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Nov 12, 2016 2:52 PM
IAmNotAGiraffeAtAll
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GetSendyWithIt
My cocaktiel learned that he can wake me up if he tries hard enough.
TheWizardSendor
LinnehKitteh
My cat does this too.
slagess
WAKE ME UP INSIDE (CAN'T WAKE UP)
ChickenOverLord
Had two Parakeets growing up, and man is this accurate.
HandsomeJack19
So so true.
mysecretalterego
What? Birds that are polite enough to wait until you are awake? No way, not falling for that one.
grumpypionus
Every. Freaking. Morning. And afternoon, and evening too now that I think about it. My birds are adorable assholes.
bloomspam
It's weird, my birds somehow grok when I first come down that I'm not really awake. Then I get back up from chair, and they lose their shit.
Cowburger
Wait are those nostrils? WTF I NEVER KNEW
ALiteralPieceOfShit
Fucking love bob-artist
AnatidaephobiaIsReal
Kawwwkkkkkk motherfucker -bird in the morning (thats what bird sounds like.... right? Right? RIGHT?)
RobertKazamakis
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
They're just pining for the fjords, that's all
ParakeetsAreDevilSpawn
I'm relevant :0 Kinda
Daneasaur
Can confirm. WEEOO is the word. You will know this word, for it will haunt your soul.
Dinnerbird
Roger does this every morning.
IcandowhateverIlike
This guy I used to crush on had a couple cockatiels. Nothing like screaming bloody murder to spoil the moment.
AMovieHipster
The joys of owning a bird!
hadji
Grew up with an orange winged Amazon. This is nearly all birds. Payback for caging them is my guess.
Tarelgeth
It's social and attention behavior. Noise gets attention, flock-mates making noise means it's safe for me to make noise too.
hadji
It's loud shit, that's what it is. God forbid you be in the echo ch--, I mean hallway, when he started.
karim140995
Well at least yours wait until you wake up
dartboardblue
I hope my cockatiel adoption goes through...I love them ^_^
hmmmfascinating
Bless your soul.
CelestialDancerChick
I have birds that can imitate many bodily functions. It is most humorous.
AsinusAdLyram
My blue parrotlet, Rowdy, could make a VERY convincing fart noise. Nearly ruined a couple dates.
CelestialDancerChick
Just be glad it wasn't my quaker who used to start moaning every time my bf and I would do the deed. lol
hooliganb
Oh god, my conure's cage is in my room. If I have to pee, first thing in the morning, she hears me leave the room and it's all over...
hmmmfascinating
Mine is like 100 yrs old & can STILL HEAR when I pull the covers back to sneak out of bed. 3rd post I read today on these orange cheek fuqs.
metaldragon92
RobertKazamakis
Alsenoth
https://imgur.com/60g8nof I shut Skittles up by getting her out of her cage and letting her crawl around on me for my last hour of sleep.
drderpymd
i like ur birb
SierraTM
Pics! Gifs! Video!
Alsenoth
https://imgur.com/RdeT8T3
SierraTM
Adorable
electricgoldfish
Ah, cockatiels. Little flying balls of hate. I love them.
owlness
Yeah, this is why my aunt won't keep cockatiels. She has two sun conures and two green conures and they're lovely, really sweet birds.
ShotgunFiend
I POWDERED MY COCKATIEL FOR THE RIBCAGE SLAUGHTER!
Saxxon92
I FOUND MY NEW MEAT PUPPET!
Jezi23
Want mine?
hmmmfascinating
Take mine too....it won't die.
Jezi23
Everytime they hear my voice they screech. Then when I finally go in to see them they want nothing to do with me. Little shits.
Agandau
What is up with that? I used to have one, all friendly, then one day nothing but a fluff ball of hissing hate. Never nice again.
Anonawesome
I've heard it helps to have more than one because they're flock animals and being alone their whole life drives them crazy.
Invasion808
Trim their wing feathers, they get an attitude when they know they have freedom to fly around.
TheSunMotherfukerDoYouPraiseIt
Male or female?
Squirreljas
Had a male and female one, myself. Guy was a mean ass, female was sooo affectionate.
Agandau
Male. The only time he reverted to being friendly was the time his water bottle got vapor locked and he was thirsty.
MenagerieManager
I had a boy and he loved me, anyone else should fuck themselves in a fire, tho. While he whistled the Andy Griffith theme to them...
electricgoldfish
Mine loved me, until he randomly decided it was nose biting time.
MenagerieManager
Yeah, I think they get frustrated. Mine mellowed a bit after discovering masturbation...
CP3oh
We had two. I think they have to be handled constantly or else they can turn belligerent . I'm no expert though.
Agandau
That may be it; not handled enough, even though I made a point to spend time with him, he was mostly in his cage.
electricgoldfish
Yeah, it was probably fear from not being handled. The all yellow ones are also known to have night terrors.
Agandau
I remember night terrors. Mine was a Lutino, and would have them sometimes. A nightlight seemed to help.
kwongdzu
Some of that could be hormones. My male tiel keeps thinking it is spring/mating season & turns into a little bastard.
electricgoldfish
No kidding, mine was male and he'd throw up for me every spring. Got so bad we had to give him meds to stop it.
kwongdzu
Aww, yeah I'm looking into meds for my guy. Oddly enough he's not fixated on me or any of his toys. He regurgitates on his own leg... a lot
electricgoldfish
YUP! He's making himself barf for someone/thing. Meds should knock that behavior out for a season. Good luck!
KarmaK9
My mom had a rose breasted cockatoo that would scream it's bloody head off when she cooked pasta. Not exactly sure why.
hamglob
I wish Americans could use the word bloody like that. But it just sounds dumb.
KarmaK9
I'm American. :)
explosivelyshy
We can. Just a matter of not caring what people think. My only tips would be don't overuse it and don't fake an accent, just use your own.
carljtaylor
I had heard your mom had a cockatoo
dietderpsy
Huehuehue
NotIrony
Probably because she was fucking with the humanity, air pressure, or boiling off fumes it doesn't like the smell of.
acme64
Humanity.
CanadianFurr
Oh the humanity!
theminingambi
so, spaghetti made it upsetti?
BridgetSpinner
Actually, it could be because the pot she was cooking it in was covered in teflon, which birds can die of if inhaled. Thus the screaming.
kittyclawz
Probably because it wanted some.
bufflehead
most likely https://theoverzealousoctopus.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/calvinhobbes_3.gif
userpay
Well birds are sensitive to airborn stuff. For example being in the same room where teflon is being used can kill them.
CHICKINGNUGGER
Yep. My "dad" managed to kill an African Grey by constantly smoking in her space. She was barely 3 years old.
BenjimanStickyLiquid
What?!
PrincessKuzco
Well, if its burning it can, but just cooking isnt necessarily quite as dangerous. Just dont let it overheat and burn otherwise it fumes.
userpay
Perhaps, I just know that happened to me once while working pet retail so always try to caution people.
Tarelgeth
The problem is that when it's even mildly damaged, the ridges of the scratched/burnt area overheat and fume.
Tarelgeth
Just stay with stainless, it's more reliable, more durable, and if you keep the heat nothing actually sticks anyway.
TheSunMotherfukerDoYouPraiseIt
My birbs do this too. Picture of the culprits
Iliekbirbs
My cockatiel, and conure are quiet when I wake up. This one on the other hand, starts to cheep. http://imgur.com/E5NRspu
lilnood
My conure do this too. Loki will scream his name lol
lilnood
*Conures
Iamalleandro
Birb is the worb.
TNTPK
A-well-a ev'rybody's heard about the birb birb birb birb
SevenEyesInDarkness
Always upvote birbs
ForALimitedTimeOnly
I just got a bird, any tips?
ItsActuallyDavidNow
But do you really like birbs?
retrohellix
My mom's parakeets are scared of me for no reason, and jump even if I just walk by their cage :'(
mugatugrows
Mine too... should have just got one so he would bond with me, but he looked so lonely. Now they are just dickheads
tiredalready
Give them spray millet, they love it and you can start trying to get them to eat out of your hands
retrohellix
:O! My mom buys them some of that already, I'll give it a shot.
snipedthewrongguy
bucketofsarcasm
Is that a cockatoo?
Thorbane
Australians.
NinjaboyGameStudios
That's very metal.... those birds listen to Slipknot all day.
SoloToplaneOnly
My kind of parrot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpGbx4fxogE
stinkfishpot91
Frontpage vs usersub
Buckbeak1486
Are birds like yours high maintenance?
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
It is recommended that you on a biweekly basis play Little Wing to them.
SpecialBread
I want to get a bird, but Im concerned theyll shit all over everything. Is that the case or can it be avoided?
buttstain
I have a budgie and he just finds a few spots and chills there. The poop isn't really a problem. They do need a lot of attention though.
ManHasNoUsername
My sister bought 2 when she was really young and they became wild birds living in our home. Just flew around the house shrieking.
DJSCANTRON
How long did that last?
ManHasNoUsername
Longer than you might think. Like a period of several years.
TheSunMotherfukerDoYouPraiseIt
Not really. Theyre budgies. Every day give them fresh bathing water in a dish, choice veggies with bird vitamin, seed and and drinking water
TheSunMotherfukerDoYouPraiseIt
You do need to spend time playing with them though. Buy them young so they're easy to train
Buckbeak1486
How often do you clean their cage?
buttstain
I have 1 he sleeps in a small cage and I have to clean the cage every week or so. I'd say don't get a bird if you don't have time.
TheSunMotherfukerDoYouPraiseIt
I change their newspaper every three days, and once a week get a brush with soap and get the poop of the bars and perches
BatmanDeadpoolSlenderMan
I want to be your friend. The kind of friend that gets a picture of your birds every day. My parakeet just died. I miss having them in life.
TheSunMotherfukerDoYouPraiseIt
BatmanDeadpoolSlenderMan
What are their names?
TheSunMotherfukerDoYouPraiseIt
Pm me if you ever want pictures of them lol
TheSunMotherfukerDoYouPraiseIt
The yellow one is lemon and the green one is Winston
BatmanDeadpoolSlenderMan
Thank you Lemon and Winston for making me the happiest imgurian at the moment! Can't wait to ask for more pics!
areyoufuckingshittingmynuts
love your username :)
PhilMcBuckoL
I love you =)
areyoufuckingshittingmynuts
i love you too PhilMcBuckoL!
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
Yours is a little harder to get my head around
DullKole
Do I belong here? No? Okay.
cumtime69
What about mine? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Succubutt
Uhhh..no?
areyoufuckingshittingmynuts
wait wait what did it say?
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername