ccodered123
74049
2529
154
Now get off the toilet and go back to work
tonola
+1 because tamales
TheSpoopiest
9/11-inator 3000
TheLark
As a fellow Albertan, I will make sure to honk and laugh at the ICarly license plate if ever I see it.
JustLetMeChangeMyUsername
Upvoteinator 4000
Jusmar
zolfo
kinder eggs got banned because idiots were chocking to death on the suprise
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
The buttplug leprechaun thing is a 6 meter high bronze statue in my city, Rotterdam.
EntropicLogic
Heyyyy coool! I am on the toilet! Alright cya
ShockHerman
johnson21
Too many "dumps"
graciesmith
It is I, the frenchiest fry
istabmysaladtomakeitacaesarsalad
Holy fuck #6 made me so worried when i only read half of it.
quietlysinister
Yeah I was like "How about we say 'suspended' instead of 'hanging.'"
PAPASQUATT
Im literally taking a dump at work. You know me too well
augdah93
Eplain the one where the guy to the right is streatching in purple tights? I don't get it...
KingDougLife
My uncle hung himself with rope at his weDDing too, Didn't get the same reaction...
DatDragonAss
What a surprising thing to find your husband appears to have hung himself right before the marriage.
KrautMick
Did you just...
RedBeardedTrucker
Repost a 2 day old dump? Yes, yes he did.
APieceOfBread154
#35 wtf
CALsHero09
I'm pretty sure that Chocolate gnome is holding a chocolate dildo.
IrrelevantlyReIevant
Handy Manny's gay cousin
SirusKing
The venus one depends on what day you use. Relative to the stars, yes. Relative to its poles, no.
princessmooseknuckle
"IM CRYING" "LITERALLY"
tardis63
Kinder surprise was reason enough to visit Canada, those things are great
Azzielgr
It's a gimmick so your children will beg and plead for the treat. Then you slap them. 71
Direwolflord
The fuck about the kinder eggs, i guess its a good thing i didn't ask my friends bf to bring me one when he flew over, christ.
CindyWho4
Okay those are definitely strawberries on the right in the chocolate dip pic. They don't even look similar lol.
whaleywhale
I'm pretty sure the idea is to hide the pepper amongst strawberries
ALittleHazey
I thought the trick was that you hide a few peppers in the bowl of strawberries but idk
CindyWho4
Ohhh. Yeah ok I get it now.
paintnwood
Kinder Eggs haven't been illegal in the states for years.
Phaggotboy
All foodstuffs that conatin anything non digestible are illegal
icephoenix
Better tell Amazon then, since you can buy them there.
paintnwood
https://consumerist.com/2013/03/14/no-more-kinder-surprise-smuggling-chocolate-eggs-with-toys-inside-finally-legal-in-the-u-s/
paintnwood
I've bought Kinder Eggs at World Market, they have the same loophole as these ones, there's a small bit of plastic protruding the chocolate.
Razorface
#2 is called Prince Rupert's Drop for anyone wanting to watch it explode on youtube.
Crispy13
It's like you knew.
lumpypumpkin
Completely different than a Prince Albert's drop
Matty2072
NOOOOOOOOOOO
dumbledoresdimwits
Sauce: https://youtu.be/xe-f4gokRBs?t=2m15s
Muttons1337
Mmmmmmmmm, science.
crazymojomonkey
Upvote Smarter Every Day every time!
AbstractBettaFish
Did Prince Rupert discover it?
99PercentOfMyCommentsAreSmartassComments
#14 my first time trying these was at a place for migrant workers. cool guys, but the cook gave me one of these and i bit right into 1/2
99PercentOfMyCommentsAreSmartassComments
husk not knowing you wernt supposed to eat that part. and ended up with a mouth full of husk and they all laughed. their name for me was 2/3
twfeline
"Huskinator."
99PercentOfMyCommentsAreSmartassComments
Huskinator the gringo pato
CheshirePhoenix
*Huskinator 3000. FTFY
99PercentOfMyCommentsAreSmartassComments
gringo pato, which roughly translates with Portuguese to crazy white duck but duck is also fag. so it was meant as crazy white fag.
99PercentOfMyCommentsAreSmartassComments
a real nice bunch of people lol
Toasterpops
Portuguese people call everyone fags, and faggots. It's a stupidly macho culture.
99PercentOfMyCommentsAreSmartassComments
lmao well i did kiss one. but it was after the fact that the called me that. and i was leaving that job so i was saying goodbye with
99PercentOfMyCommentsAreSmartassComments
a kiss on the cheek
pizzakings213
I dont get the raspberries one??? I would have done the same
ThatsWhatSheSed
It's the lamest explanation. But just imagine the crazy hi-jinx he'll get into next!!
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Behold - blackberries:![]()
ckdz2
Yeah so he got blackberries instead of blueberries how is that funny at all?
BraveUsersubNewestPatrol
Those things on the right are blackberries. Blueberries are round.
CanIHaveOneOfYourFriesNoLikeJustOne
Yea but.. why is it noteworthy enough to post anywhere but Facebook?
ThatsWhatSheSed
Ohhhh noooo!!! What cheeky conundrum will he get into next?!?!
BraveUsersubNewestPatrol
The absolute madman!
AreYouPlayingTHEGame
Seriously... me too. What are we missing?
ShakePlays
Blueberries are round. Google them. He purchased blackberries
TinyFucktopus
One container has raspberries, the other is blackberries.
AreYouPlayingTHEGame
I'm not a smart man