice.
FraudulentPepsi
I don't want a woman that does Tinder
joeyecho101
imgur:
neos501
We're all drunk
ThanosWasNotWrong
still would
slotheroll
pizzapartyhard
OBx2
Weird to think that he's dead now.
didgeboy287
You remind me of the babe.
pizzapartyhard
What babe?
jagsduuuuval
1) I remember her on Johnny Carson and he asked her what she does first thing she does when she gets up in the morning. She said
jagsduuuuval
2) "Well I get up and get dressed then I go home." Haha. Then she did her little giggle. It was priceless.
QueenSavcy
Even funnier that she’s been married to the same man since 1966. She’s adorable.
jagsduuuuval
Wow I didn't know that. Yeah she is
slotheroll
SacredSlothiness
I keep seeing the green arrow thing. I'm lost. The heck is that about?
slotheroll
When you like a post or comment you click the little arrow you see on the bottom right. It turns the arrow green it's called an upvote.
slotheroll
Sorry, bottom left.
SacredSlothiness
Sooo the green arrow that popped out of her shirt and others I've seen it in is an upvote?! Thanks for the dose of clarity! Makes sense now
slotheroll
Correct, there are thousands of gifs made showing an upvote. Welcome to Imgur!
justareallylongemailaddress
"It takes a lot of money to look this cheap"
jwwilson0842
Also from Varsity Blues :)
MissSpelledTattoo
NotHardly
Cleverness line get the top 5 point in a millennia
MissSpelledTattoo
JoseDeLaNoWay
Wow
CoolSweaterDude
Thanks, Joker.
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
She once said in an interview she styled her look from the town tramp
justareallylongemailaddress
Nope. That's a quote from Dolly herself.
MissSpelledTattoo
Sauroctonus
Dolly Ramen.
MissSpelledTattoo
Justin TimbeRamen
ThisCallsForADrinkexclamationpoint
MissSpelledTattoo
Vandaliam
Zatchery
Thank you Ms. Palm
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
Ladies of negotiable affection
MyHouseOnMars
Truth! Justice! Freedom!...Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard-Boiled Egg!
MellowButDramatic
Seamstress’s Guild
thezookeeper
Always willing to lend a hand.
thecowkingdom
Hem hem.
CinciGuy
I’m all for Dolly, but did something happen recently? I’m seeing quite a lot more of her here lately... are we positioning the new Betty W.?
thecatfish
Her birthday was last week. Gals 74 and still going strong
pedroglyphic
She hired a new social media staffer?
RealityInflicted
Netflix documentary.
CaffeineManic
Why would we need a new Betty White?
CinciGuy
Our on-deck muse?
gabble13gjgj360
Seeing the boobs on imgur rejuvenated her on this site?
paul289
Facebook has been pushing sponsored articles for this like nobody's business.
HeyCopernicus
The podcast Doll Parton’s America came out recently
OnomatopoeicOnanisma
Ah, so it's like "cooking with Paris"
PhillFan
It's well worth listening to
HeyCopernicus
Agreed. I enjoyed it
MostlyAngryButNiceAboutIt
Her on Jimmy Fallon's show recently. They're both perfectly infectious. https://youtu.be/d_lhwfwosto
HFlashman
"Where’s my walkin‘ stick?!" Ha ha ha! That was a funny story!
Israaa
The way she gets all giggly when he gets near is sweet and how she calls him a dumb ass lol.
KittyKittenBeast
Moving to the South (US) I've learned that southerns LOVE Dolly more than I ever knew.
JaxenChaz
*Southrons
kevinkevinkevinkevin56785772
Uruk-Hai
Equinox13
Uruk-Hi, y'all. Want some lembas and sausage gravy?
Icyfirebolt
I grew up 45 minutes from where she's from. She's a delight and does and is the best thing about Tennessee.
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
My grandmother made her dresses for the Grand Ole Opry. She was a regular in her house. Lovely lady.
Icyfirebolt
Did you get to meet her?
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
When I was younger we visited and she was there for a measurement session.