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Bunch of prop legs ordered for a haunted house
Aug 1, 2017 10:15 PM
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PascalCasedUserName
One pair looks a bit... fresh.
aCheesyBoi
WellThatsOriginal
Tickle tickle
ChrisTrahey
Great cover story, OP! It's even posted to social media! See!?!?! I really DON'T know where the bodies are!!!!!!!!!!!*sweat*!!!!!!!
ionicseraph
It's weird but the feet that aren't decomposed feel the least believable
Yearofthelynx
alaskaBandit
Maybe a little Tinactin is in order here.
Orion1030
First thing I thought was the "arms dealer" mission in borderlands
absoloot
I was not expecting to get most viral with this post. Three years in woot woot. Thank you all. I'll post some more weird pictures.
LordCuntPunter
Reminds me of the time I had to climb in to a body fridge in the morgue
jbilly90
Ha i was like no way dead bodies are kept in a cooler. Zombie parts for sure
TheNurse3000
You got new legs, Lt. Dan
cracktoberfest
Mad props
absoloot
It's funny because props.
TheStealthHippopotamus
Never skip leg day.
Cats2cats
I was going to say; either movie props or a body farm.
opkraut
Halloween stuff already? Man, it just became August Yesterday
Ulthirm
A mans gotta protect his trade after all.
GameOfLiesAndDeath
I'm sad they didn't come in a large bucket.
Themuricanpole
Casual, no big deal
TheFallingBowlOfPetunias
STOP SCRATCHING MY MORBID ITCH. GAWD, NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO LOOK UP DEATH ON LIVELEAK. ThAnKs.
monadi
Nah, I'm pretty sure you just killed a bunch of people and you're trying to double bluff us by posting online. You're sick!
threefingerswilson
Mmmm....cheetoes.
secondbest
Bon appétit!
Syrpynt
Bone apple teeth!
sidewaymonkey
"How long of legs do you need?" "Well, I need at least 12 feet."
JeremyPeevin
Dude what the fuck?
PostmasterG
Wubalubadubdub7
Hmm..that top right one has some pretty realistic wrinkles...is it still warm?
absoloot
Been sitting in the sun all day they're pretty hot tbh.
absoloot
I work at a haunted house these are some new props we just got in.
11wasaracehorse22was121111race1dayn22112
Well, you don't work in a haunted house........as ghosts dont exist but you do work in a house theme park.
SonnyBurnette
Ok Ed Gein whatever you say
gaidinbdj
We should have downvoted this until it disappeared so there's no explanation.
flassk
fresh from the morgue.
EliMFrost
slyvic
Do you want me to send over some worn socks to make the feet smell real?
CosmicCardinal
That's exactly what a shy dismembered leg enthusiast would say.
Faloopsinarb
I was gonna make a joke about you being an arms dealer and you got a mistaken shipment, but....oh well.
UsuallySpecial
They're very nice!
Drek258
Sure you do...
Silvertine
This tripped me out for a second they look real and I seen some real ones a little more grey and purple though
BoozeHound001
That's a good cover. I'm going to have to use that.
rickyinaustin
Don't lie to me, boy!
blooregardqkazoo
Hellhouse LLC?
absoloot
Scream zone
yayohawk
Sleeping in the job
Zetor
"props"
ConfessionBare
You spoiled it. Boo.
absoloot
I'm sorry :(
DeserTimmy
I.... also work at a similar place of business, but put the.... props in my freezer for safe keeping.
difficultdifficultlemondifficult
Ah yes. "Props."
loveplusultra
you really fucked me up, fam
ThePowerOf42
I already like @op .. He's my kinda dude
brobinson2001
I was honestly expecting a /b/ post about cadaver parts.
modsm20
BoDidly
My favorite part is that this gif is not reversed