This heat is trying to kill me!

Jun 30, 2018 7:57 PM

IcyOcean

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The sun is harassing me

#youthinkitaint #memes #video_games

Ugh 98 in NC

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My thermometer topped out at 36c in montreal

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Me on a rainy Seattle day.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Laughs in Arizonan

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking yup. Ontario has turned into an enormous oven.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Quebecer 90s kid here, this is 100% accurate. Especially when you’re helping someone move.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Helped someone move today too. Damn the July 1 moving BS

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What I remember most about this level is trying to kill the sun with fireballs. Video game logic at its finest.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

30 degrees in Ireland and we're having water shortages rip

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Today's high here in wonderful Lexington Park was 92F.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Today is even worse

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

105 in fucking MICHIGAN. Fuck summer. With a cactus. Dipped in vinegar.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That's Arizona's secret!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

75% humidity as well. I am glad I spent it drinking.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And in Australia we're at about 8°C... Loving it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Throw a fucken turtle at it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Phoenix, there is only this level, every day of your life.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Hey Siri, what’s the temperature?” “It’s 67° in Idaho, quit yer bitch’n, Master” “Thank you.”

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It hit 97 today in southern Ohio...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

67? I thought Idaho knew only extremes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on which part, 80-90's in Boise. Meanwhile, it's a refreshing 69 degrees here in San Diego.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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The Air Is Getting Slippery

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And it's not to my surprise

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s been Ohio all week lol

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not a single Arizonan commented on this post. It goes to show you, who can actually handle this heat

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dead. All dead.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

My boobs have melted off and I’m just in Ottawa Canada

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

yeah i heard it was literally getting 90+ in canada.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Tomorrow is supposed to be worse than today! Happy Canada day eh

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

49C with humidity apparently :/

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coachella Valley 100% love it though

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

/a/IurmoHB. These guys scared me way more.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

105* here in Cheeseland (WI). Send help, our cheese is melting and our corn is popping on the stalks

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fellow cheesehead here.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

102 in Sacramento

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Compared to last year's heatwaves, eastern Europe isn't suffering too too badly this time of year, thank fuck.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The last time I checked it was 95 with a 105 to 106 heat index here in Jackson Michigan.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

95 with a higher index? One is actual temp, the other what it feels like?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. I was mowing my lawn in this damn heat but I got it done. Just had to pace myself.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Interesting, the heat index not that you ha to pace yourself, that just sucks =p. Is heat index the common term used in the US when talking>

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

> about temps?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sitting here in Michigan all day in my house playing Skyrim.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice. What race is your character? My character is a Khajiit named William Tecumseh Sherman.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I made my D&D character to the best of my ability, so a Nord named Benor Greycastle

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to Texas

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

At least we're ultra-air-conditioned here. Vs up north or west coast where it 95 inside vs our 110 outside, 68 inside.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moved here 2 months ago. It's hit, sure but it hasn't felt unbearable yet. Keep waiting for that to happen.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd take texas over the swamplands of KC.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fuck those thunderstorms this evening made it so much worse.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah and I'm at work where there's giant ovens and wash bays making it hotter and more humid.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I worked outside all day today. I think I died a little on the inside.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Same

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to put a new fence up for my turkeys it sucked

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s only 84 degrees F in Hawaii right now. Time to go on vacation!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that's always the temperature in Hawaii.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me looking out my window as I see heat lines on the road:

7 years ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 0

Is that beloved Joseph Gilgun ? like "Preacher" Gilgun ?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude I just moved back to Florida from Washington state. I open the door and I’m like “nah, nothing out there is important enough.”

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile, it's cloudy and about 65 degrees in Seattle. Could almost use a hoodie.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I want to go to there

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are heat lines? - Canada

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

It's the shimmer you get when the asphalt's really hot.

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I've seen this, and I live in southwestern Ontario. It's when you look out across pavement and see a shimmer above it.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that's below the 49th paralell. go home fake Canada. Leave the imaginary heat lines to the real canadians to imagine.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I think it's that Wibble-wobbly thing you see above really hot things (not flames). You know, it kinda looks distorted.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I dont think its a US thing either

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Fuckin hell I'm in Iowa and it's like 100 here

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You’ve never been to Texas

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He just doesn't go outside. Because I've seen this in Michigan

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see them every summer. IIRC it’s caused by the difference in temperature in the air immediately above ground and the cooler air above it.

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It most certainly is. And it's terrifying.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

But WHAT IS IT THEN

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It’s when it’s so hot above the road that the air itself starts to distort.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good ol' Rudy

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I LOVE that actor. His new show Preacher is hot garbage though...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whaaaaaat? I love Preacher.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Idk. I'm an atheist and I thought it alone was pushing some boundaries. Like the: "Jesus stick a finger in my ass scene"; malicous blasphemy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, it's not like they said he really is the descendend of jesus, just a cult of nutjobs believe he is.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Entertainment wise it's not half bad thpugh

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Though*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mtl Que CANADA hit 110 today.

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

That seems unlikely, given water was not literally boiling.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Umm... Fahrenheit... probs converted to imperial for the neighbors down south?!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Least it’s dry. Here it’s common to be 98f outside but the humidity is 80. So it’s literally like standing in a steamy hot bath with clothes

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

bodily swamp ass

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dry? lolno. Humidity was ridiculously high in Ontario.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They right. Aint dry one effing bit. And its gonna get worst. Yay. No AC where I work. *cry*

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh man, you need to revisit your idea of dry... we are regularly at 80-100% humidity in Montreal.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live in Mtl and it's definitely swampy, NOT dry. That temp was including humidity, it's 90F right now without. It's a sauna here.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sorry friend. Massachusetts is getting close to that on Sunday.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a Masshole, I say bring it!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are a much braver Masshole than me, friend

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love summer, and hate winter. So, the hotter it is, the less likely snow will occur.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And tomorrow will be worse!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can confirm it is. Currently sitting on the bathroom tile with a wet towel around my neck to try and not die.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh my. I am happy I opted to disappear to someone's place who had AC

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You did well. The food thermometer on my kitchen counter said it was 32 inside.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm about to go see George Thorogood, but I think I'll enjoy the AC at PdA as much as the show

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shhhh!If you don’t talk about it,it won’t happen!(I’ll keep dreaming...). I’m at the south shore.I am sad for people that are moving out/in.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I am so happy I am not one of those people! But going to Ottawa for Canada Day... thats going to suck!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ew,good luck with that!Tomorrow I’ll be pretending the outside world doesn’t exist. Usually what I do on WE but for once I have an excuse!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cest la pire journée au monde pour ça demain! Mais là, l'orage commence sur la rive-nord

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sur la Rive-Sud, toujours rien :) Et mes voisins ont déménagé aujourd’hui. Mon bail expirera un premier juillet, mais je déménagerai en mai!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello fellow Montrealer. I’m melting. You?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope you didn't move today!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. Just... yes...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m actually in Montreal for the first time as we speak - driving through from Maine to Michigan. It’s faster through Canada. Pretty city.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Enjoying all our orange cones and road closures?!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

City centers are city centers no matter where you are - and jokes aside, Tbrh, driving the 401 and the transcanadian, all 15 hours of it 1/

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

has been the most pleasant driving experience I’ve ever had. People use blinkers?! And don’t tailgate?!? I’m absolutely floored. 2/

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