The Chrises have spoken

Jul 12, 2015 9:29 PM

SarahStumbleBee

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Thirty Helens agree.

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Looks like they're in a bit of a Chrisis

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I actually hate you a little bit because of that pun +1

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I really thought that was Edward Snowden from the thumbnail

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Thanks for the chuckle

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The word "Chrises" is bugging me.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Personal favorite Chris:

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Next they admit that Jurassic World is way better that Age of Ultron & neither of them can dance like Star Lord. The shame!!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

chris/10

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When they make a Guardians + Avengers movie...we're going to have all 3 Chrises on screen at once. I'm not sure the internet will handle it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pine, Pratt, Evans, Hemsworth, I'd fuck them all. They're all gorgeous.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It needs to be consensual, bro

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does Christian Bale count as a Chris?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My name is Chris, and even with my superiority complex I have to admit that Pratt is the ruler of all us Chris'

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Chrisp Ratt

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Chrisp Mouse/Rat

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I HAVE THE SAUCE, YOU ARE LOVED. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqhhp8kxQn8

10 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

commenting for latr

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's been 6 hours, so I guess it's later now?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FLAME ON! ... I think I may start doing that.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Always upvote sauce. Thanks

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That was awesome. THANK YOU. YOU ARE LOVED BACK.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I just spent three hours watching avengers interview specifically of both chrises bc of your sauce

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Too much pretty in one room!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okay, this is bothering me too much. Chris, chris', chris's. That is all. No "chrises"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me personally, I think Chris is the best Chris out of Chrises.

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Fuck: Chris. Marry: Chris. Kill: Chris.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow! My thoughts exactly

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Just to be clear, we aren't talking about Christopher right??

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Really? Better than Chris?!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think the best one is this guy, he lives a while away, and he's young, honestly The far chris is six, still... He's mature

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I disagree Chris is way better than Chris.

10 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

I think Chris and Chris are pretty much equal, but Chris always surprises me with his movies, making him near almost as good as Chris and C.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Them's fightin' words, son. We all know Chris is better. You'd better admit it. -.-

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I think Chris and Chris are pretty much equal, but Chris always surprises me with his movies, making him near almost as good as Chris and C.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Who's the alpha Chris? CP: You're looking at him kid.

10 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

Nicely done.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bonus points for sneaking "CP" and "kid" in the same comment.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They can't even look at the camera when they say it. They're embarrassed at being second rate "Chris's"

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Avoiding eye contact or touching the back of your head are signs of lying.

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http://imgur.com/4PEly3F

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

What?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i think it's referencing the arm movement, but hey, it's DATA. :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just watching this over and over again...kinda looks like he is douchebag dancing LOL

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Chris I can confirm...

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i love it when Helmsworth goes all "Fruity" in interviews. In conclusion: CHRIS HELMSWORTH IF YOU COME OUT IT WILL BE THE MOST ULTIMATE

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*Chris Hemsworth

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Im talking about Chris Helmsworth at my gym :P

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought you meant the actor.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i did i was being a twat

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But he's married and has kids lol

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yeah i know.i know. twas just a summer dream.

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Chris Brown is the worst Chris.

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my ex is the worst Chris

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Chris brown has been evicted from the league of Chris.

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The Chris Lee-gue? Sorry, too soon

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Have a seat sir

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Some might even call him..the anti-chris

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When he hits you you've either been Rihanna'd or Anti-chris't

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God damn it my teacher now knows I'm not paying attention.

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Everybody hates Chris

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Chris Christie?

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Well, Chris Brown beats women but Chris Christie fucked with everyone's commute with bridgegate. So...

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Tied with Chris Brown

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Hated so much he should spell it with a K

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Along with that old hag in the kardashian clan

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Seconded.

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But my name is... nevermind

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I resemble that remark

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...and thus a new thing called "Christianity" was born

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sauce?

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I GOTCHU HOMIE: https://youtu.be/tqhhp8kxQn8

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Thanks dude!

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I know this is crazy, but hear me out: Triple-decker Chris sandwich.

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Umph

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I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You're a mad genius and I love your style.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shut. Up. (from a Chris, that is almost too much to think about,......almost, lol). You crazy mother...shut yo mouth!!!

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Yes. All the Chris'. At the same time. No regrets.

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmyes

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For Chrismas? Yes.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There is nothing crazy about that! Where do I sign up?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Best username for this comment, Debbie.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh myyyyyyyyyy

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I heard you out. I like it. Put me in the chrisandwhich.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

No, no not crazy... This is genius. Brilliant! PERFECTION1

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Thank you for your support!

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"Choo-choo!" goes the train position! \o3o/

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waaaaaaaant

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I had to log in to say Monte Christo.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, I just met you...

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I heard croissan'wich! *looks around* Oh. *sulks away*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a straight dude... go on...

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aww yisss °^°

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Meta movie where these three hangout and pull pranks on each other.

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I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich.

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I believe the boys are the meat. unless... unless you're a boy... so you can be the meat, too. Nevermind.

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Oh, ok. I volunteer to be the bun in that sandwich ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are we talking an all meat sandwich? Cause you're making me hungry

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I'd sell my firstborn to be a part of this.

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i'd sell all my -borns

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ditto

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Unless you already have a child, your firstborn could be a result of this!

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That would be ideal

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I volunteer as tribute

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When is the Chris Pratt bubble going to burst?

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FINALLY.

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soon i hope, he's so overrated

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that's a bold move in these parts!

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Who's that fuckstick interviewer?

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interviewer, u a fukboi

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Edward Snowden

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I think he's some douche nozzle from MTV. Personally, I miss the hotness of a young Tabitha Soren.

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That and watching the will to live slowly being extinguished in Kurt Loder's eyes.

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All Chrises have a psychic link, and can intuitively sense the Chris Hierarchy, and their respective order in it.

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Smack dab in the middle.

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This is true. Although we drop the hierarchy once the Gathering begins.

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The Hierarchy is poorly understood, but major factors include: height, thumb length, and number of toe touches performed before age 8.

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True. I'm somewhere in the middle. Not a Chris you need to meet, but one who you won't hate if you do. Hopefully.

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It's true... I'm #10,001. Not the best of us, but certainly not the bottom of the barrel either.

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Not the bottom of the barrel, you say? Well hello. ;)

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Yup, I'm somewhere down around -∞

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I'm more of stickler Chris.

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#3,052,117 here

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Nevermind just witnessed a legend on twitch, got me up to #106,768

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He's the alpha chris

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No I think Jesus is, Pratt is second

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That explains this crippling depression.

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Just here to say I up voted your comment to 420 points

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Hanging out on Mt. Ihu, I tend to ignore the hierarchy in my solitude.

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Sense Chris - coming to Netflix 2016

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Who's Chris Hierarchy?

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Yet all I hear is static...

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So Chris Pratt... is the alpha?

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The Chris Hierarchy: mortal enemies of the Dave Conspiracy.

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My name is Chris and as a young lad I was told of a legend. That if a Chris kills another Chris we take their powers until only one remains.

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THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

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Lets make this a thing, please?

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I too confirm this. -Chris

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the Dominion of Chris!

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As a chris, we all just agreed.

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The same thing happens with beards.

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As a Chris - Can confirm.

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Yeah, I mean Chris Pratt really only just got by the, you know, other Chris.

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I'm the second opinion on this matter. Nice to meet you, fellow Chris

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Isnt it great how we're all having this meeting telepathically, but posting it so the others can read? Chrises, we are so kind

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Fellow Chris here he is correct

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I work with a Chris. Can confirm, he senses the hierarchy.

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Another Chris. Can also confirm.

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Hanging out on Mt. Ihu, I tend to ignore the hierarchy in my solitude.

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one of us! one of us!

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I'm Chris and I approve this message.

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As a Kris, I only get reception on sunny days.

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So do you get classified among Chris's or is there a specific Kris hierarchy ?

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We are considered a subclassification of Chris, but possess a hierarchy of our own.

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Yes.

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#357 reporting in. Wait... One just died. #356!

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Which makes me the new 357!

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Haha, you triple digits crack me up!

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Yay now only #9756

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With Jesus on top.

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He's got that extra t going for him though.

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That's not his name. That's a title.

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So... Chrises are space Orks?

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We da biggest an' da strongest!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Borgs, not Orks. "We are Chris. Lower your panties and escort us to your apartments. Resistance to our seduction is impossible."

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Someone photoshop these Chrises into that picture of Chris Pratt holding off his velociraptors. I have no idea whom the 4th Chris should be.

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Jesus Chris?

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Chris Pine?

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Chris Pine.

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Meanwhile Chris Pine is wondering how he can work his way into the Marvel universe.

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I thought they were making him the new Green Lantern?

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There were mockups of him done that way by some internet artist, but that's not an official thing. That's also DC as opposed to Marvel.

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Oh right. I can't keep the brands straight. He woulda been a better Hawkeye.

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There's some truth to this, but I like Renner's Hawkeye. I'd rather see Pine in a bigger role, or possibly as a villain.

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Well, Chris Hemsworth played his dad in the first movie. So, maybe there's a connection there? http://imgur.com/XPCpKxA

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He's kinda on that level of fandom following from playing Kirk, really. Especially well too. Somethings are wrong those movies. Not the cast

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Agreed. Cast has been wonderful for both Abrams films.

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They both look away while they're saying it. That means something.

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chris probably hold eye contact with chris and established dominance. now its embedded into chris' soul

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It means that they know how to act. Source: I studied the theataahhh

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Do I say "CAH-mer-AH" weird?

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I feel like they're embarrassed that the interviewer would ask such an awkward/ stupid question and expect them to agree.

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They got famous and used their fame to help people. Pratt got famous specifically BECAUSE he wanted to help people.

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What? I, for one, only know who Pratt is because of that tv-show, just like Ron Swanson's actor & that Aubrey something.

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He was semi-famous at that point, but not "visit kids in a hospital" famous. So he busted his ass for the Starlord role.

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Sexiest=hemsworth. Most handsome=Evans overall=pratt

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Hehehe. "Overall Pratt."

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I agree 100%

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Damn right

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Pratt is the funniest, hemsworth wins everything else.

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I was about to make this comment but what can I say? You hititonthebutton

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Hemsworth wins all categories for me.

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Yep absolutely

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HE IS RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING

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Didn't a magazine vote him sexiest man alive or something?

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Same for me

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Thor's long hair ruined it for me. Evans it is. Come here boy.

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For me, Evans reigns supreme

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Dat butt tho...

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Evans is a clean sweep for me. Pratt doesn't start my engine at all.

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Me too. I like that he is on like 5 super heroe/ comic book movies. Make crush on him.

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What about Pine?

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Swoon.

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They always forget about him! It's so sad really

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10 years ago (deleted Dec 11, 2015 10:12 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

your comment made me really sad

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I don't really want him to jump out an airlock, I just didn't like the newer ones. :/ Sorry to make you sad.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

i liked them--sorry they made you sad.

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