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Full video: https://youtu.be/LutpGpxmiIw
Jul 23, 2020 4:31 PM
Adamarket
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Full video: https://youtu.be/LutpGpxmiIw
TheTimesTheyAreAChangin
This is so sad
agonyofdefeat
Grandma suffered a minor stroke recently. Took this test on latest check up. Great news, she’s a “stable genius”.
ObliqueRay
Show me one president other than him bragging about a simple competency test. ONE. GODAMN. PRESIDENT. Holy jesus fuck
StarscreamAndHutch
He acts like he is a grand master chess player or something for answering this. It’s a fucking dementia screening.
Snoco
They do the same test for concussion patients and almost everyone who passes gets it in order, our therapy group laughed so hard at this ?
Musubi626
THEmichaelscarn12
llamallamadingd0ng
The music makes this beautiful
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
“P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Syndey! There! I remembered it again!”
bec235
CanadianVoyageur
Fravash
The test is designed to be VERY easy and any challenges taking it are a sure sign of an issue. Him calling it challenging is SCARY.
GreatOdinsTaint
He calls everything he does "challenging" so he can puff it up into a huge accomplishment #justnarcissistthings
doeznotcheckout
The soundtrack did it for me. Angry/disappointed/ concerned.
DrSchlepenstein
Trump has had multiple strokes to end up this retarded.
Ijustwannagohomeandeatcalzones
Or reincarnation cause nobody can be the stupid from one life time
HoratioVelveteen
I just wanna know what mental gymnastics his supporters go through to watch something like this and still think he's right for the job.
FudgeWeasel
They just believe him when he says it hard, and tell themselves that anyone who says otherwise is lying to make themselves feel smart.
IamNotFunnyNeitherIsMyUserName
dontrike
We need more people questioning him like this and not Fox and OAN trying to suck his dick every two seconds.
absoliutenus
He's been a lying fuck, h iui s entire life
Stolf
I see his bullshit of "people tell me" is as timeless as his comb over
witheredspoon
No one knows more about dementia tests than him. He really gets this stuff! Too bad he sucks at everything else.
veg4u
Why do you assume he's telling the truth about passing the test? HIPAA would prevent the hospital/clinic from sharing any results.
YayItsMillerTime
He has a tremendously huge memory talent, just a tremendous remberer
spacecasethebassface
he remembers more than anyone ever. he even remembers doing things he didnt do. so much remembering.
YayItsMillerTime
Just terrific rembering... Tremendous, truly
actinginacave
This is amazing. “Nobody gets it in order”
TwoStupidDogs
Jesus tapdancing Christ this is for real people, this isn’t a drill - this guy decides who lives or dies. Please vote -.-
MiyagieOne
Vote Trump!
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Don't encourage nation-wide suicide like that.
MiyagieOne
But the Memes!
KermitTeHutt
Memes are nice and all, but people living and staying safe is even better.
IrishCyko
"they said nobody gets it in order, not that easy, but for me it was easy" lmao imagine still supporting this fascist cunt!
Syxcfaq
I just tell Republicans that I hope no one ever speaks to their daughter the way Trump speaks to women. That shuts them the fuck up.
Syxcfaq
Sadly they shut the fuck up and pout but they're still gonna vote for the orange creampuff.
Maxevans27
Probably said no one with dementia gets it right. So it is surprising that someone as demented as him passed.
PutThatCodfishDownAndPlaySomeTeeball
I just picture him imagining the test administrator reacting like an anime character."I-I-IMPOSSIBLE! No one has EVER gotten them in ORDER!"
FEMAcampsarereal
He is................THE ONE.
rebuildingdrizzt3000
I'm actually quite proud of Trump. This is really big for him.
lucindamarie18
BIGLEY...and. don't forget YUGH
WhichIsIt
He took the test very strongly and deserves our praise.
HowlsMovingWhiteCastle
Let’s hang it on the fridge
target35216
"but if you get it in order, you get extra points.". Not an expert,but don't think extra points are part of it. ?
idontknowmaybeno
Lol. Please vote.
MiyagieOne
Vote Trump!
TAYLORSWlFT
lazysombrero
SteveBruleCheckItOut
It’s unbelievable that he’s making fun of Joe’s stutter, calling it dementia, and using it for his campaign ads. Then there’s this shit.
lesliebugs
I genuinely don't believe Joe Biden could do a twenty minute recall tbh.
dontrike
I can't believe Trump can do it either, surprise he even remembers his own name.
Br0doSwaggins
Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones
SteveBruleCheckItOut
Boksha
In that analogy, Trump lives in a giant pile of glass shards.
sunyudai
Likewise, people who live in grass houses shouldn't throw lawnmowers.
RigoryMorty
People who live in wood houses shouldn't throw beavers.
Ana5ta51a
He's actually bragging about this. Let that sink in.
ShadeEmberi
https://imgur.com/Bvoi6wm
SitDownAndStudy
No. That sink should stay out there and think about what it's done.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
No, let it sink in that he's STILL bragging about it. It's been months.
BroseidonKingOfTheBros
His biggest accomplishments in the past 3 months are: walking up a ramp, drinking from a glass of water, and completing a dementia test.
METROlD
Lets be specific. THIS is the test he is bragging about. Question 10.
jodyonekenobi
This might be the only test he’s actually completed without cheating, and he’s legitimately proud
oldguyexlurker
Where's the Avengers/Khaleesi image... "Did he though?"
doubleohslevin
I'd hazard to guess he's taken a few STD tests, the slimey pervert.
stopstopping
i take std tests every six months if i’m active. it’s people who don’t get tested you gotta worry about.
jacblake
You know he probably re-hired the guy who took his SATs.
MCNewYorkLives
Lol, now I'm imagining some guy in a really bad trump cosplay and the doctor doing this:
donorkort
"Hello, I am here for my test..." *skeptic look* "...that I will do goodly on!" "Oh, hello Mr. President!"
WendyTheWendigo
Lmao
Cavalrysword
Liar, thief, narcissist, grifter, traitor.
minimalatheist
Idiot
Piniataboy
...dictator, racist, rapist, pedophile, absolute discusting human being...
ScarecrowSticks
*Disgusting, and human being is a bit of a stretch
fecesCatapult
Who is donald trump?
SaintCody
Jeff
samsneed
TacosAreDelicious
Give you 5 guesses
SgtHartman013
You get extra points.
jimmyhowlett
I mean it's a lot harder to remember 5 synonyms for the same president.
tomattow
Ok, but lets not repeat it this time.
TakenCourier
Oi, grifting is an art, do not call this man a grifter. Grifters have style, class, and charm. This man has none of these things.
sunyudai
The difference between "grifter" and "grafter".
TantPis
Cavalrysword
Okay, I'll trade the "grifter" in for "pedophile". Does that work for you?
CallahansLawRefutesEntropy
How can I upvote twice?
AnUpvote
Here, use this:
ScarecrowSticks
@ExtraExtraExtraUpvote @AnUpvote the list goes on but some of those acct. have passed on
Jackamabob
stingraysds
rightwoof
He thinks he does well cuz they keep testing him. But they keep testing him cuz he thinks he does so well.
ironman3010
Yep. "Sir, bragging about passing this test is a symptom. We need to test you again next week".
UnhelpfulAnswers
Beautifully put
ilovethisdog
WhyDontYouMakeMe
RandyRandalman
Kayback
Are you saying the guy in charge of nukes SHOULDN'T be tested for dementia?
themintypigeon
If I get tested for dementia, can I be in charge of the nukes?
Kayback
If you can get the votes I don't see why not. Are you running as an Independent?
IntentiomalTypo
I get what you're trying to say, and personally i think biden should definitely be looked at, but its not the test, it's the reason for it.
Kayback
I'm not even saying Biden should do it, *EVERYONE* who gets into that position, and even Congress should do it. Often and regularly.
TheRealArclight
the fact that he has to be tested is a bad warning sign there chief...
Kayback
Is it really? Wouldn't you prefer to know earlier rather than after the missiles have been launched?
chinaPieCreator
It is, they don’t do them for no reason
Kayback
Is the fact he's in charge of the nukes not a good reason to test anyone in that position?
chinaPieCreator
Someone who anyone thinks needs to be tested shouldn’t be in that position in the first place
GeneviveOrinse
People are not generally tested for dementia for no reason. If they are being tested, Doctors already suspect a neuro or psych problem
chinaPieCreator
Quite Keerect
Kayback
Is being the person in charge of nukes not enough of a reason? I'd want it detected before obvious signs were visible.
GeneviveOrinse
Reasonable logic but the test tests the symptoms. If it could predict when people were soon to be demented, they’d prolly use it more
Anhor
The issue is that he has to be tested at all. That's not a test people normally have to do. It shouldn't never be in question if he has it.
Kayback
Being the person able to launch nukes isn't a normal person. Anyone in that position should be tested. Often.
chinaPieCreator
I’ve done quite a lot of them. But I was in rehab for Alcoholism, the tests were for Alcohol Related Brain Damage. A type of Dementia
Tjitso
Not often, no
Kayback
So you're ok with the person able to launch nukes possibly being demented but undetected?
Tjitso
Yes, that is exactly what I said.
Kayback
It seems to be what you're saying. If it isn't please clarify.
Ninjainslippers
I don't think the person in charge of the nukes should be tested for any brain defect because it should be obvious they don't have one.
Kayback
You don't? You'd be happy with them having undiagnosed mental issues? I wish I had your faith. Early detection ia better than not.
Jackamabob
If you're being tested for dementia, maybe you shouldn't be in charge of nukes in the first place.
Kayback
Yeah you're all going on like testing the guy with his hand on the button is a bad thing. All presidents and candidates should be tested.
IntentiomalTypo
I don't think the actual testing is the issue. It's more so, your spouse saying, "hey honey, I aced that STD screening I'm completely clean"
IntentiomalTypo
Was that in doubt? Was there reason to suspect otherwise? If it's a routine test, theres no reason to brag. If it's a unique screen, why was
FingersInTheDirt
sirbartonslady
Can't even go to fuckin' Canada I think.
shyder
Europe? Mexico? You can’t travel to some states unless you quarantine for 2 weeks when you get there.
BillHubbard
Positive note: Neither Mars or Moon have a travel ban for you right now.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
You can't go to Canada, either.
greenf1sh
With Kennedy we left the planet, with Trump we can't even leave our country.
iusedtodream
Bitch, we can't even go to the pool.
missastromccluskey
You lot can't even go to Canada or Mexico!
cbcd
I'm in Texas right now, I can't even to go New York without a 2 week quarantine.
Ardback
get rid of him, or you will, more than probably, go to the graveyard.
filben7
Europe? I think mexico closed the border with us.
PubstarHero
Mexico is still letting us in, but why would we go to Mexico?
merelyadequategooglymoogly
We're basically in global timeout.
TheGreatBlueHeron
And we deserve it.
Undaftiness
If only you'd have behaved the few places that did initially let you in. amirite
MarcoPoloOnPollo
As did Canada.
THEcableguy
Thank fucking God.. We've started to get things under control.
AHornyRhino87
My dad was given this exam after he had brain surgery and while suffering from gliblastoma multiform. He passed.
joot
And he probably didn’t even boast about his extra points for two weeks straight.
copingcabana
I wish Trump had passed. Away.
AtomicNachos
Tell ‘em props on the comeback
sordatos
Did he get extra points?
lucindamarie18
for taking the test "very" recently...recently being in 2018
Blackcorncob
jacblake
He passed (aka died), or he passed the test?
BHPaperstacks
I imagine some Trump supporter muttering damn after saying he passed the test rather died.
breadedfishstrip
First one, then the other
GiantSquanchy
Probably. Life expectancy is not very good for glioblastoma, even with treatments.
TheBull79
I passed after being in a coma for 2 months....I was still wetting the bed and having difficulty walking. I was not in charge of American
AtomicNachos
Respect
Hezaethox
Nukes
ReallyNotAVampire
American what? ARE YOU OK? Do we need to send sometime to administer a cognitive test?
ReallyNotAVampire
Dammit. Someone*
TheBull79
Some people say I'm fine....a genius actually. I'm unbelievable actually, really actually unbelievable. Tremendous. A tremendous genius..
AmyBethMegJo
Perfect!
daojones75
Gladiators? Idiot? Pie? History X? Now we’ll never know.
TheBull79
Porn
ReallyNotAVampire
I'm glad you weren't in charge of American porn.
AHornyRhino87
Also listed the names in order...
MCNewYorkLives
NOBODY GETS THEM IN ORDER! FAKE NEWS! /S
thechocmaster
Extra points!
chinaPieCreator
And that’s bollocks as well, they don’t score it like that anyway, they take a number of things into consideration, like they watch your
chinaPieCreator
facial expressions and your body language trying to see how uncomfortable or comfortable you are doing the test
PedanticGonkDroid
I heard you get extra points for that
AManIsNoOne
Sure...but nobody gets them in order.
chinaPieCreator
I did I can still remember them Pen, Keys, Rose, Coins, Car, I’d say he’s lying, they don’t give you things that are related to remember
chinaPieCreator
Like Person, Man, Woman, then Camera, TV! You can cheat the test being asked them