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mortimer778
Well this just makes me believe they do
warcat91
The seagulls don't work for us.
Geordietink
Omnisom
They are fully aware that they chose to be where seagulls take food, but at least this warns customers of this dire threat up front.
userfriendly19777
No, they work for the seagulls.
DoesMyUsernameLookBigInThis
Seems… suspicious…
Babybunz
In what accent did everyone read this?
QuackQuackPontiac
ramblercomet5772
The seagulls are private contractors working at arm's length.
Exevium
This is clearly a false flag operation and I still want my refund! /s
kamosey
This is exactly what someone who has seagulls working for them would say.
BigFatBobbie
agathos
Reminder that Lisa's hopes and dreams include someday controlling the birds.
PerthAussieMike
But that's what they would write if the seagulls DID work for them
Usernamegererator
Feels like the Seagulls wrote the sign
simplefishy
ocaeon
so true. looks like hove uk, they're crazy there.
Bucs1040
CaptGunpowder
Seems a bit sus when you put it that way, bro
GeofrontTmP
APassingPlasticBag
You know what they say, " the birds controll the barge"
StreetSpirits
#1 e
modrob
They don't work for us. We work for them.
Datimgurtho
Exactly what someone who had the seagulls working for them would say...
ItWasMeIWasTheTurkeyAllAlong
This explains It better.
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perfeksion
Great, now this is going to be stuck in my head for the next 2 weeks. Thanks pal
abrakadaBRO
Ah, you too are a purveyor of the sacred texts
PineappleLoopsBroether
THE SACRED TEXXTS!!
modernshoggoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E for those like me that need the whole thing right the f now
ohbriaBaron
Doing the lord's work Amen.
TallLightnHandsome
Exactly what I thought about too!
palatinusmusic
once the food is give it to you
PaulHolioTheGreat
Very specific notice
inthepines
That sign looks like it was written by a seagull.
Dudewhosaysrad
Well who do they work for so I can take it up with them
PrPlump
This sign exists because of a Karen (or whatever the male equivalent is).
ThereAreCrocodiles
Trumps?
narcoleptiKnickers
What is the male equivalent of a Karen?
crusaderforpoland
Ken
PrincePiggo
SlyeFox
Mentlegen.
ocaeon
they're commited, that whole lot is going down.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
The seagulls might not work for them, but they do seem to generate added revenue lol
abion47
Perfect analogy between corporations and politicians.
loma45
It's a symbiotic relationship
bilborrax
Verizon has a similar policy about robocalls
ButIWanttobeanonymous
This reminds me of a song called 'The Bird' by Jerry Reed. You get a chance, listen to it. It's funny as hell.
OlderWiser
Good metaphor for the average American worker.
FlyingButtPliers
Broken Windows economics
spacecowboyein
There's no economic gain to society, but there certainly is to the hot dog vendor
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Hmm I don't know that term.
roofield
That tern?
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Term.
MrBobSaget
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_broken_window
FlyingButtPliers
War, crime, fire, car crashes, etc are good for the economy because money gets spent on replacing stuff.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Ah htat makes sense
FlyingButtPliers
Well people use it to justify doing the bad things so it's not really a good argument.
cyankitsune
It's why the boomer gen "had it all" - entire world was basically destroyed and they were born just in time to profit off its repair
Datarage
Especially since America received the least hardships at that time