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The Gym of Lord Jesus
Feb 25, 2018 6:32 PM
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MusicForEarthworms
The body of Christ compels you to JOIN NOW & GET YOUR FIRST MONTH FREE!
BantersaurousRex
Dost thou even lift?
NauticalRimJob
Oh man, do you kneel, sign the cross, then strike a double biceps pose every time you enter?
snippywhippyblippy
Bless me Father, for I have thinned.
QuiGonJon42
It's been 14 days since my last superset.
nick19971997
Blessed is he that skippeth not the day of legs. -God
DildoSwaggens
Stay hydrated with those little bowls of Holy Water, Bro. How many carbs are in the communion wafers? ...Bro
MoTheCentaur
Church of the latteral day gainz.
dalton2646
The minister of mass, the ripped rabbi, bodhsquatva, the monk of maxing, the cardinal of cardio,the monk of maxing. Take your pick
dylan5571
Let’s get pa-rum-pum-pum-pumped
hotrodny
Hahaha!
NoeCarrier
that no pickle pee, that no pump pa rump
AnnieGitchYerGun
I'm dying. Thank you.
NaughtyCannibal
YOur savior:
conradfr
Although there is nothing in this picture he would approve of.
Ojitheunseen
Lift for the Lord!
FireSlayer1672
Now it's the Church of Gainz !!
LasciviousHedgehog
Missed the opportunity to use the phrase "hallowed be thy gainz"
Thisusernameispoliticallyincorrect
Father forgive me for these gainz I'm about to receive
Thetruthmakesmesad
Wow. Something symbolic here: Death of the church and the rise of the self
CitizenPrime
Reps for Jesus ....suppasrt
kaitox
Now it's finally doing some people some good. That's nice.
SpiderDetective
Now it is the glorious house of gains!
letsbakesomecookiesfortheboys
The House of Pump
TodOberhaus
That sounds more like a whorehouse
VitaminJay
The Iron Cult.
death4665
Or house of gains
paintingwitharend
I call my gym the temple of vanity anyways. Would make my personal joke even funnier
troublecliff
Our lady of swole
VitaminJay
Time to pray on the Swoly Bible.
plainoldfool
Forgive me Father for the gains I'm about to receive.
Stuebydoo
Perfect
Traviscoletravels
Thisusernameispoliticallyincorrect
Book of flexodus. Set 3 rep 4. Thou shall not covet they neighbors gainz
VitaminJay
+1 just for 'Book of Flexodus'.
realscrumpysteve
Set 3 Rep 5: Though shalt remember the day of leg and keep it swoly.
Cheomesh
This whole thread is amazing.
Mbwamkubwa
And on the seventh day... Legs!
Zkaletus
this is the seventh comment down for me, no shit
metalfoto
"Never Skip Legs Day."
Tigerparrot
My church used to be a gym
rxartisan
Dost thou even lift?
Facetimewithme
The book of lifts
imfromcoloradohehe
My body is my temple
dthninja2
The Glorious House of Gains!
snippywhippyblippy
The Eighth Deadly Sin: not re-racking you weights.
vl1020
Reps for Jesus!
cunninglinguist85
Church of later day gains.
StarscreamAndHutch
Righteous Reps
IReallyNeedAHobby
Reps for Jesus
ramarins
Can't decide what's best: the post or the comments.
DrLeonardChurch
All of the above.
RaeNorri
Yes.
SpiderDetective
whynotboth.gif
IncorrektGramerNazi
Comments
chewybrian
comments
rxartisan
This is all gold.
ramarins
*Gold [capital G]. Missed an opportunity there, fella. ;-)
PhunsukhWangdu
Lord, show me the whey.
SudoCatEtcIssue
you have to have ebola to no de wei
TheGigaKraken
Did some one day DAE WAIY
screamingshits
FUCK ME is that like an 18 pack?! are that many abs even possible?!
Iamthemonkeymansowhatevercats
Tassyr
The Father, the Son and the Swoley Ghost.
Xyolak
Blessed is he who skippeth not the day of legs.
drdreadpirateroberts
Hey! Hey! Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain’t got time for yo problems! He busy, with Korean shit!
Cheomesh
...let us crowedfund that to be installed into this gym.
conradfr
Pray Brodin.
biggwhytey
Come on Brother, let's go down, down to the gym to lift...
Greenrangerguy
Lord show me the weights
FartSmarterNotHarder
GrammarPoliceSergeant
Dous thou hoist?
Blackrain39
You do not know the whey.
Skywirefan
Fucking normie
miserablepileofsecrets
Jesus the Barbarian, what is best in life?
VitaminJay
ItsARental
Know thine whey
BobbyBecker360
CaptainDeadpool
Reps for Jesus! Lord forgive me for these gains I'm about to receive.
supercow82
MASS is now in session
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
yourcreepyunclefriendly
That's how he got those sweet abs, bodybuilders at the gym swear by leglifts too
f1223214
DrTacticalKeyboard
what did I just watch
YourenotCheddar
Da whey
zecron8
Looks like Jesus has been doing Cross-fit. Ba dum tiss.
LordOfNapTime
You mean like he’s been doing all the fits.
LtKifKroker
I'm conflicted. I like offensive jokes, but hate crossfit
TharrickLawson
lewdandlascivious
...I like you.
Toast215
He got Cruciflexed.