ItsPronouncedJeoffNotJeff
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Fp edit: Send nudes and pics of your fridge!
Jan 16, 2018 9:21 PM
ItsPronouncedJeoffNotJeff
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Fp edit: Send nudes and pics of your fridge!
heyjohnnyjohnny
That reminds me of something. Bodies in the casket at the funeral home aren't cold, they are just room temperature. You are 98.6 degrees.
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
Asking for nudes on a post like this. Fuck offffff
Fordbot
This fact is not fun
Gauntlet2013
You can read all you want but that has been a program older than that, even older than your daddy’s fertile eggs.
bluesun68
If you are in a hurry can you help them along?
GiantPaws
You want nudes after posting about a lonely old lady dying? Slow down, homie.
momoforpresidenrt
Not very tactful asking for nudes on this post.
LurkaMel
I wanted to do this but I’ve had too many traumas too recently. Someday..
DrivingTheBus
When you get the chance, definitely do it. I'd still be volunteering but we don't have the program where I live now.
Sarahthelurker
That's my mom's name. And I'm a nurse .
tolsieVillain
Died a thousand times a thousand deaths heard a thousand lies have a thousand regrets seen a thousand smiles and millions cry so now its tim
SouthernVices
I work nights on a med-surg floor. I've usually got 8 patients. It's hard to try and be in the room frequently, and sometimes people go 1/2
SouthernVices
suddenly after seeming to hold on for weeks. I feel guilty, but we can only try when we're spread so thin.
metaldragon92
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
Good post ruined by asshole asking for nudes.
DrivingTheBus
I volunteered in this program for five years. If you have it in your area DO IT. There's such a need!
princessbecca0
I would love to do it, no one should die alone, but I feel like it would emotionally tear me apart.
DrivingTheBus
You definitely can't be in a position to be distraught. You're there as a comforting presence for the patient and sometimes even staff.
Haives
I hate how this picture assumes that people that die have to be old and/or white.
ad0ptdontshop
I can’t tell if this is meant to be sarcastic or not....
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
It.....doesn’t?
Frogthebountyhunter
Dear god the bait is everywhere
superfeathers
I would like to know"why" she couldn't stay
DrivingTheBus
It was ICU and she had other patients to round.
abortmemom
Isn't it weird for the patient to have a stranger there? Just waiting for them to die.
DrivingTheBus
In five years I never sat with a single person who was dying who was also fully conscious of their surroundings.
forestfinagle
TheMysteriousBeard
Sometimes death comes when no ones in the room. I think that's a good thing. A family member doesn't need the burden of witnessing death.
twofishtails
My stepmom doc would ask terminally ill patients if "they would like to see the sun set". It wss her way of letting them know they were->
twofishtails
Going to die soon. They almost understood instantly and would be grateful and much calmer then.
cousteau
This is neither WTF nor fun, but if the fact part holds then it's nice.
ButterfingersCantPlayMiniTapDance
Icing on the cake is the edit for nudes
DrivingTheBus
This is an actual thing and a short version of the story behind it.
WoodworkingIsLife
https://www.peacehealth.org/sacred-heart-riverbend/no-one-dies-alone
cousteau
Nice!
clark6050
Well the part where she couldn’t be with he patient is pretty WTF
G0LDENface
And the ‘fun’ could be construed as the good that came out of it, i.e. the helpful program
stelawho
Most nurses are assigned more than one patient to care for.
imgurj17
Ah the ol' I'm gonna buy cigarettes and return 15 years later trick? Should have known, Sandra you trickster
MrBoogerPig
You made me giggle which was good but it woke up my wife so I might die now. Thanks?
donttalktomeihaventhadmycoffee
At least you’ll be free from her.
imgurj17
Sorry pal, could be worse ways to go than with a smile ☺
olte
*No one dies alone, except for that time that gave me this idea in the first place
EeveeInASweater
Everyone dies alone
Kennytarmac
mrx600531
That sound like something Dr. House would say.
WillowFox
Should not. Read the "Ars Moriendi" or any translation.
ThePickle
Roberta Sparrow?
ISeeDeadpool
Gran'ma Death wrote a book
Eolande2006
Donnie Darko
SoberAndBored
Mal Reynolds.
donttemptmeokay
Falos
This only seems edgy when you think otherwise. It's unremarkable if you're at peace with it. No one is special to Death. Well, maybe Keanu.
CanadianSith
That's it, I'm taking you with me!
Hashbrown123
Not if we live together...
ShkingsFuego
Especially if a jet engine falls into your room
ImTheOneWhoTookYourRug
Or a fallen Chinese spacestation plummeting to earth! Keep a lookout come March. They wont know until 6-8 hours beforehand where it lands.
cousteau
Jet engines can't melt bunny suits.
rbudrick
Cept all those german shower people n stuff. What were they called? Jews? Yes, thats it.
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
Calm down Roberta Sparrow
marquettegoldeneagles
Ok Capital Mal Renolyds
EeveeInASweater
Not sure why Donnie Darko got all those upvotes. This is where I got it
ugottapaythetrolltoll
I get what you were trying to do, but made a left turn at typoville.
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
Not my grandfather, he drove that bus right off the cliff
zenoshogun
At least he died peacefully in his sleep.
plolle
A true samaritan.
reineseele
It is an ice breaker when you talk to Satan why you are there.
MetaSomma
Aluausnackbar
Fuken saved
bradthegeek
Djmachale1
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blainetog
What if you've been dismembered?
cepln
Shut up, Livia.
k4FoodSmasher
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k4FoodSmasher
Mr. Rogers told us we are special and being just who we are in shit is cool.
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cousteau
My mom.
jkwi
yeah she makes many of us feel special too (sorry just for the easy joke)
cousteau
I should've seen it coming.