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Aug 23, 2016 9:07 PM
TheSpiritOfHarambe
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Thishouldestroyou
too much sauce
Bradx8
Even after death harmabe still guides us
justbelowme
40 million starving people saying fuck you right now for wasting perfectly good tortilla.
SpikeThruTheStreetRoof
#dicksout for @op
Aelinsaar
Actually not a horribly unhealthy or ridiculous recipe... +1
Imbleeding
BahamutBBob
Is that ranch dressing? Eww!
Lezio
UhhhhhNick
Make sure you eat them fresh and hot out of the oven. You wont burn your mouth. Trust me
NoughtPointOneFour
I can feel the pain and regretful numbness on my taste buds already!
TeslaBoil
Pepperoni is singular and plural. Deers and geeses eat pepperonis.
KjTheLightning
then again, he could just say salame, after all pepperoni is a kind of salame(btw, why does nobody ever mention how stupid of a name it is?)
Soycubes
Or you could make pizza...
KjTheLightning
the trick is to first make a pizza, then use the leftover dough to make mini pizze, this is just a waste of food.
KjTheLightning
and also not pizza.
sarasauri
That's such a waste of tortilla! Cut them holes next to each other! Fucker
UltimateBooty
Ok 2 things, why the fuck are they calling tomato sauce "pizza sauce" and why are they dipping pizza in ranch?
RainbowGandalf
Ranch is almost necessary on bad pizza, like little Caesar's
rshini
1. Some brands sell a Pizza Sauce that's Tomato Sauce, Garlic + a mix of herbs for that pizza taste. 2. Because they're lunatics.
MyFavoritesIsAllComics
szechuanSanta
+1 for Harambe
adrockmk2
We make 'cupcake' everything...tacos, lasagna, pizza, shepards pie. For tacos I use the smaller tortillas and a bigger circle, 2 cutouts.
ScottSterlingAWallThatCanFeelPain
TheLegoInTheCarpetYouStepOnAtNight
GET IN MAH BELLY
ThisAccountProbablyBelongsToAHuman
Are we really going to just ignore the username?
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
Get 'em damn dicks out!
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
I took a crack at it.
Changed a few things (not much to work with at 2am). Came out alright. 5/7, cook again.
texangel7
I do this sometimes, but with a whole package of tortillas and pie pans....whahahaha
EvilGoats
@summoner99 in your moms cupcake pan *mouth watering*
X123V
Nice
Mylodon
I don't understand these types of things, just make a normal sized pizza
KjTheLightning
or rather, make a normal pizza but bite-size, it is great for kids, but this isn't even a pizza, it's a goddamn tortilla.
FishOnTheInternetz
You can use them when you walkin' out of home. Like as food when you play Pokémon GO.
wzzt
I would have just given up and ordered the pizza delivery by the time I found the pan even if I had the ingredients.
magneticgumby
Are you proud of this? Serious question. I feel like this recipe is pretty simple, a hell of a lot cheaper, and with tweaking "healthier"
MonteBurns
Especially since that's a mini muffin pan, that most people don't have
AlwaysTakeABananaToAParty
I mean when you make regular size ones it'd be more efficient. Like we're not just going to eat them all anyways
MonteBurns
Hahaha, agreed. it would be more efficient. I made lasagna bites like this once and, as just 1, it was way too many to eat.
Aaroneous
I just made these delicious little fuckers thanks to this post...
slamEVIL
Nailed it
echtogammut
I used to have that muffin tin... Toss it and get yourself a decent pro Nordic or Chicago Metallic tin (no teflon and things don't stick)
KjTheLightning
wouldn't it have been better just to use pizza dough though? these, you can't even call pizas, they're molded tortillas, closer to piadine.
Gandalfsuglybrother
I'm sorry but I have to call the penalty on that. Recipes here are to be favorited and forgotten. The Imgur Code is sacrosanct on this.
PuppyDontCare
You couldnt wait. You had to eat one before taking the picture
Aaroneous
*two
hopey21
How did they taste?? Lookin good
Aaroneous
pandro
I'll still never make them, but it's cool that you did. +1
ipushbuttons
Are the tortillas crunchy or chewy after being baked, I never tried baking them?
MarkKlyuchnik
Mine were nice and crunchy straight from the oven and afterwards.
danikasian
I find that tortillas become kinda chewy at first and then toughen up/become crunchy the longer I bake them
Cheekymonkey82
Yuck
TheSevvy
I look at that and all I can think is... Fuck, I have to clean that.
littlemirrorsatourfeet
It's the nonstick spray that makes it all gross brown like that
luxymitt3n
There is no reason not to bacon these.
SparklingCockWaffle
Additional clean up is a big reason
AllTheGoodOnesWereAlreadyTaken
Exactly. Part of the beauty of delivered pizza is that the moment the box goes into the recycling bin, all the cleanup is done.
johnson21
Pizza boxes go into recycling in your town? I thought it was too dirty to be recycled
MonteBurns
You can usually cut the top off and recycle that, assuming no grease or cheese made it there (and that takes effort). But yeah, this.
SuperDork42
yeah it's specifically not allowed here
Anonymous0070
Only in murrika would you cook something only to drown it in ranch.
SpazzOut
You drown that in ranch, because flour tortillas taste like shit. They are an abomination in any kind of food, ESPECIALLY Mexican food.
SunBelly
Apparently you've never eaten a burrito or a quesadilla?
YouOpenedTheConsole
Or just any kind of soft taco. Especially breakfast tacos. I moved to San Antonio and the breakfast tacos are keeping me here.
SightlierGravy
Breakfast tacos on flour and street tacos on corn
YouOpenedTheConsole
I still love me some crispy beef tacos though, can't lie.
tinjafurtle
Canada here. I'd just like to say that I dip most things in ranch. Sorry.
whiteknave
Do you dip your poutine in ranch?
WorkLurker
tinjafurtle
No but you know, I just may try that.
HarryButtHolePussyPotter
Pump your brakes kid. That condiments a national treasure.
JetMarks
Ranch is disgusting
buttermyarse
What does it taste like? I've never tried it.
ITouchMyselfWhileThinkingAboutLasagna
God I love you and everything you stand for
gamblingpoet
If you have to dip your pizza in anything, you fucked up your pizza. I'm looking at you Papa John's with your garlic butter jizz.
srslydude
I only dip the crust, and only if it's unseasoned.
ZachPutland
That ruined the whole thing
illmissyou
Oh god it's the worst.
Thaliel
I feel weird as shit living here and thinking ranch is what crackhead hobo semen must taste like. It should be on nothing. NOTHING!
dv8d
"White sauce"
JustALurkerLooking
Sadly
Anonymous0070
And that we'll need twenty-four of them!
Brolytheunholy
Bite your tongue. Ranch is the creamy seed of the gods.
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winsZero
GOD SPERM. aka Ranch sauce.
willvasco
Ranch: for when you want the taste of any meal to be ranch, and only ranch
idontevenknowsillymonkey
You sure it isn't Broly the Holy? Because you, sir, are at the very least a fucking legend.
SuperDork42
almost, that would be bacon ranch
zflazeda
Ranch i gross
squintobean
Yes, you are.
fuck123456789
ranch is the semen of donald trump, so ofc you love it you immigrant hating fuck
Backspackler
Did you just call Trump a god?
TheUpdootist
What just happened? One minute there were jokes and then there was a d bag. Huh?
fuck123456789
Ranch is stomach acid mixed with flour and shit
abraxasfury
What do you do with the leftover tortilla?
jbulldozer
Tor-tilla
kelso0314
sell it for tree fiddy
B00kkeeper
Cut it into noodles and make fast chicken and dumplings.
Telescopy
Throw it away in the trash like a true American.
JohanOyn
Make a really shitty burrito?
MonteBurns
The toppings fall out anyways- might as well.
RedVagOfCourage
Shove them in your face hole
IDrawPokemon
We made something similar and put olive oil and pepper ok them and baked them.
adamf185702
You make a holy burrito
MayTheForceBeWithYou
You could do that thing Mr. Potato Head did in Toy Story 3
BigFuckOffAnvil64
throw it at people after trypophobia counselling sessions?
zflazeda
Tell people its Jesus's body
sheogorathda
Just eat it?
Tikityler
I love microwaved (or other method of heating) tortillas.
Freskitah
Save it so you can make chilaquiles later
blonx
Chips
Satsuz
This is the best answer. So easy to make tortilla chips, it should be a crime.
kanyenodaethat
He ded
SherMattLockSmith
Cut it up and cook it along with to make chips.
Burritotacotime
Be irritated and order delivery?
stresstwig
eat it?
hexachordalcombinatoriality
Butter and cinnamon sugar that bitch for dessert
findingjewels
Compost!
devmartel
Chilaquiles.
JohnnySooshi
I would just use dough to begin with
DotSlashNatalie
The shelm is re-purposed for later batches.
SunBelly
I know that's a typo, but I think I'm going to adopt shelm as an actual word that means leftover excess.
DotSlashNatalie
Excuse me - it's actually dinglebop - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMJk4y9NGvE
Makoisnotashark
A real answer? Tortilla soup. Make homemade basic chicken soup, add taco sauce powder to taste, add cut up tortilla.
misbehave01
Feed it to the birds, squirrels...etc
skwerl
Feeding processed food to wildlife means you hate the animals.
misbehave01
It's just flour?
skwerl
Completely devoid of any nutrition and fills them up so they won't eat the stuff that has nutrition. White flour isn't good for anyone.
aflarge
Just make pizza dough, instead. Tastes better, more filling, and it doesn't highlight your crippling depression quite as much.
Resident317
Straight to the heart with that one.
stehenallein
Damn dude... this made me laugh as hard as it hit close to home.
FUNTATX210
Bro... This. Was. Funny.
SecondSince
But more filling means i can eat fewer of them. That's the opposite of what i want! :(
aflarge
The bread expands when you bake shit. You get MORE, not less. It's better in every way.
RaynWisp
You sound like a person who would eat 5lbs of cold cuts simply based on the fact that they are sliced thin.
aflarge
Do you want 10 pizza pockets or 10 pizza MUFFINS
FEMS84
I need a gif to show me how to make said pizza dough
aflarge
https://www.amazon.com/Oster-5838-58-Minute-Expressbake-Breadmaker/dp/B00005OTXK
aflarge
Step 1: Put shit in. Step 2: Press button. Step 3: wait like 90 minutes. Step 4: You have kickass pizza dough. This is your life, now.
NZSheeps
Hey, that's my secret recipe!
YouOpenedTheConsole
90 minutes? I don't have that kind of time when there's pizza on the line.
Schriberman
How much shit do I need? I only poo like once a day.
Danickel0902
Use gyoza wrappers, no wasted tortilla. My wife uses them to make mini lasagna.
MeMeMe15
Recipe please!
MonteBurns
I've also made these- do it in a muffin tin too. And be ready to have a ton if you're terrible at scaling portions like I wound up being.
Danickel0902
I'll find out and get back to you.
Ckemtp
Dawt
Danickel0902
She said to put the gyoza wrapper in a muffin pan, then put sauce, meat, mozzarella cheese, another gyoza, ricotta cheese, sauce and then,
Danickel0902
Shredded Parmesan. And not the shitty shelf stable shit that tastes like cardboard. Shred your own Parmesan.
Djjazzyhorn
Fuck you I'm going to use normal size pepperoni
dorthyboy
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bodeman
Thanks Obama
Stefkowns
Commenting for the sake of never forgetting that gif.
ilikeitilikeitalot
That was exactly my first thought as well when they said use mini pep as well. The fuck out ahere with that mini bullshit.
rsonbie456
Now that is 2:34 me.
maakarina
10/10
kha5010
This gif will come in handy someday. Thank you
PopatoMc
That is so fucking random.
5047
At the rate we're just making ingredients bigger we'll be right to a full sized large pizza in no time flat so just gimme one of those
TheUtahn
Genuine lol
Waidonut
Chorizo my friend. Use chorizo.
tacosforeverymeal
And fry the eggs, and add beans and salsa. Make fuckin' huevos rancheros.
Waidonut
Best breakfast!
DOWNvotepope2016
Gifs like this ladies and germs, is why I come to imgur.
KatCatKittyKatCat
Further prof that there really is a gif for everything
KatCatKittyKatCat
Proof*
heizero
The impeccable gif usage on this comment deserves recognition. True gif expertise.
IAmReptarRawr
It's pronounced gif, not gif.
chetmanleyjr
Fuck you too I'm using provel
sammbalam
St Louisian?
chetmanleyjr
Guilty
sammbalam
Yuck. Just moved here a year ago and I don't get the proven. It's like...plastic
Provel
I won't allow it
AnythingMuchShorter
Fuck you both, I'm going to stuff a whole tortilla with this stuff + sausage and peppers and fry it into a chimichanga.
stehenallein
FTS. Using normal sized muffin pan too. What kind of hoity toity store do you even find mini pepperoni?
Provel
I've seen them at dollar tree
donutjudgeme
Ew! Dollar tree food?
Provel
Armour brand
CryloRen
I've seen it at Walmart. >.>
LingWongTheRarePanda
Ooh, Mr. Rockefeller here, getting his little pepperonis from Walmart!
OfficiaIBernieSanders
And I'm going to give everyone free college.
LimitDoesNotExist
Collage or College ?
nickdillinger
And we're going to Cancun for spring break!
dryerlint
You wouldn't steal a college...
ThyCountess
Username checks out
goldendonT
College is free in Denmark.
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
And I'm going to call you a commy twat and invade poland
Shasfowd
Ok I love your username so much
TheFrodo2
And I will take the ring to Mordor.
nickdillinger
And you have my axe
OfficiaIBernieSanders
Well... No free college for you.
DedotadedAmountOfWham
You are starting to betray your own words
OfficiaIBernieSanders
Just like that toupee wearing contract worker.
theavengingewok
But you said everyone
OfficiaIBernieSanders
You're saying you want Hitler's bulging milky breasts to get free college even if he invades Poland? /a/e3pDX
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
But all I want is to get into art school
AlaskanZelda
And I want to possess the triforce of wisdom.
OfficiaIBernieSanders
You could have gotten into a free college but look at you now.