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New ones because I love you.
http://imgur.com/gallery/KlhzD
http://imgur.com/gallery/UxM4q
The last few...
http://imgur.com/gallery/gree5
http://imgur.com/gallery/ZdBcc
http://imgur.com/gallery/F2ESj
silverfoxxflame
Cat Damon... sounds like someone who would rule imgur with a fluffy fist of death
kattpappan
And I am warming up to you too.
SummerKleiber39
*giggles and kicks dirt with toe*
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
Imgur Schmimgur... I'm drunk as fook.
dootdootfloop
the girl number eating i used to do when i worked at a bar if i didnt like them
BiggestBlackestBeard
For the funeral: the "going down a tunnel" tune should play while he's being lowered. Then, when buried, underground theme (muffled).
marquisdechocula
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcEDqx-CEcY
Counterfit
http://imgur.com/LMcGZZ5 lost it a 4am
alloftheotherusernamesaretaken
so.many.lols
Grungeking
Mario funeral person forgot to tell the people to make sure to include the "Glunkglunkglunk" noise of going down the pipe for the transition
gowild
Actually pretty good
salsomer
Wait a second. A 12 year old would have been born in 2002, which is still 2002 backwards. That dyslexic man knew exactly what he was doing.
HappierThanASlinkyOnAnEscalator
damn you just changed the game, I'm impressed you took the time to think that through, cuz now this comment +the original tweet = funnier
crediblesource
NOT ANYMORE! He thinks they're from the futuristic year of 3002.
unhappilyeverafter
You just totally ruined the joke. +1
SweetBabyYeezus
that sausage party one though
minion68
"BOOM PREGNANT" Dammit, I'm already on my fourth kid probably never going to get to use this accurately.
SequinEyes
This post tricked me into listening to Nickelback.
marquisdechocula
same
marquisdechocula
sort of worth it though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Etqb5PSUrg
5alive
You made me look up a Nickelback song. You monster.
OmfgImNotLurking
Imgur is why I don't need to wade thru all the bullshit of Twitter to get to the gold. Take my +1.
PapaUberGeek314
A moment of silence please for our dear pie. Whose remains were disrespectfully splattered on a face instead of being honorably eaten.
SlowMoAragorn
I've always found the best way to say Benedict Cumberbatch is to the tune of 'Another One Bites the Dust'.
solosysygy
Random thoughts from Tumblr are amusing, but Twitter has professional-grade comedy. Some of this stuff is brilliant.
imtiredofthinkingupaccounts
what's funny is people on here stomp on tumblr, but if you stray too far into twitter it can actually be just as terrible
ZVanderberg
A lot of these people are professional comedians. On Tumblr, it's a bunch of moody 14 year olds who just say "omg literally died".
gargaj
Honestly, I just prefer the correct spelling on these as opposed to Tumblr's "all caps + lack of punctuation by design".
BeezelPony
"If you're still confused about chatspeak in 2014 you don't deserve to be on that high horse." a tumblr post
TylerTheAnarchist
By spelling ur instead of you're you will save about 4.25 hours a year. 7 to 20 thousand word spoken a day less than 1/4 is written, 1/2
TylerTheAnarchist
you're is written about 42 times a day for a woman. 42 x 365 = 15330 seconds saved = 4.25 hours 2/2
The22ndDoctor
But they are spending that extra time and more explaining to the elderly that ur = both you're and your.
ddspill
The party at 11:00 hit too close to home, ouch!
geonerd
Close, but I wouldn't have even been about to leave before I realized this.
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
As someone that works in a grocery store, the "Sorry I'm late, I asked an elderly person how their day was" is just too damn true
Stabby13
In my experience,it's not necessary to ask, they will tell you anyway.
teamporkchop
Trump: I'm an activities director in a nursing home. Some days, it is literally 8 hours of asking and listening. But... They like it. So :)
Scanderoon
Waitress at popular old-person restaurant here, can confirm.
Flyndaran
Elmer's, Hometown Buffet, or Denny's?
NotSoSmartAlek
why not Golden Corral?
IThinkWeAllKnowWhoLetTheDogsOut
Woh, Lindsey. That was uncalled for.
MyBodysNobodysBodyButMine
Pretty badcore.
GigglesMaster
Definitely the most cruel!
Scrindleglone
Let ought a childish laugh on the benedict cumberbatch one
dhelsan
how does one misspell out
Scrindleglone
how the fuck did I do that
dhelsan
dat some twilight zone shit mang
IbukiOnTheScene
you out to be ashamed of yourself
arumunus
Oh my god, the last one is too relevant for me.
OmfgImNotLurking
You know what to change your username to, sir/madam.
CoolSnackChris
Me too OP. Hung as a motherfucker
MyBodysNobodysBodyButMine
I ate a whole bag of dorritos.
CoolSnackChris
I'm in bed eating pizza. It's 6pm.
MyBodysNobodysBodyButMine
I'm proud of you.
CoolSnackChris
Thanks girl. My obligations are looming ever closer tomorrow but right now I have pizza and parks and rec. Thanks for the funnies also.
MyBodysNobodysBodyButMine
No worries. Thanks for checking them out! I've managed to stay in my PJ's all day.
wrestlewolf
Admit it, you all sang "Benedict Cumberbatch!" right after reading #16
msfashionablylate
I admit!
Cyanide555
Thanks to Weebl it was "dirty dirty girls love benedict cumberbatch" http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Benedict/
sexylikeamathbook
Oh man. Thank you.
carpaltunneloflove
It's more fun to another one bites the dust
LavaAxe
I don't know Nickelback songs so I didn't because I couldn't.
ThadiousJayble
No ragrets.
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
And I knew this comment would be here. Hazzah!
thatchydaw
maybe...
AmericanIrish
No, I didn't.
bangbangbangbang
Completely guilty. no ragrets
MyBodysNobodysBodyButMine
NICKLEBACK 5EVA!
thehoopiestfrood
After going to YouTube to listen to the first bit of the song - since I didn't recognise it by name - I can confirm that yes I did.
frisson
I tried really hard not to but my fucking brain did it regardless. I'm powerless in my own skull.
ConspicuousSpellingError
.... I can't remember the fucking song.... seriously, who remembers a Nickelback song?
PatMacGroin
It's not that hard. They only have like one song that they just tweak a little each time.
Aspel
No, you're thinking of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
MyBodysNobodysBodyButMine
People who have reasonably good memories.
GittOffMee
Unfortunately I remember it all too well. Used to be my old roommate's ringtone. Her taste in music was just as terrible as her taste in men
Beherith
I'm really struggling here. Trying to think if getting the joke is worth contaminating my precious ears with Nickelback.
krazykooper
Nope never heard the song before because nicklback is ear cancer personified.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
I admit nothing.
ChrisPrattsTinyNipples
You clever son of a gun, how/when did you figure out the linking to a specific image in a multi-image post? Or whatever it's called.
LavaAxe
Looks like he added # and the number of the image to the end of the post URL. Sneaky bastard.
FaptainKirk
I think it just happens now. Let's test. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and take a big #2
FaptainKirk
Nope. I was wrong
wrestlewolf
I'd like to give you some clever explanation of that but I kinda did it by accident.
ArcaneM37
It's automatic now. Just put the pound sign and a number. :)
MeatWadGetsTheHoneysG
You called it a pound sign... *Single tear of joy rolls down my cheek*
MyBodysNobodysBodyButMine
I even fist pumped appropriately.
Zalophus
No, because thankfully I've never heard that song.
Zalophus
Sorry Nickelback fans, I didn't mean to upset you.
Brinho
I said "look at this photograph" too many times
orangechocolate
when they play it every other shift you work for two years...
inmusicutrust
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TrustMeImTheDoctor
I couldn't hear the song at first so I played it on Youtube and immediately started laughing as I heard the Benedict Cumberbatch in my head.
Ohmyglobwhat
Every time I do it makes me....OH I get it
Steamybritches
I had to youtube the song because I couldn't remember how it went. Not sure if that's a bad or good thing.
NATA5
I still don't know what the tune to photograph is.
Dooood
Good. Definitely good.
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Steamybritches
I had no idea so many people in my life were so corrupt.
MadnessInABox
:O they're so many!
DieterVonCunth
I love this parody https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDgs1iroYyY
orangechocolate
hahaha this made my morning
moosemoosemoosemoose
I make all my friends watch this
rebeccaisafish
Thank you for sharign
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PhuckStix
Every time I do it makes me laugh
Crowfood
HURR HEY HURR HEY
BirthdayMassacre
I think you just transitioned into James Hetfield somehow.
AbsolutelyDramaticNutjob
Hey hey, now now.