SwankyGranny
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Jan 12, 2022 12:02 AM
SwankyGranny
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AshWilliamsBaronChainsaw
No.
DrainingSideEffectsOfRestlessSleep
Granny, some of your dishes are crimes against food. Cookbook out yet?
CreepyPhlox
No.
thevortexmaster
Swanky hits the front page! Booyah!
retrohellix
frozenkhaos12
My family calls these poor man's pizza. Bread, ketchup, bologna, cheese (and mushrooms or pepperoni if we had it)
TeriyakiBuzz
Finally, some good fucking food.
ethicallysourcedcannedtuna
Oh my God I just looked through the rest of your page and I have 1 question, WHO HURT YOU?
Sp1ffy
Quality content
ThomasHarris111
So glad I found this account lmao
agrokitten
There's so many of them. Post after post. My god.
luciferian669
I've been a chef for over twenty years and never have I seen such innovation , c'est magnifique
BeardedAssassin
Check out the gourmet delights on their profile
NOYLL
Bone ape the teeth
MusicPieDancer
Look at fancy pants over here microwaving on a plate instead of a napkin
ValiantToast
I'd eat it.
SubzeroAK
No pineapple?
BlairT1
No
KuldFyt
GravyEducation
I'd eat it. My favorite specialty pizzas are the baked potato ones with bacon and broccoli
ligmabolz
Yo , wtf is this
ImprovedLoungewear
NyQuil broccoli pizza ohyeah
JT902
No
dangerspouse
A core memory!
Syk0tik0ne
Who puts broccoli on pizza?!?
fformulaa
People who don't have mushrooms
AvsFreak
I are grate shef.
sublime053
HitemwiththeHein100
I’m 100% on board with this - dive in alone & appreciate no spectators to this spoon, fork & finger shovel with a chin wipe at every bite!
justherefortheconfession
Wonder bread, Prego spaghetti sauce, a slice of American cheese, and some mushrooms...the latchkey kid's gourmet pizza
GravyEducation
Prego is underrated, I still zhuzh it up to this day. Latchkey kid who loved making spaghetti with wonder bread toast, butter & garlic salt
byebuddyhopeyoufindyourdad
You should write a cookbook
ddbrown30
They should go to jail.
wobblecopterrrr
That’s a legit idea tbh, would make a great gag gift.
drzdeano
No they really shouldn't
FilthyRapscallions
The COVID long haulers, cookbook.
FraudulentPepsi
SwankyGranny, you're slipping. I would probably eat this
BatsArentBugs
Totally. Looks dank TBH. Execution a bit off? Sure.
ilovedogknots
What the fuck all of @op ‘s posts are fucked up food
outtaleftfield
You’ve been here 10 less days and just found this gem of a user!? That’s crazy, I thought everyone knew about OP!
ImprovedLoungewear
Now you're gettin' it!
wobblecopterrrr
You must be new here, swanky is an icon
ilovedogknots
26k points is low for an Imgur icon
Juttypants
One day, those who live in God's light, will all know Granny. And you can say you, "knew her when."
Krashtestdummy
kiwisarefeatherpumpkins
Had to you tube this cuz the wasn't sound.. hilarious! https://youtu.be/KLHRjaUBb3o
seesgetdegrees
GravyEducation
So glad the shattering on the floor part made it in. This and Totinos are two of my favorite SNL bits
ProphetofEntropy
my favorite is this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE
Blud4BludGod
Taco Town is my favorite, all three great though
SirBillington
The lesbian totinos?
GravyEducation
There's 3 of 'em, all great, the one with Larry David is probably my favorite
JerzeeTomato
I definitely just watched all of them... 5 out of 7.
GravyEducation
So which was your favorite?
woozle
look at Mr. Moneybags with his mushrooms
YoSamiteSam
If you look on the forset floor in the park there are enough mushrooms for the rest of your life!
BabiesAreGreatMedRare
himisti
Yea, 20 cents for a big mushroom is expensive
KingMCG
On the good china no less! Well la dee da!
thrull
look at Rockefeller over here eating on a countertop!
MichaeIScott
With lights on no less!
DeepStateCryptoJew
Plot twist: he foraged them
tellmeimcute
My neighbors have horses... ?
nullbr
thats good, because all mushrooms are edible
DrunkBobRoss
Once…
nullbr
yeah, some are only once
guileful
Your posts clearly shows you got issues. I'm now following you.
pandemicpolemic
Jesus me too. I can’t tell if now I’m horrified or giddy thinking of op’s next post
Dideverythingjusttastepurple
Imagine dating someone and being really really into them only to find out this is their hobby.
TheHawkNY
THERE'S SO MANY!
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
Man, I have rocked some two-days-till-payday cuisine, but this is another level.
FallenJester
Son of DinoTendies?
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
That poor fish
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Now is the time to start my diet because I don't want to eat anything after seeing all that.
JacquesKass
Holy shit. I immediately regretted looking.
drzdeano
I don't think I've ever seen more clear cut evidence of someone hating themselves to an extreme.
Jagshusband
Their page is a fucking horror movie
Villandra
I have never seen such a truly horrifically, unappetizing album of food.
mithiwithi
Indeed. Even James Lileks would be aghast.
MoonlightStroke
Thanks. I'm now dying.
mushroomking
Do yourselves a favor and read their only comment.
mississippilessly318
Did. Was not disappointed.
NotTheSameAnymore
Welcome to the fan club
jollyjuggalo
Oh my God. It's all so bad.
swanglemydangle
But it's done so well
KenGiphyJr
After looking through @op post. Vomit
mrgreen326
It goes back for 3 years I just went to the beginning it's quite the journey
DoomBuggie
Same, a journey that would literally kill Gordon Ramsey
lurkerthatoccationallywantstocomment
JFC
pyroshen
The yogurt with olives was the last straw for me
gilliamv
Here, you forgot this...
DJHappypants
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Damn right. Just here for the ride.
Juttypants
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
What the fuck. I've just been bookended by pants.
Juttypants
ShadyVermin
I'm getting the vibe these are ripped off the internet, they all have different backgrounds/plates going on. Hopefully anyway.
Juttypants
I've always assumed that Granny works in catering and does her best to make something nice for Justin with what's left over from the party.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Juttypants
This has no sound, but I hear it clearly.
ShadyVermin
I love this movie and this gif so I will accept my fate
StabbyMcMurder
I've been following them for ages lol
thevortexmaster
Same here hahah was just notified of front page
StabbyMcMurder
Same lol
thevortexmaster
Haha perfect
SMB42
That's why I'm here. I love fine dining
lapus
Do they say they eat it?
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
They make them for Justin