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Doing the devil's work
Thank God it's safe
agburanar
I used to think that nobody could trigger me like my brother... and then I had a son.
AnnieGitchYerGun
Fuck you Mark.
UpvotingCats
I don’t think finale is pronounced fi-nally... how y’all saying these words?
SunnySarah20
Thatcher?
Bearto
People need to stop acting like Thatcher wasn't the devil.
SweetDeesSurrogateBaby
There is some hilarious stuff in here. +1
NikoPhiNiko
Good meme dump
Zippla
Funeral strippers only work mournings.
Cranemann
Anyone else mad at the driving instructor's grammar? XD
Mattallica
"No one on Earth can trigger you like your siblings can." -- probably somebody who never got married.
Kinokawa
When your hometown shows up in a random meme dump. Good job, internet.
evil66gurl
Where was Keanu between 1530 & 1875, or 1875 & 1991?
georgiaoutfitters
Finally the Finale...
bobbidiboopy
I have had McDonald's while hungover and I have to see it is not good. In N Out is still the best
AbiQuinn
RastaPal
An anylin dump at 5 points? Man, i feel honored +1
oftheclanmacleod
Dehaka
Haven't seen most of those. Nice +1
ASmallOffDutyCzechTrafficWarden
Wait, so there's a job where you play with the bubbles in Kate Beckinsales bath?
DarkwingDuc
Why didn't my high school guidance counselor tell me about this?
40yoLesbian
never for a single second of my life have i considered british to be nice or polite. (doesnt mean i dont like them ;) )
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
#34 probably because they’re different languages
ThoughtYouSaidSithLord
Finalis (Latin: fīn(is) end + -ālis -al) became Middle English "finally" and Italian "finale".
ThoughtYouSaidSithLord
Then English adopted the Middle English word and the Italian words separately.
pigfoot01
eggnun
I didn't even last long enough to click.
PullingTaffy
Funeral strippers?
DeathMetalEnthusiast
It's to get more people to show up, and in some regions it's an old spiritual tradition
Felinicus
Somehow the most joy that I got out of this, was the knowledge that there exists a human named Mark Magark whose Twitter handle is @Markedly
Jennandjuice17
When life gives you herpes, make herpesade!
Lesbiansass
My girlfriend was appalled by funeral strippers. Theyre more common in Taiwan.. generally not if you are deeply religious.. or have taste.
Zippla
I'm sure you can find one that's ordained.
IStillGiveOutDickPics
As an atheist with no taste.....I'm getting funeral strippers.
rockyhorrorisme
Listen, bitch, don't shame me. Everybody's getting hep c at my funeral or else I died for nothing
ChocolateDementia
I can't even, have an upvote for making me laugh.
elethomel
some think it's in bad taste, but legal restrictions will just drive the practice underground
TimeMuffinReloaded
Great. Now I have to pay premium for my funeral strippers
elethomel
and before anyone starts cracking jokes, i want to point out that not all pall dancers are strippers
bonhomous
well done. :)
DaniF
The engineer trashcan is lazy! Which makes them excellent engineers!
IllusivePanda
On time and under budget
swofromtherock
Recycle or not, crush the water bottles so they take up less space. Your mates are shit engineers.
Molotovbliss
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
PyllyNalleMissionaries
After all, if we had no need for any machines, would we invent them?
tzk132
As an engineer I can confirm.
2graves
Except there's a transgender at the bottom, why not just use that?
2graves
TRASHBAG**
Quelquefois
those are all clean plates...
FOXTY
So lazy that they don't recycle, ffs.
quenchcrack17
It answers the half empty/half full question. Its full x 2
nontno
Give a lazy man a job, and he will find an easier way to do it.
maximinusthrax1
that's one outcome, other outcome is that he won't do it at all...now you're forced to find another lazy man...
HardOfHearingLeopard
However if you trap him in a society where it is more work to be homeless than do your job and he can never escape
IDontWatchDoctorWho
The can could be a reference to something like putting a problem off for as long as possible before the can falls over and a mess happens1/4
IDontWatchDoctorWho
jk, idk
jsktrogdor
#9 If you've ever seen Kate Beckinsale speak on like a talk show, it's like a Disney Princess came to life. So yes, yes she totally is.
wintervoices
The simple fact she used the word 'frankly' in that comment is a giveaway. I hadn't seen anyone write a comment with that word before.
ChalupaBatmanMcArthur
And every Disney princess deserves a fluffer
Genini
It's also easier to do that bubblebath for someone who is viewing it from the same pov as the camera.
mandadadada
Imagine the actor or actress frantically making bubbles while trying to appear natural and make the scene. It'd look weird as f. Just saying
hamberglar
Also, yeah, let's fuck up her hair/makeup so that we can have one random dude on the set get an extra smoke break. Seems logical.
FastandBiCurious
How did I not know she was British?
nrvagntsoleatr360
I could just listen to her talk all day.
jsktrogdor
I've watched that video *twice* since I posted it. And I'd already seen it. She makes my insides tickle.
VeryMoistTowelettes
She makes my lamp light up.
jsktrogdor
Look at this garbage https://youtu.be/DWmUHNpOJxI She could call me a "stupid fat ugly worthless shit" & I'd be like "It's true, I'm sorry."
kimboslice4482
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Mackeroy
wow she is definitely like a disney princess
jsktrogdor
Colbert turns like beet red when she says "Oh, how French!"
Mackeroy
tbh i did too, i didn't think anybody could be so purely oxford english as she was in saying that
EngineerforPresident
She is mesmerizing. Definitely on the hall-pass list with Jennifer Aniston. My husband is so jealous.
jsktrogdor
>implying a Meth like her would ever stoop to touching pondscum like us ground-dwelling, mouth-breathing normies.
fluffleupagus
I can definitely see why my husband has a crush on her. I think I might've just developed one too.
traxo
#48 Android has a guest mode
tajashal
For all those asking, you just press the little icon if a person by the settings icon in the pull down menu. Then add a guest user.
BukakeNoHeroAcademia
Can't find it on mine. Used the search button too and typed in users and guest separately, nothing significant showed up. Using s7 btw
BigTex1836
Yeah, I don't seem to have it on my S7 either. What a shame.
crazydiamondmlp
The LG G6 does not have this. :/
ThoughtYouSaidSithLord
iOS has "Guided Access" https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT202612
cforeroo
Correct. I have a Sony Z3 and guest mode comes with the phone, but I've never used it
queenofeverything
It does?!?!?!
Levistras
Yes, yes it does.
edevcimot
thank you, was looking for that comment
CrypticalEnvelopement
..... WHY AM I JUST LEARNING ABOUT THIS NOW!?!?!
UserUnlisted
You can't just say shit like this and not tell us how to do it
Idontcareaboutmyusernameomg
Settings - > users... It's really not that difficult to find
IW42
https://www.maketecheasier.com/use-android-guest-mode/mode/">https://www.maketecheasier.com/use-android-guest-mode/> or https://www.cnet.com/how-to/how-to-use-guest-mode-android-phone/
ProfessorSad1
How
Masticater
Ok my Google pixel, it can be turned on in the settings, under Users & Accounts. Then you can swap into guest mode from the lock screen
Masticater
I did, however, need to sign in to the guest profile first manually. I guess to activate it or something? Not sure. But it works!
ProfessorSad1
Rip.. Cant find it on my lg g5
VampireLife
On their cell phones?
originalusernamethatmakesyoulaugh
No, it's actually an exclusive feature for the android microwaves.
ketface
+1
IW42
#heresyoursign
VampireLife
Now I'm more confused.
theraininspainfallsmainlyontheplain
And just how do I access this -lifetime android user
thatneolysdexic
On my Nexus I swipe down the menu all the way, and on the top there's a guy in a circle which brings you to different users, including Guest
HahaTotally
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obarey
Pull down the tray, there should be a tiny user portrait at the top. Tap that icon.
IW42
https://www.maketecheasier.com/use-android-guest-mode/mode/">https://www.maketecheasier.com/use-android-guest-mode/> or https://www.cnet.com/how-to/how-to-use-guest-mode-android-phone/
karasueve
Rezol
Settings > Users. There's also a search feature in the settings to help you find it.
Retromorphic
Mic drop
Roehcai
My settings doesn't have "users". Searching 'guest' in settings returns no results. (also, there's no 'person' icon in my drop down.) :c
Rezol
Using a Samsung? Their version of the OS is quite certainly the worst of them all, you'd be much better off switching to stock Android.
Roehcai
Yeah, it's a samsung. It was my first cellphone (Bought only a year ago, believe it or not!) So I just got an affordable one suggested
ImInALecture
Vanilla Android, and a few OEMs do, most people don't quite get how Android works. Samsung does not include it as far as I know.
MassiveClusterFuck
My S8 does, pull down the notification bar and click on the icon i've poorly circled, guest mode is there!
00Op
I have an s8 and don't have that :(
MassiveClusterFuck
If you go to settings is the option there?
MassiveClusterFuck
Failing that try going to the cloud and account section in settings followed by users :)
00Op
Thanks I'll give it a go