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Dec 9, 2017 1:16 AM
TheWalkingDaleFace
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erinchris
I hate people who remind me he is dead
lindabelchersfirstcousin
Humans are terrible things
AManWhoWasntThere
Yes we are.
Promethianfire
And beautiful. We risk our lives for strangers, explore the universe, write symphonies, and some of us have really great butts.
bringbakfirefly
It's kind of on the nose considering the recent stank attitudes on imgur.
IshitOnWindshields
Recent? Been awhile
cwhitt1520
This book and movie was amazing in my top 3 favorites
daerwyn
They're not judging. They're learning.
TheWalkingDaleFace
RoxanneLaWin
How can they see out of that medical waste incinerator?
blonx
Well some kids are ugly
TheWalkingDaleFace
AngryGoldfish
Tom Hanks' speech at Clarke Duncan's funeral always makes me cry.
Muppetwarior
No, you be a better parent. i'm not curtailing my speech so you can feel good about the internet.
thedeathship
HQDefault
FPguardian
Howtogrowwood
God damn this sums up my mind
TheWalkingDaleFace
flerkinmygerkin
Front page. Seriously
IThurtswhenIP6
Oh ive seen far worse mate
HelaSisterOfThor
Problem is a lot of people who act ugly are self important assholes. They think they're right.
storebrandproductmascot
Sometimes they are. Politeness has nothing to do with right or wrong.
HelaSisterOfThor
I mean their actions/shitiness toward others
KobaltKaiju
Joke's on you pal I don't have any kids!
TheWalkingDaleFace
wyatt8740
Kid-free is the best life. Also human population's too huge anyway
CreepyDouche
I’m mostly tired because I stayed up drinking bourbon and watching Guardians of the Galaxy 2 last night. Disappointing movie btw.
SgtDefaultGN
Way better than the second Kingsman movie. Now there’s an unredeemable piece of shit.
Sinus23
I agree I've never seen the first one but saw the second one in the movies and I'm too old for this shit apparently :|
bigdaddyfatpants
That man is getting plenty of rest, so no fear big fella.
TheWalkingDaleFace
Threewisemen
Got hit by another car, nice apologetic guy. His insurance has been trying to cheat me for the last month. Today they filled up my voicemail
Threewisemen
Giving me verbal agreements on settlement amount and then trying to tow my car without my permission. Threatening me with nonexistent fines
Threewisemen
The best part, they refuse to send me any type of binding agreement. 5 weeks since I've been hit.
TheWalkingDaleFace
Threewisemen
They refused to issue a rental until I told them I was going to rent one regardless and then take them to small claims court. fun fun
greenstairs
Baroonz
Tears. Every damn time.
FreggDillmilker
Rip John Coffey
miniormany
Sauce please?
WowieThatsNice
The green mile. I think...
HodorTactical
It is.
firedove
The Green Mile. Bring tissues.
NotExistor
That sexy?
Tredgy
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Littlefootsophie
Lots.. one box isn't enough
Istealfromthefrontpage
Won't watch this at work got it.
Bifkin
IMO best book adapted movie.
Shardikprime
god fucking dammit
LizardEnterprises
Tell ya what. You make all the actual goddamn Nazis vanish, and then we can talk about being civil again.
LizardEnterprises
You kick out all the politicians who are taking away healthcare for millions of people - killing tens of thousands, and we can be civil.
LizardEnterprises
You disappear the people raising my taxes - maybe taking me lose my house to subsidize a giant tax cut for the rich and we can talk civility
LizardEnterprises
You take the fuckfaces who are trying to carve up the internet to extort just a little bit more money from us, and maybe we can play nice.
LizardEnterprises
Until then. FUCK civility, fuck 'being the better person', and fuck anyone who calls for it.
LizardEnterprises
I refuse to engage respectfully with people who are actively trying to kill me or bankrupt me for a quick buck. Fuck em all.
DirectorBright
Oh no the Nazis are rallying there's like several tens of them
LizardEnterprises
Hitler started out with 45 guys, just sayin...
DirectorBright
Hitler started out with a few people, and they were wildly unpopular. They fought a lot with the communist party that was also attempting
DirectorBright
to take over the country. One day the communists went to a well known Nazi poster boy's house and shot him in the face. The communists were
DirectorBright
tried and sentenced very quickly, and the Nazi's spun the poster boy as a martyr and the communists as massed enemies of the state.
ScienceFaction
The cynic in me thinks kids are a big contributor to the shitty things being dumped all over the net
MoneybagsMcGee
It's an avenue for catharsis, especially with anonymity you can be a troll on the internet & a massively successful contributor to society
MoneybagsMcGee
That's life now *shrugs*
NamelessFacelessAverageJoe
It’s true. I heard Mother Theresa had the best mom jokes when she played call of duty
Syrpynt
Yup. Adults are just kids with responsiblities and existential depression.
DonaldTrumpsTravelBanIsAGoodIdea
I wonder if we're the only animals who experience existential depression.
SilentMajority420
It's a side effect of consciousness.
DonaldTrumpsTravelBanIsAGoodIdea
Are we the only animals that experience consciousness?
SilentMajority420
It's not an 'on' or 'off' thing, but a scale. We are the most conscious animals on earth, and it scales down from there.
nigglemaster
But why am I here?! *sob*
StonerCatJay
Just to suffer
nigglemaster
I know. But at least I get to work on making my mark on the world. Currently working on an album! So stoked. Just bought instruments, too!
StonerCatJay
I haven't done music in years but now I work with dead people so it's all good
flerkinmygerkin
Those kids don't know better, terrible parents. Bad kids=bad parents.
Sinus23
This is so wrong that we need the Mythbusters up in this bullshit.
Maggiesperson
I disagree, two amazingly wonderful adult children, more luck than skill on my part.
flerkinmygerkin
Good parents are the last to admit they we're good parents.
flerkinmygerkin
Were*
TheWalkingDaleFace
I disagree. I have three kids. Two are ok. One is a bastard like their dad. That’s just how it goes.
MoneybagsMcGee
In fairness your joke was poorly formulated, if you were the wife maybe, or said there's 3 kids in the family and referenced you have 2
MoneybagsMcGee
Signed a comedy writer for television
flerkinmygerkin
No that is you thinking one is a bastard, like his father. Ill will towards them already. Bad parenting.
TheWalkingDaleFace
IM THE BASTARD MORON!
flerkinmygerkin
Fuck..... Still bad parenting!!! ????????
eskymojoe
Good parents have good kids. Unprepared parents have bad kids but can have good kids by chance. Bad parents too.
ZZhillTopper
Good parents help generally but bad people can come out of good circumstances and good people sometimes had shit parents. Nature & nurture