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Mar 12, 2018 1:58 AM
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Jakethesnake357
#5 one is too much, too much is never enough.
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
What do I not know about Rome?
greenking13
greenking13
MilkProduct55
Mah dicks on fire boi
Nitrobskt
That $37k raise (assuming that's per year) would be a 161.7% raise for me. There's a lot of things I would do for that.
Cheomesh
#1 is why most people don't really have friends after about 24.
Andolomar
"You're not going to have time until you make time" is something not enough people understand.
LowlevelRebel
Ope?
SpannerInTheWorx
Jakethesnake357
Shamwowser
When I text my crush it goes something like me "hey you want to come over and watch your favorite movie or eat super cool food?" Her "I'm
Shamwowser
busy with work and stuff for the next eternity maybe some other time"
Matty4Dayz0
This was a rollercoaster of emotions
rogersimon
#9 "I need to ask you to stop. That... shouting... is making people nervous."
cheeseburgersmakemehorny
Does anybody just do one line of cocaine? No. Once you pop you just can't stop
sorryImHigh
My partner lied about (non romantically) talking to their ex and I’ve just been having outburst after outburst. Jealous partners aren’t good
sorryImHigh
I tried to hack into my so’s fb to see if they were talking, only settled when I saw so wasn’t on the ex’s “Mutual Friends list”. I dream..
sorryImHigh
I dream about them talking and me calling the ex to just yell. My SO has been kind and loving and great. Idk why I still feel this way/:
MundaneFinality
To be fair, id bet at least 37% of unmarried couples of any age would break up for any reason, since a lot of people hold on to dying 1/2
MundaneFinality
2/2 relationships until some reason to break up comes along.
AnonOmis1000
I grew up in the Midwest and I don't get the "ope" thing
Rascalthecat
Same I need an explanation
Whopraysforthedevil
A lot of Midwesterners, particularly those in Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Michigan, say ope when they bump into each other, or get too close
RandomMagus
Like hope without the h right? Not like oh-pee? I say "hup" and "upp" and "oop" a lot when I bump people. West Coast Canadian.
Whopraysforthedevil
Exactly. You get some variation, but it's all the same
HateCamel
BradyHarkonen
Some shampoo leave out surfactants such sodium lauryl sulfate, which can be irritating to the eyes and scalp. But it reduces cleaning power.
TheAshenTiefling
My life is a lie!
Paffsing
Swedish schampos says no more crying. I'm happy I have one less thing in my life to be confused about.
JhericFury
That might be some of them, but ones I remember used the word out loud in the advert, pronounced it "teers".
potatoqueen
I posted this in a comment once and a buncha people told me it was wrong, and downvoted me. So hopefully that doesn't happen to you :)
HateCamel
I’ve gotten a lot of corrections lol. L’Oreal’s social media game is strong hahaha.
ixxa2oo
What's annoying is that people just accepted this to be true because of one Tumblr post.
HateCamel
I mean, I just thought it was funny and topical. But yeah, sheep mentality is pretty annoying.
iSoulend
commercials clearly stated it was about the eyes, especially in other language where that confusion can't happen
HotelB
"... tears free! I can see!"
DoomedFone
"Ne pique pas les yeux, évite les noeuds!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWSc2ttD1OU
VesuvianPrime
Dammit, I thought it meant it was less irritating when you get it in your eyes
Anistuffs
I'm literally learning this from this comment thread. Holy butts.
ifinallyfeelathome
It did. The commercials clearly stated no more tears with children wiping their eyes
ifuckedyourcheesecake
The kid saying “it’s gonna hurrrt” and such. Then after: “it didn’t hurt!” I remember that too.
Captaintippie
Yup! I Was looking for this comment. I remember the commercials
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
Good god, i was starting to think i was going crazy for a second
HateCamel
Being that it’s a kid’s shampoo, it would make sense.
DelightfullyOdd
I distinctly remember an ad where they say "No more tears" as in eye juice and a kid wiping it out of their eyes and smiling.
WirenutsInYourButts
I recall this as well, then again I recalled how to spell Bernstain Bears wrong my entire life too.
DelightfullyOdd
Meh, just another parallel universe budding off. Nothing to be alarmed about.
Cheomesh
I...I remember calling them "Burnsteen" :|
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
You mean Bearnstein right?