This is it.

Apr 13, 2018 3:06 AM

Jepalaudsadsin

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This is one of the things I dreaded when growing up, the realization that summer would eventually die.

Here in Arizona, the nicest time of the year is almost over. In a month, it'll be too hot to want to be outside.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha come live in southeast Texas. Winter is the nicest part around here. Can actually stand outside without pouring sweat in 5mins

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tucsonan here, indeed summer is coming, and yes I know, it's a dry hate.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, the time of year I cant hide my gut...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since when is summer thr best season? It's hot, you sweat, and the sun wants you dead. I've to go to bed with a fan to my face to sleep...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why the fk won’t summer end, it’s half way thru April and the bastard hasn’t pissed off yet, it’s 30dc/86df and it’s 8pm . Strayan summer.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. And I work nights, but I guess that at least means I work during the cooler hours and don't have 'MMMM, ISN'T IT LOVELY OUT' rubbed /1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

in my face.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dislike summer bc I work in a non-air conditioned “warehouse”. It’s so damn uncomfortable. At least I’m not pregnant this year though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So do I

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not where I live in AZ. Nevertheless damn you summer!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you live in Phoenix and are now losing the best time of the year "fuck you summer!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is summer just enjoyable because all the Australians settle into hibernation?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work right across from a theme park. Every summer day I'll get out and see people on their vacation riding rides

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

O well, all we can do is enjoy what days you can and have as much fun as you can, such is life.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Seriously! I work to live not live to work.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Allergies and heat. Summer being the best is extremely debatable

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just bought an xbox one. Bye Summer

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually ordered one at 4am and idk why. I have a ps4 and i'm just about done building my gaming pc...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

gotta get that 4k gaming

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First I read «incest time of year» and got really confused

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

So OP's picture would still apply.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That morty's wish is coming true

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was confused for a sec. 'Glasses Morty" from "Tales of the Citadel."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah yes I'm really looking forward to the 4 days of summer in Sweden

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Heard we're getting 3 days this year in Finland. Might overdo it tho by hopping over there for a fourth one.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Up in Northern Maine where I was born there's a "New Sweden" town. We used to visit our old neighbors for midsummer. That's the only place

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've ever seen people wear turtlenecks on the way to go swimming.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile, in Arizona

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Said as Chicago enters 3rd winter.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel you, i'm in MA and it's still pretty chilly here.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least you have a job. I'd kill for one! Oh wait.... that gives me an idea

8 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 2

OP run.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Private Security Firm?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Oh boy here I go killin' again."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Half up front, half after

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Shhh... PM details v

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Here I go killing again!

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i hate summer. It's hot and gross and I always like to wear layers and I die if I do

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 4

Yes, me too. And bugs. Gross. Autumn is my fave.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It gets about 120F/50C here and you can never predict if it'll he humid or not. Summer can fuck off and die. Also +1 for username

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And the bugs. Oh God the bugs. Flying, stinging, biting, sucking can all go die in a fire. Or bug zapper if you will.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Got a $60 zapper for a camp party in July once. It died in five hours, but there was a two inch thick pile of carnage beneath. Worth it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fall is best season. Hands down. Cold enough to wear a nice comfy sweater but not cold like winter where you're dying no matter what.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Spring and fall. The seasonal sighs of relief from extremes

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Spring just means mud and allergies

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm from northern Illinois. I wish our springs weren't just 3 weeks long lol

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm from wisco. I understand completely.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a UK-native, boy do I have the moderate-weather country for you!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll pack my bags! Do think they'll let me in as an American refugee?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Minnesotan, you can always add more layers in winter. You can only get so naked in summer.

8 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

Phrasing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So now we’re doing phrasing again, Pam?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Texan, so much this. Summer can piss off.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lived in Texas for a spell, too. Can confirm.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also as a Minnesotan, what’s summer? 50 degrees today and 20 inches of snow on Saturday.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Utahn here, we hit somewhere in the 60’s 2 days ago and now there’s snow. Why does the weather do this?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who has seen the good life in Spain, fuck cold weather you can do anything when it's cold

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's the spirit!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can't*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, not with this attitude.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hate winter. 18 outside, 80 inside. Ignore coats for a sec. Theres no pair of shoes and pants that can comfortably handle that transition.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just keep a pair of moccasins in your car at all times. Pop the boots off and BOOM! Slippers

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hah! Car.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Medium wool socks and the thick Carhart work pants seem to work best. Socks breathable, insulate against ground. Pants protect against wind.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Carhartt everything

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes but when you go onside its a sauna. Ill give it a shot tho.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0