I visited Lithuania and discovered Lithuanian Memes!

Feb 14, 2018 8:05 AM

tirspale

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Back in the day, Lithuania used to be a largest nation in Europe.

They still remember those days.

And the great victories resisting foreign invaders.

But empires don't last forever.

Causing debates to this day.

That are better not brought up.

Then Soviet Union happened.

It didn't go well.

But there weren't easy solutions when Stalin and Hitler had decided to divided the Europe with their Molotow-Ribbentrop pact.

Salomėja Nėris was a poet who fell in Love with Stalin.

She wrote a book about him.

And is still fondly remembered for it.

Lithuania regained their independce in 1991.

And there is hope for the nation.

As long as you remember healhty caution towards the eastern neighbourgh.

And her vassals.

I knew the g-spot of europe wasn't polish.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A huge chunk of my heritage is Lithuania! This was nice to see.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As Lithuaninan I thank you for this. In two days we will celebrate 100 years of signing declaration of independence.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

+ Over a millennia or recorded history and culture :)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A very specific meme theme here

8 years ago | Likes 205 Dislikes 0

So random. I love it

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I like these so people think I’m sharp as a tack when it comes to history

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Just in case you'll be in some litwak (lithuanian jews) company, know this: 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

this man was known for his cruelty against jews and other immigrants. Under his rule pogroms happened.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard that wiseman told king that when he will reach black see, he will find mountains of gold. Of course there was no gold. So king...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got pissed and killed all wiseman and drop them in sea. And idiots were swimming with corpses and got sick and had yellow diarrhea :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You guys really had a crappy time throughout history.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Commenting because I’m half Lithuanian!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i get most of my knowlage from memes like this. please keep it up

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun dump. Unless you're Russian.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Is Russia still bitter over the time of troubles, or is it just pure expansionism?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Let me just ask... "HEY RUSSIA!......"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My Jewish grandfather left Lithuania in 192? & came to Mississippi (proving absolutely anywhere was a better place to be than Lithuania).

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Still is. Otherwise lithuanians wouldn't be leaving it like rats from sinking ship: http://123.emn.lt/en/

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I lived next to Russia I would want to be somewhere else too.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And no Shrek attack since 2007!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somebody cuts a pizza for "Parties" i'm leaving that fucking party, heathens.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Folks eat least when it's a party cut. Great trick for dieting actually.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As a neighboring Latvian, I approve of this post. Love or Lithuanian brothers. Last of the Baltic tribes. (Estonia is a Baltic state)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Hnnng...My Lithuanianism is so relevant.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fun fact: prussians were germaniced balitcs. cause of crusaders. :-/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I go to Lithuania for the kepta duona su suriu.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I discovered I am Lithuanian on my dad’s side but knew nothing about it!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm in a Poland Lithuania eu4 game right now, just unified the hre under polish Lithuanian rule

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who leaves a country with ponies to come to a non-pony country???

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i get the reference!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lithuania was a half part of Republic with Poland, but Vilnius was Polish - from Vilnius was Adam Mickiewicz. Lviv on Ukraine was Polish too

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Death camps were also Polish

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 13

I regret that we did not kill all jews. But its time to killing muslims :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Lithuanians are still so butthurt that they oppress Polish minority. Yet Polish F-16s protect their sky from Russia. Ungrateful fucks.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

I've been to Lithuania, your language has a lot of words with "as" in the end

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

Tail

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Štai tau, ponuli, ilgesnis sakinys lietuvių kalba, kuriame nėra ne vieno žodžio, turinčio galunę "as". But ok. Visit us again.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

Aciu.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I too wish the letters in my language wore more fancy hats and ties

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

We put crowns on top of most of our letters to compensate for the lack of kings we had...

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Great post, always happy to learn more about Poland +1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lithuania is a fairytale of a country. I've walked the length of the frozen lake to get to Trakai Castle. Its superb. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fucking airport workers are so fucking rude to foreigners, 3 times I went through passport control and rage cried over the rudeness.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 5

Yep, just the best, including suicide rate http://www.euronews.com/2017/05/18/suicide-rate-is-highest-in-europe-un-health-agency-report

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And emigration http://123.emn.lt/en

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You must be fun at parties.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I wish everyone who thinks LT is cool, would come here and try living, like find a job, have a kid, meet locals on daily basis... and RUN!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Awesome Post OP! There was a small group of Lithuanians at my school after EU-2004, and what struck me was their genuine friendliness

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

I really wish to go to Lithuania one day !

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Visit Trakai, it's gorgeous!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yupp!! We are very friendly!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No we are not xdd

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0