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Oct 4, 2023 5:51 PM
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Filanwizard
That friend was a literal Bible thumper I guess.
BabeAfett
Keairan
Funny story. I grew up going to a Christian school, and the teacher stepped out for whatever reason in 8th grade. Several of my friends and I got out our bibles and proceeded to whallop each other with them for much of the time period the teach was out. We made jokes from then on out about being literal bible thumpers.
staceBugTerror
I'm using that lol
usernamesaregayboy
Funny story, but I went to an all boys Catholic boarding school, and Father Carey froze just like that too, then relocated, very often...
JustBoone
keyblader1985
I ship it
discitus
That reminds me of how censored Sailor Moon was on TV in the 90s. They altered or removed anything that could be remotely sexual, any trace of partial nudity, and anything with even just LGBT *implication*.
thesosoartist
Including an entire episode that was important for one character because U-Chouten (the MOTD) was basically a stripper wearing only pasties.
AimlessSavant
Sailors moons
miked854
Where's sailor Mars with a verse to stick to her head?
4vie
I mean... yeah?
Wylf
It's like with cat pupils that get bigger once they zero in on a target.
StarscreamAndHutch
OozingRabbit
lol never saw this episode, but fuck yeah, go Jupiter! lol
VinchVolt
I've seen this image reposted constantly and I only just learned that "Jupiter, you useless lesbian" was referencing another Tumblr post.
beoluves
Also, remember they're wearing leotards. So technically it's not even her panties. She's just staring at them cheeks.
Naitasm
She really saw her sailor uranus
samwyze
Those Mercury Bubbles, if you will.
iBoulderDash
Right, leotards. Gotcha.
TheAccursedHamster
Reddit, where punctuation goes to die.
neesdees
Is this where I tell the story of how I walked into a glass door in front of a busy hotel lobby and a bunch of valet ppls because I saw the most curvaceous voluptuous beautiful sista walking in and I HAD to turn to see if they were just as gorgeous going as they were coming.....worth it..... husband and best guy friend still tease me
AlfredDPrince
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Faloopsinarb
wodensday
Nice burner account, coward
zerogiven
Yes, yes, while *you* are useful in a thousand crucial ways that nobody can quite think of at the moment. Now quiet down; worthwhile people are talking.
AimlessSavant
Lesbos are the real bro hoes woop woop!
Decemberscrow
Is this the source of "useless lesbian" memes? I've been calling myself that for literal years without knowing where the meme came from.
EchoPMIM
That's the original anecdote, yes. The meme kind of mutated in various ways, but that's where the phrase came from.
FlyingTigerRose
Sometimes people can just get distrac - ASS!!!!!!!!!!!
Someshithead241
Don't really understand why this needed to be yelled but okay.
Thekindofkindlyman
Faloopsinarb
As a useless straight guy, I share Tiffany's pain. I would have fared no better.
DarkwingDuc
You probably would’ve fared even worse, considering it was a Catholic girls school and all.
sfrinlan
Faloopsinarb, you useless hetero!
Faloopsinarb
wadatahmydamie
I hate how Reddit smears their watermark feces on everything now
EchoPMIM
Reddit as a company/website has been going downhill for quite a while now. It'll just keep getting shittier and there's zero chance of the trend reversing.
Foxsayy
What the fuck is that about now? You posted the image on our website so we've kindly stamped it.
wadatahmydamie
“Can’t have you posting this somewhere without telling everyone where you got it, even if we had fuck-all to do with creating it!”
MelodyLightfoot
Ok but why did the friend not go and help instead of telling the useless lesbian to do it?
loresjoberg
Hands full of bible
Mostlydeadpool
she was busy staring at her ass, clearly.
arandomfish
Because the point wasn't to actually help, it was to give the useless lesbian a hard time for laughs.
LesbianRedwings
@ScorpionSage hahahaha
ScorpionSage
I mean we are all useless lesbians in that situation are we not
LesbianRedwings
Yes hahaha
Howdoesonehuman
One time in HS, some girls in the bathroom were signing another girl's jeans (she was moving away before yearbooks came out) and they asked if I wanted to sign. I watched how the other girls were touching her legs, looked at the markers, turned bright red and ran outta there as fast as I could. I was a useless lesbian even before I knew I was one 😭
deetatron
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
well duh
min8tve
Snu snu.
Bhargo
fucking. same. thank you
NerveStruck
... sauce?
Radix865
Can't remember who but it was apparently just a one-off on twitter.
Feksaaargh
Yeah it's a one-off by toco sama
ElbowDeepInAnimeBois
Same
ConveyEmotionsViaGifs
AsheLake
There is nothing else.
AtsaMattaForMe
GiantNeckbeard
Ah, my favourite useless lesbian
BobHubert
dinosaurzoologist
Adora you useless lesbian
apathyboy
https://imgur.com/THZGdly
DoYouWantAntsBecauseThatsHowYouGetAnts
Oh that's good
mizzamir
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
jennym123
Wow. What good friends! /s
kubi
https://imgur.com/OdSL3mQ
MuffinProof
aninjanamedwaldo
Is this from DouchebagChocolate?
Meltemi
tantallous
which manga?
HiddenSanity
Citrus, not real dialogue, but the sentiment persists.
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Citrus, but I'm also pretty sure that isn't the original dialogue.
tantallous
ah okay. shame. :)
jennym123
Citrus is hella rapey, BTW. There are better lesbian fanservice shows like Sakura Trick or Valkyrie Drive Mermaid.
jethroismaxbaer5772
The dialogue is Demolition D+, I believe. https://youtu.be/Fib4-S9ENpE (5:49)
reallynotalex
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well. His Left 4 Dead video got me heavily into modding it and having my friends install the same mods. It was a good time
johnspeck2
Anyone else find it hilarious they call everyone they disagree with “groomers” yet send their girls to school in short skirts and don’t bat an eye?
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
For generous meanings of "hilarious", sure.
mesogiria
When I was in Catholic school, the skirts were supposed to be past your knee. It was the students that wanted them shorter, not the parents.
Nobody7713
Yeah for all the things to blame on Catholics, this one is just kids rebelling against dress codes.
heinousanus
So her friend was standing right there and not only didn't go help herself, but for some reason instructed her friend Tiffany to help? Then, when she didn't, she still didn't go help but hit her with a Bible?
BigBlueWonder
Yes. But she did that, because it made a funny -and not at all made up- story.
LookYouStupidBastard
"Why don't YOU get a sponge?" - Larry David
TacoPoweredHelicopter
I think she was directing her lesbian friend to go help the other girl as an "introduction"
drinkthederpentine
A reddit watermarked, screenshot, of a post from Tumblr, in which ALL CAPS NO GRAMMAR MAKES IT FUNNIER RITE?
vegivamp
FuNnIeR ThAn tHiS In aNy cAsE
evildadunit
film at 11
Bunhyung
.
shyasen
You can watch at 11 or 8 or 2 in the afternoon, literally whenever you want cuz it's the internet and this is porn.
spidermenz
I grew up eating canned spinach. I didn't even know it was a leaf until I was 20
PoppaBigBear
When you found out they are leaves, did you start eating the leaves like you're a dinosaur?
spidermenz
meatsmokertx
I was 26ish, probably older, when I learned pickles are really just cucumbers in a long bath
Lifk
Its a type of cucumber though. And any veggie can be made into pickle i believe
zenbi1271
I thought it was like seaweed and grew in the ocean. Maybe since Popeye was a sailor and he always ate it?
LoopStricken
I'd much rather eat seaweed tbh.
Northwindlowlander
My equivalent of this is thinking that tuna were really tiny fish and they individually cut the heads and tails off and skinned and boned them to make the little 1cm long bits you get in tinned tuna
LeSethX
I didn't like the condiment relish going up, so I thought the verb "to relish" meant to hate something instead of love it.
BubblegumPinkSoda
I thought “a doozie” meant something really lame and easy because it sounded like snoozing and dozing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ImgurLurkerForLife
Canned spinach is one of only two foods that makes me literally dry heave at the smell of it. Nope nope nope none for me please, I'll pass on the Herculean muscles
BubblegumPinkSoda
When I moved out and got my first apartment, I once had to call my mother to ask her what in the hell you’re supposed to do with a cauliflower to make it edible. I was cooking the whole thing in a pan. Leaves and all.
EchoPMIM
Joke's on you, cauliflower is never edible. Blech.
BubblegumPinkSoda
I can eat it raw, delicious with some dip. Or cook it and puree it like mash. Or from the oven, covered in cheese. Or any of the other umpteen ways you can prepare it. I love cauliflower!
akroe
Look, if you don't like a vegetable, you're either picky or don't know how to prepare it properly. Cauliflower can be absolutely delicious, for example riced and mixed with couscous
BubblegumPinkSoda
Well, some vegetables need a whole bunch of extra’s for me to find them edible, so to go through all that trouble is just not worth the hassle. I hate Brussel sprouts and chicory. Sure, add a metric ton of cheese or add it to a stir fry and I’ll manage, but I’d rather eat a veggie I enjoy on its own.
anoldiebutagoodie
I grew up on canned asparagus. Didn't know they could actually be fresh and delicious until I was 23...
TheJanskyy
I always ate canned champion in dishes. One time my fiancé suggested to use the fresh ones and I was baffled. I thought for 25 years that it had to be a pain to use them and get them prepared, that had to be why my mom always used canned ones. My world turned while we stood in aldi
ParacetamolThePanacea
Can you explain for my cat?
BubblegumPinkSoda
I think they mean champignons. Mushrooms.
pullingsixty
Oh dear lord, thank you.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
ah, so it was *not* a breakfast (made) of champions, got it
SlytlyDerangd
I died inside reading that someone had to eat canned spinach. You're not even Popeye!
LompHoofd
yummy!
alrightalrightalrightpartyatthemoontower
We were lucky enough to eat real salmon. My daughter in college called. Is it safe to eat canned salmon. Yes. Broke college kid is afraid of canned meat. I was floored. Learning about that privilege now. We ate so much cheap and canned as kids. So we did better. And now back to square one. It’s fine.
CatharticRooster
My grandparents will pour it into a bowl, juice and all, microwave it till its warm, eat it all and DRINK THE JUICE.
potatoqueen
I honestly loved it as a kid
urboyevan2
Steamed spinach is yum so I can see that being okay
counterintel
If you close your eyes and eat it right out of the can, the taste and sound is almost like chewing cold swamp
rdewalt
Cucumberclouds
I’m 23% bog witch so that sounds good to me