Flower boys are out, flower bros are in!

Nov 2, 2020 5:45 PM

Duuuudewhy

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Front page edit: fellow Americans, please vote tomorrow! And thanks for making this go front page!

#ShutTheFuckUpAndPutOnYourMask

5 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

That’s funny... put a mask on! Unless you’re in one 3 countries that don’t have covid, in which case, congratulations twice

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did the camera operator get distracted by that ladies exposed thigh?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cool and all... but never getting married is still much cooler.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dad thinking "I paid 10k for this?"

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

well at least a few people there had masks on...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's hilarious but really, the song? Lmao

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As funny and as cool as this would be, weddings have been the cause of multiple major outbreaks and fuck these people.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

5. I counted 5 considerate people wearing masks, possibly 6.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wear a mask you fucking cunts

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And everyone got Civid that day.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

How cooky and original, the flowers really cover the smell of desperation.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Fun and hilarious.... But why are people still having weddings during this? They have been shown to be a common cause of outbreaks.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was a beer boy, I passed out beers at my sister's wedding, after the flower girls. I was more popular

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

In my head for some reason I heard the song played in Batman when joker was throwing money into the streets.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trust by Prince.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Billy Squier - The Stroke. Its been a while.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You get some covid, and you get some covid...You guys ARE ALL GETTING COVID-19!!!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Needs more masks -1

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People look great when they have suits that fit properly.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Flower boys were never in

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Alls in thinking is grannie porn.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

This is worse than a gender reveal.

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 41

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5 years ago (deleted May 26, 2022 11:35 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

We'll see in a few weeks time...

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You're an ass.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 9

A wedding?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

When my little sister and I were small we got loaned out for ring bearer and flower girl to several weddings. >

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

> Our uncle was the photographer. We were pros after a while.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone would like to speak with the manager about this development

5 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 7

She's also in a black dress. XD

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No Karen!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unpopular opinion: don’t be shitty and take pictures and videos with your phone. The photographer and videographer are literally the most

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I work at a chapel in Vegas. We tell guests to put-your-phones-away-be-in-moment. Still have idiots who try to shoot.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Expensive vendors at the wedding and it sucks to get your pictures back and not being able to see your guests candid pictures cause they had

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Their phones on their faces.And let’s be honest, why do you need those pictures on your phone anyway? You’re never gonna look at them again

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Am I the only one that finds this cringy?

5 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 10

Why can’t the ceremony be fun, too? Why leave all the fun to the reception? I would love it if my best friends did this

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 8

Of course not, you're a human being

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 8

Nope. Dudes tryna be centre of attention at a wedding is cringy AF

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 20

Nope. Acting like men tossing flower petals is wild and out there is next level sad.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Not at all

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

Depends on the people involved. If they're doing this, the bride and groom probably approved. Would it be cringy at mine? lol yeah

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My daughter will be getting married fairly soon. Anyone pulling a stunt like this at her wedding will get knocked out.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 33

You're so tough the petals will throw themselves

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You sound fun

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Annnnnnd both of them got laid that night.

5 years ago | Likes 501 Dislikes 4

Yeah, but was there anyone in else in the room, or just them?. Ask8ng for a friend

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With each other?

5 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope so

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Still counts!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hivemind.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Step-flower-brother, I'm stuck in my fannypack.

5 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Dick don’t care.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter had sex

5 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 1

But I cried the whole time

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

v

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Still counts

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Inspiration came from here: https://www.instagram.com/p/CEkPbscnRVY/

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

The original was way funnier.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yep now evvvvverybody's going to copy this one dude who had legit swagger

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh god please spare us. I've had to sit through enough "creative" dance routines at weddings

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah I dunno, I'm cringing at this.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Having witnessed a number of weddings over the years where this function was assigned to barely competent small children, I approve

5 years ago | Likes 905 Dislikes 4

It's not necessarily different. Your description can easily match.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah we shouldn't be leaving this vital industry in the hands of children

5 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 1

That's a good reminder, tomorrow is election day

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Billy, all you had to do was toss flowers... Now the bride is crying and the grooms ring was replaced with a half eaten crayon.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was a flower girl at two. I walked halfway up the aisle, dumped the basket of petals, and skipped the rest of the way, happy as can be.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dont know, lots of the petals fell amidst the chairs, and some of the walkway was left without, I would not hire it again

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had my 4yo nephew be my flower boy and my parent's dog be the ring bearer. My wedding planner thought I was crazy but my intention

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

was not perfection, it was to take the focus off of me. Worked great, they were cute as heck.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I don't think there were any children at this wedding.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you seen some of the Groomsmen though? Barely competent children are a step up from some of those.

5 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

heh

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

?noredirect

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Used to work weddings, most of the biggest disaster stories invoice the groomsmen in one way or another

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Involve* dang it

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Invoicing them for their stupidity causing damages works too.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0