MissTurtles
47975
1982
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Jul 14, 2016 8:58 PM
MissTurtles
47975
1982
104
Veit
"v Load remaining 90 images" Okay, maybe that's the sign for me that it's time to get back to writing that cover letter.
sunflower37
I liked it better when it was just "why my kid is crying."
stopsignforwalruses
This whole #assholeparent things sounds really doughy and needlessly aggressive
MisterJellyBean
I'm a woman of almost 30. All of these children look like my own worst fucking nightmare, my mother would have backhanded me so fast.
Saskquatch
If you let your kids watch movies everywhere like that, you are an asshole.
zatgal
Can't help but agree. Something about that little screen right up in his face makes my kid act like a little demon. Banned it right quick.
smithsmithson
#12 What nose?
KarlsGrapeVan
Those "old nasty shoes" are nicer than any pair I own. LET THE CHILD EAT OFF THEM
DaMackies
These photos remind me why I'm not a parent. I'd be calling that Casey Anthony Daycare Center in a hurry.
raniburger
Wow this is hilarious lol
EndMyExistanceFather
Moral of the story, kids suck.
AllegedlyTonyDutch
Kids are tiny people. People generally suck too. I you're correct. *Is 13 times uncle*
PecksMgee
Obama: "Oh a made the girl cry... Thanks Obama"
Turdf3rguson223
Is there any good parents left?
stillborntoiletbaby
I fucking hate kids.
NihilistArbysBannedAccount
#6 = Black Freddy Krueger
KillEmRightBack
I don't like to judge other parents, but I'm not a big fan of letting kids play/watch electronics at the table. Especially at a restaurant.
LadyGooseJohnson
Yeah, you have to pick your battles, but that one might actually be an asshole parent. No one else wants to listen to Frozen.
minabear
Best. Birth. Control. Ever.
Phayzzer
I just double checked to make sure I took mine
chiorydax
I remember when these were just "here's why they're crying." Why do we need to shoehorn in "#assholeparent" each time?
StarscreamsNullRay
Lots of naps needed
HalfPintKatie
I'd say!
nombre11
Im gay so Im an #assholeparent
AFineDayForScience
Pirate*
SSgtDipShit
Can we just take a minute to appreciate this comment? Got damn.
rachagainstthemachine
Called my kid an asshole, and now I'm the asshole parent
APrettyFdupOhLaLa
As a parent of two under 4...this isn't so much funny, as reassuring I don't have two sociopaths
uglyshirts
Oh, no. Make no mistake. You still do.
v3rtabreaker
Condoms. Always use condoms. I'm not ready to be a dad yet.
erichwithanh
That last one....I am....unsure about....
Foundling108
Unsure? Or just not brave eno- no wait. That's gross.
illegalacorn
#100
ImNotLouisCK
WHAT THE FUCK THERE ARE 100 OF THESE? i skipped all of them lmao
willrunforwhiskey
Looks like it might be a corpse flower too. Those things smell disgusting.
BeeAtPeace
It is. That's University of California, Santa Barbara. Source: I work there.
VoxMachina
Disney had one at Animal Kingdom while I was working there. We could smell it from my attraction. It was horrible.
zamielvanweber
University in my hometown had one. As nasty as it was amazing.
SteevyT
Um....
willrunforwhiskey
Mine did too! Upstate ny.
ionlyeatpasta
Chico?
Somethingrelatedtomyname
So at what age do normal people learn to swim? I was in the pool at 3 weeks and could swim by myself before I was 2. Is this not normal
zatgal
I think it might be the new normal, but when I was a kid (90s), most of us hadn't really figured it out until around age 6.
Toolbone
Kids can be taught to swim early like you. Started my daughter around 4 to 5. Son is 5. Generally speaking it will around there.
hilroy246
I was 4 when my Mom put me in swimming lessons, 13 when I finished. 9 years of lessons and now I'm a very strong swimmer.
Somethingrelatedtomyname
Well done mom, she did good
Somethingrelatedtomyname
The tone of that sounds arsey but it's just because of limited characters. I'm genuinely interested to see what considered normal
falala78
I could swim around 6 I think.
SteevyT
I ended up teaching myself to swim somewhere in Jr. High school. I even took something like 4 years of swim lessons in elementary school.
XxXeuropaXxX
I took swimming lessons when I was 3 years old. I don't remember it but I also don't remember never being able to swim properly.
Somethingrelatedtomyname
I also can't remember ever being able to not swim
XxXeuropaXxX
It's kinda funny to me now since I am actually afraid of water unless I can see the bottom. Sharks and things might eat me... in a pool...
Somethingrelatedtomyname
Me too! If the water is clear I'm okay but if I'm in the sea and I can't see what's underneath me? Hell nah I'm outta here
MyNameIsLucilleAndIKnowHowUFeel
Not sure what age I learned, but some people don't have pools around or live near bodies of water so they never get the chance to learn
Somethingrelatedtomyname
Ah I thought public pools were pretty common
MyNameIsLucilleAndIKnowHowUFeel
Depends I guess. I work with a lot of people who lived in poor areas who never learned because they didn't have any around.
Somethingrelatedtomyname
We're working class and never really had much spare cash. I guess we're still better off that some though
tigertongue
As a father of two children now in their 20's some of these would've been ok for them to try. Like eating soap, they'll listen next time.
damien309
Or letting them drive!
Dzingara
Agreed. Let them do a few stupid, but essentially harmless, things. Warn them, but don't stop them.
PooPooSpaghetti
Or putting their fingers in the electric sockets.
iamthecomet
As a parent I don't even believe some of these. Nonverbal communication is key when a child can't speak yet.
SsSsSs111112232
And the goat poop
UncleTouchyCopaFeel
Or sticking their fingers in sockets. God, I'm never having kids...
GoogleFucker
I ate a bar of soap when I was a toddler. Parents took me to the doc. I burped bubbles and laughed. I wish I could find the video tape
two2two2
No no no you're gonna find it and I'm waiting!
GoogleFucker
So I asked my mom, she said it might be packed away somewhere, but she also has no idea
GoogleFucker
mam, you don't even know how much I wish I knew where it was
ARetardedLemur
. Lol
spderweb
What about the kid that got to go to Africa....
LyraBelacqua
Did a Botswana safari 2 months ago, and while it was the best.trip.ever at 45, I would have looked just like that had I gone when I was 8.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Kids have no idea of what is special and what is not. Kids don't want to observe nature when they can just watch cartoons.
heatherkb85
Not today's kids, no. I would've reacted to a safari like kids react to Disney World.
IHaveAListOfCringyPeople
Im glad we have someone like you to be the voice of every child.