Aug 12, 2016 4:50 PM
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SockMonkeyRiot
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim are already in America
bboychino508
How do you stop a person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
HAupvote
How do you get 100 babies into a bath tub? ..... A blender. How do you get them out??.... Chips
vesuviusfurnace
What's the worst part of being a black Jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven.
ZebraVectorBravo
What's Hellen Keller's favorite color?....Corduroy.
IButtIntoRandomComments
What's red and screaming? A baby in a blender
TheresAlwaysSomething
Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't fuck sandwiches before I eat them.
mistaopportunity
How do you make a baby spin in a circle? Nail it's foot to the floor and kick it.
kiIIgannon
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.
Napsaremymistress
Have you had the McJackson sandwich at Mcdonald's? It's a 35yr old piece of meat between two 12yr old buns.
thedebuerthings
Soooo imgur?
BelfryBats
What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? One can raise a family.
Xx11Rebecca11xX
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A drug dealer only sells their crack once.
youhavetocallmeknighthawk
What's the difference between a bag of coke and a five year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of coke out a window.
That's so brutal and I can't stop laughing
andtwozigzags
what do you call a retarded Jew? Auschwistic
TheSpottedZebra
What's the different between a Porsche and a pile of babies. I've never came on a Porsche
Marinirani
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
prfesser
Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.
PMmedogpics
"do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blow job?" "no" "wanna get lunch?"
TheHellbilly
What's white on the top but black on the bottom? Society.
RedPandaRodeo
What brings out your inner child? A coat hanger
Why are black people so good at dancing? Because if you dodged a clothes hanger for 9 months, you would be too
ThreePiece29
OP's sex life.
TheNakedBanana
What sex life?
BillShatner2
The one with his grandma slamming it to him with a strap on
Fishamil
Donald Trump
Willis1magillis2
What do you call a group of people at night that are motionless and looks like deer in headlights? Poached
WaitWhoAreYou
What's 12 inches long with a purple head and makes a woman scream all night? ... Crib death
I've got a newborn and I laughed and then felt scared and sad. You made me feel feelings you ass!
C0dewizard
jesus.. chill the fuck out there satan!!
holy fuck......
SexyChickenTendies
dyingsincebirth
Fucking brutal...take the +1 and seek some therapy.
justarandomKGBagent
Three women in a bar. All bragging about their looseness, they decide to have a competition over who can fit the largest object 1/2
One fits a sausage, one fits a cucumber, then they both look at the other one. She then slides down the barstool 2/2
Fwords
Concentration camps are nothing to make fun of, I lost one of my relatives in one. He got drunk and fell out of the guard tower.
drousnavat
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
disodiumbenzoate
depends how hard you throw them
Depends on how hard you throw them.
SockMonkeyRiot
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim are already in America
bboychino508
How do you stop a person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
HAupvote
How do you get 100 babies into a bath tub? ..... A blender. How do you get them out??.... Chips
vesuviusfurnace
What's the worst part of being a black Jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven.
ZebraVectorBravo
What's Hellen Keller's favorite color?....Corduroy.
IButtIntoRandomComments
What's red and screaming? A baby in a blender
TheresAlwaysSomething
Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
TheresAlwaysSomething
I don't fuck sandwiches before I eat them.
mistaopportunity
How do you make a baby spin in a circle? Nail it's foot to the floor and kick it.
kiIIgannon
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.
Napsaremymistress
Have you had the McJackson sandwich at Mcdonald's? It's a 35yr old piece of meat between two 12yr old buns.
thedebuerthings
Soooo imgur?
BelfryBats
bboychino508
What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? One can raise a family.
Xx11Rebecca11xX
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A drug dealer only sells their crack once.
youhavetocallmeknighthawk
What's the difference between a bag of coke and a five year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of coke out a window.
SockMonkeyRiot
That's so brutal and I can't stop laughing
andtwozigzags
what do you call a retarded Jew? Auschwistic
TheSpottedZebra
What's the different between a Porsche and a pile of babies. I've never came on a Porsche
Marinirani
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
prfesser
Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.
PMmedogpics
"do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blow job?" "no" "wanna get lunch?"
TheHellbilly
What's white on the top but black on the bottom? Society.
RedPandaRodeo
What brings out your inner child? A coat hanger
kiIIgannon
Why are black people so good at dancing? Because if you dodged a clothes hanger for 9 months, you would be too
ThreePiece29
OP's sex life.
TheNakedBanana
What sex life?
BillShatner2
The one with his grandma slamming it to him with a strap on
Fishamil
Donald Trump
Willis1magillis2
What do you call a group of people at night that are motionless and looks like deer in headlights? Poached
WaitWhoAreYou
What's 12 inches long with a purple head and makes a woman scream all night? ... Crib death
Napsaremymistress
I've got a newborn and I laughed and then felt scared and sad. You made me feel feelings you ass!
C0dewizard
jesus.. chill the fuck out there satan!!
BillShatner2
holy fuck......
SexyChickenTendies
IButtIntoRandomComments
dyingsincebirth
Fucking brutal...take the +1 and seek some therapy.
justarandomKGBagent
Three women in a bar. All bragging about their looseness, they decide to have a competition over who can fit the largest object 1/2
justarandomKGBagent
One fits a sausage, one fits a cucumber, then they both look at the other one. She then slides down the barstool 2/2
Fwords
Concentration camps are nothing to make fun of, I lost one of my relatives in one. He got drunk and fell out of the guard tower.
drousnavat
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
disodiumbenzoate
depends how hard you throw them
drousnavat
Depends on how hard you throw them.