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Hey man, that baby ain’t yours
#memes #funny #woke
Mar 20, 2018 6:44 AM
MadMen07
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#memes #funny #woke
Davedavedavedavedave
Food baby FTW
tracereading
I'm downvoting your asshole woke tag.
Evanrudeplz
girlfriend...pregnant...made other plans. This has 'millennial' written all over it.
WilwoWaggins
Don't they just glow when they are expecting?
homoerection
He is so fucking cute. 12/10 would totally snuggle up to that tummy.
largeal
He's glowing!
kwangsurosenthal2718
Now thats a fine specimen
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Woke king?
GomezAtTheDebOfNight
Yeah, that happened. I'm sure he has a gf.
genitalfungus
What the fuck is a "maternity shoot"? Is it an american thing?
shockerslights
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
kh35
Wait honey, hold my beer!
KiteFlyingPianist
...gut.
PleazeSendMSGsuperlonely
Pure. Cringe.
AcrimoniousDragon
Good on him +1
northerngermany
Body Positivity as we love it!
lawndartcatcher
Wait until she tries to pull the same crap on delivery day...
Khoshteep
Woke?
bingotown
Dude looks too old to have the given name “Woke King.”
trigonman3
The best part is having Folgers in your cup.
EedDaPooPoo
Zephyr86
AllAroundSad
Why.
EedDaPooPoo
copingcabana
"I'm having a baby ham. Gonna name her Virginia."
Psicocowboy
outrageous!
SeriousAnteater
beautiful positively radiant
DoctorEnsignCrusher
Cheesy pees!
pippinsmerry
I agree, Imgur user ILIKETHINGSINMYBUTT.
Spamus777
Lmfao
insanedoge
who doesnt
Voric13
mastikator
Woke king?
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
.
Haagendzs
Had the same thought. Is this what getting old feels like?
Lavie154
I'm still in school and don't get that, so no
J888888888
I just wanna know how one could be as fat as him, but still have solid facial aesthetics and an extremely sharp jawline...
DefinitelyNotSatan
The beard just makes it look that way.
NotAmused1001
Have you ever heard of pushing out your stomach?
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Made other plans?
ForTaxReasons
Maybe she went out of town
nuklurn8
Yeah with the baby's father, I bet
mattsall
Abortion
SW4GGY
guilhermedidi
Oh.
StarryNightsInCanada
AgolfHiller
Damn to late.
RaynWisp
... for the baby.
assholecasserole
arcenlapin
Pregnancy brain is a real thing. D:
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Yes it is. We call it baby brain. My wife has it right now
arcenlapin
My condolences lol
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Thanks. Hes no#2. Goodbye sleep pattern
Dyslexicbirch
I don't see how she could forget
NoChute
I don’t see what plans could supersede the photography session. Those are expensive.
ForTaxReasons
Maybe she went out of town
YouThinkThatsBad
It’s like a guy took funny pictures and the internet made up the rest
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Depends how far along she is. Pregnancy brain is a thing.
jacksparrah
srsly. My best friend was the absolute WORST. I felt like I was talking to a fucking dementia patient 99% of the time.
RunninOutaNeurons
Also, just forgetting things is a thing. :)
Dyslexicbirch
im 33 weeks haven't had a problem yet
StonesOnTheHill
How can you be sure? Maybe pregnancy brain made you forget that you forgot things?
Dyslexicbirch