Chasgrich
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It's been my first day soooo many days.
Mar 23, 2017 10:01 AM
Chasgrich
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It's been my first day soooo many days.
Munchman347
TIL, pengy's 'Quack'...
iputthefiresout
I remember this, but I forgot the context
MrsSlavicHorse
At least you have a job, Brad's wife got laid off on his birthday after 11 years of faithful service.
nflgeneric
You can't spell dishonorable without honorable!
flosser
I want some peas.
Abrutaleducationyessire2000
The devil may he reap ye
DELTA2ALPHA
Reading this while playing World of Warships in ranked... yeah, about that.
parkway
I say this line all the time, love that I have a gif of it, even if it's out of context :P
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
rip SS Antartica
jonnyb23
*excited squeaking*
Splodgey
what episode is this from?
jewsruntheworld
I love that a lot of the Chinese aren't yellow
SirDistic
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.
MikeLaCilento
guildofdreamers
Damn. If Homer speaks penguin, why is he wasting his life at the nuclear plant?
dilbobaggins
My first duty station I showed up at 5 am to PT with the wrong unit. 15 minutes later I found the right unit. This explanation worked.
irritabletom
Nucular. It's pronounced nucular.
Mailvirgo
Promote that man!
Wimpy1121
It's actually "quack, quack"... silly
Howtogrowwood
Anyone else notice that if the Chinese guy opened fire it would hit his own ship probably
Redwolf2495
I have now.
BasquePenguin
The Americans look like they're cutting it fine aswell
Ginocide
Also obliterate that officer.
EricFromAccounts
At least he disarmed the penguins
ElbowdeepinElmo
The ship clearly says "SS" so it's just another Nazi ruse.
VeryRealGirlAndNotRussianBot
Must of been french penguins.
HecticHero
The French have like at least 15 different words for "surrender"
YouKnowThatRandomGuyWhoLikesVikingsNamedBerzerkerlord
They be strapping the C4 to the underside of the sub.
DuckMom
DownvotesAreFun
Always upvoting lefties.
EricFromAccounts
I stand corrected
SkydivingPenguin
That's not a duck. What kind of a lady are you??
ventuno
On my first day of working for Starbucks, I made an iced latte with steamed milk. Immediately liquidated the ice. The customer's face... 1/2
Compound515
HI IM AL HARRINGTON FOR AL HARRINGTON'S ICE EMPORIUM... DUE TO A RECENT IMGUR POST WE ARE LIQUIDATING ICE AND PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOUU
reverendmoss
80% OFF FROZEN WATER. ALL ICE MUST GO!!
allthebeerandnofriends
ME TOO!!! So happy to know I'm not alone haha
ventuno
Now we just need some "We Tried!" badges that we can wear together hahaha
allthebeerandnofriends
I was lucky that the customer was a regular who could recognize the struggle haha.
Testicles
Liquidated....
ventuno
That word doesn't mean what I think it means... does it :(
Testicles
It's ok friend. You tried, therefor no one can ridicule you.
Skeelos
Listen to Testicles, they are your friends.
ventuno
... when they watched me do it:
2/2
Solkanarmy
so how did it taste? you may have invented a thing there!
YourenotCheddar
If you pour steamed milk over ice, it immediately curdles. Please don't try this, you'll get sick. I'm horrid at parties.
REDS1X
You won't get sick. Thats ridiculous.
ventuno
You think I broke their drink, and then drank some whilst they watched? You're plucky, and I like that about you.
INeverThoughtIdMakeThisAccount
This is the best response I could have imagined.
Mewmus
lee pace ?
ventuno
I am not that person. I'm glad that somebody else is known to be daft enough to do something like this haha.
ventuno
Oh no wait you mean the actor... Please forgive me. I was beaten mercilessly with the stupid stick.
Woodstock47
Just started at Starbucks. You've made me feel better about myself
ventuno
I was 19 and working almost exclusively with girls. They were truly good times that I remember fondly. Have fun!
Woodstock47
Thanks. I just picked it up on the side so i can finish my degree but it's not a shitty job so I'm sure it'll be great
ventuno
Same for me. Picked it up in first year of degree and gave it up in the 3rd so i could focus on dissertation. Good luck bro!
Unverified
You just explained it, and I still wouldn't know if you did something wrong
ventuno
I wish the customer had been more like you. I'd have felt like less of a spam dagger :)
YourSecretSantaSHHHH
My first week as a slave to the siren, we had a small afternoon rush one day. We were all tasking before it happened, and one of the 1/2
NoPostOnSundays
lol 'Slave to the siren' my new favourite thing to call people who work at starbucks.
YourSecretSantaSHHHH
gals had been mixing mocha. I came around the corner and side-stepped the shift-sup, and knocked a whole tub of mocha to the floor.
YourSecretSantaSHHHH
I still have nightmares about Frappuccino Happy Hour to this day. Point is, everyone at the 'bux messes up bad their first few weeks.
ThatCouldPossiblyBeMyFetish
... Melted?
ventuno
Im not smort :( thank you haha
Cindersolace
Nope, liquidated. As in, "eliminate, typically by violent means; kill"
madjo80
He was asked to ice it.
Mushroombadger
Or turn your assets into liquid ones.
WillTradeSkiingLessonsForNudes
I ate 3 fiber one bars for breakfast and promptly liquidated my entire balance sheet before noon
loismustdie
Made un-hard.
idiotcube
De-colded.
BigWilldo
On my first day at McDonald's, I had to make a milkshake. The machine is supposed to stop automatically but it didn't. Milkshake pouring /2
BigWilldo
ALL OVER MY HAND. Starts spilling on the floor. Huge mess, had to mop it so up. They made me make ice cream cones right after...
ventuno
I dont know why i visualised spaghetti instead of ice cream, but i did. +1 thanks for sharing lol