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CaptainYesterday
He must have a big outie
clamdriver
If this is a repost he's probably dead by now
Firenthehole
He's trying his best to look so cool while a chick is grinding on his stomach...
GomezAtTheDebOfNight
That's what it takes to move the food through his intestine down into his colon
Kingmanboobs83
How can a mother fucker get so fat
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
He just played himself.
darkninja2992
Nah, she knows what she's doing, she's just a girl who likes fat guys
hajimedj
That's a lot of overlap
JudgeMentaI
lets play spot the coke dealer
WallyWallters
callingalljanmichaelvincents
FreshWater13
holy shit could there be more watermarks on this, also it used to be a gif
Shortstack1357
mike busey's gang
Tabrias
Juggalos are weird man.
Yomaaaaaan
He must be very very ric....nice
buddthechud
She's part of a group called The Beusey Beauties. Alternative stripper chicks.
hammersquirrel
beaubrent
If he is enjoying it, nobody will ever be able to tell.
7snowmen
SatanOfCourse
Zoywastaken
Is that your belly button or are you just happy to see me
sopicturesarecool
Girl "Is that a banana, or are you just happy to see me" Guy "Nope just a banana I ate a moment ago"
rangervern
That's a flap dance not a lap dance!
humourasdryasyourgf
"oofh" is the only word that describes what I'm feeling right now
DizzierDizzi
He played himself.
Grizabellakat007
She's probably relieved.
Flameohotaxe
Why would he need a girl when he can just have sex with his belly.
MyBallsAreAsSmoothAsEggs
That’s Big LA
Yuven1
Is he a Big deal?
pushingchildrenintotraffic
Does he have an outtie?
ThatTransformersDude
Outtie what? Nothing escapes that gut
humourasdryasyourgf
The centre of his gut has a gravitational well so deep that causality can only flow into it. Nothing's an outtie.
hammersquirrel
Volvo, I think
fartytowels
This comment is the best damn thing I’ve read all day. Kudos to you, good human.
Octoanus
Is he absorbing her?
SnoopThuG
Thats not the way you absorb a person!!
NZSheeps
Source: http://www.mtv.com/news/1881271/gathering-juggalos-twerk/ Now excuse me, I need to think happy thoughts.
Fastolfe
That made me slightly more motivated. I think I'll do some stuff. Even think about joining a GYM.
Lostcause79
Why am I completely unsurprised that Juggalos are involved in this travesty somehow?
rezpawner
You know, there are articles like these, that make me take a step back, breathe, and really think of what I'm doing with my life.
humourasdryasyourgf
Oh God that's so much worse.
buddthechud
Think that's bad. Here's an article on Mike Buesey that paint a caring worthy tapestry of wtf
buddthechud
https://m.riverfronttimes.com/musicblog/2014/07/26/we-got-the-inside-scoop-on-that-fat-guy-you-saw-on-tmz-at-the-gathering-of-the-juggalos
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SeaPrince
Whatever the fuck his chair is made of, I want my car to be made of. My house too... and maybe my German Shepherds hips.
Fleaofpain
It must be made of Scott Sterlings face!
Apostraphie1217
stardemon
+1 The hips were a beautiful touch.
TheDreadPirateNeckbeard
Adamantium
TUmaDO
hilarious
speedstorm
There you go boss your dog is here
SMopfamn
To be fair his legs are taking most of his tummies weight. Note the stablization technique of his hands?
sodomyclowns
That chair is made of wolverine’s bones
someguy15591
"What are these chairs made of!?" "Uh steel"
BlackIC
SjyiN
Watch "Turkish door. " on youtube . Also unbreakable
humourasdryasyourgf
Isn't that Romanian tho
SjyiN
Nope Turkish definitely I speak Turkish. And they clearly speak it also
SeaPrince
mikeatike
They make hips out of titanium. My favorite airplane was titanium too.
madssnielsen953000
Titanium is really only second to inconel
loxx0050
Inconel really isn't practical unless for high temp stuff. 17-4PH is a better choice for temps under 600F (plus much cheaper than inconel)
madssnielsen953000
I just know it has one of the highest weight to tension ratios among materials that would be relevant..
joltjrs
Steel? Great stuff. Good choice. Help the steel farmers of america.
madssnielsen953000
... Farmers?
joltjrs
You plant your iron seed, water and care for the plant and reap a harvest of steel. Just farming 101.
SeaPrince
Jolly good!!
madssnielsen953000
Ohh.. And then you use special fertilizer when you want high carbon steel?
EhIsForCanehdians
Oh you dirty dog you, I don't even want to know why your German Shepard needs new unbreakable hips.
GuerrillaChicken
Yo....bruh wtf
Rasdwatrium
because the excessive breeding for them leaves them vulnearable for hip damages, you perv.
seeamon
I assume he means because German Sheperds are prone to hip dysplasia.
DisownedJoker
German Shepherds as a whole have a high risk of having different types of problems with their hips. One of the most common is Hip dysplasia.
Ducksh
A common problem amongst purebreds
Zensik
Yeah, my German Shepherd/Husky mix began to have hip issues around 13 years old. We put him down to end his pain :( Poor thing
Tunisia
Show GSDs "need" sloping backs, which means they're bred to have hip displasia. The malinois was an attempt to breed back to working stock.
Phalus
There are different lines of German Shepherds. Some breed for type and show quality, some breed for work ability and strength. Rarely both.
SmallAsian9109
Oh god hahaha (but hip dysplasia is common with the breed)
Phalus
Hip dysplasia is common with any large breed. Something like breeds over 50-70 lb, I can't remember the #. It sucks for popular large breeds
Phalus
Bad breeders don't care if the dog has a high chance to pass on hip dysplasia/sevre hip dysplasia. It's almost inevitable in large dogs, but
Phalus
The worse its genetics are, the sooner it'll get hip dysplasia.