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An elephant getting a prosthetic leg
JessWeiss
Pittsburgh children's hospital!
gordolio
As a first time dad with a 3 month old girl... I ... I didn’t get past #2 without being overwhelmed by these dang onions.
MommysBaby
You want me to give my wife a hammer to open that box once she's pissed?
Thisbefluff
YO ATLANTA! Arden’s Garden juice at the MARTA station. Hope he got the job!
j00licious
ItTakesTwoToMakeAThingGoRight
Mr. Nice Guy helping the elephant...sep for the club in his back pocket.
Chaom
Aaaaand now I feel even more lonely
Nubian
Lol same.
catlovesfood
Upvoted cause I like your username.
ladymihaelatargaryen
For the Swarm
Hailstormandblizzard
Hey I’ve seen that pig!
barbeque89
Loose
mustardcutter
This should be a category on itself - keep your faith in humanity or something like that
PenicilliumCamemberti
Stuff it in a favourites folder for times when you need it. I do that. Made myself a "Wholesome" folder, it's not as touching, but nice.
Conker10
"Charity Goats of Anarchy"
grendelgetskilledinthend
Aren’t you glad some people some where decided to do that? I’m gonna look them up, maybe send them a few bucks. The name alone deserves $.
Conker10
My thoughts exactly
Kejj
Those me cry...only a couple but...ty...
Vysard
"Life is beautiful! ...If you're with someone" - This post
wandergeist
#3 Did this on the street down the hill outside my dorm. Serving trays ended up with holes because we sledded all the snow off the street.
wandergeist
Everybody's going on about the couples but the one that got me was the runners with the water.
StunnedGoofy
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
The Valentine's Day bouquets called in the onion-chopping ninjas, dammit
FlingdungTheDeathless
Marriage is great. Don't do it.
AmishHammer
wandergeist
Bigamy is one spouse too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde (who may have been a bit bitter because gay marriage wasn't yet a thing)
MrFlibbleIsVeryCross
love the window washers but the Valentine's bouquet from the grave really cut me up....
mesogiria
Have another. https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20130821.png
sourcandy
I had to make one of those this vday. A customer of ours has been with us for years. He was terminal, and paid for 5 years worth of vday 1/2
sourcandy
Birthday and anniversary flowers for her. Wrote her a card for every one. I teard up when i saw the stack of cards for her.
whatspaulplayingtoday
Christ... I don't know if I could do that.
PenicilliumCamemberti
rednecksciencegeek
How the hell do you figure out that a duck costume will calm your goat? I can't imagine the thought process.
Tsukino0
GOATS OF ANARCHY
maggooo
Suicide one really got me. Losing a loved one to suicide fills you with so much regret and wishing you could have done something to stop it.
Eternalsummerguy
I never cry. I ugly cried at the valentine flowers.
Casey89
Football player sitting with the autism kid... i have autism and i want to be alone most of the time
marsupialsrus
That Valentine's flowers one just about broke me.
skruttet
Yuuup I'm in tears
Kanniin
I've been crying for 5 straight minutes thanks to this one...
youhaveadrumstickandyourbrainstopstickin
Every time
iamayellowteapot
I’m in a meeting crying like a baby
jackodn
Ive been married for 30 years and it broke me, too. I need to step up my game, obviously.
mbb13
That got me too.
Steelballsofstill
I maybe a bag of shit, but man the feels on that one.
InsertAmusingUserName
I thought I was alone but apparently there is someone somewhere in the room chopping gadamn onions
NyanAI377
I see this one often, but it never fails to make me tear up
Vlasick
Broke me completely
mrjamesbtr
I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING!
Leithreas
It's the jumper one that gets to me the most.
dresstodecay
You would love to see the movie PS. I love you
marsupialsrus
I own it. Watched it with my 16yo last week.
Steelballsofstill
I accidentally watched that movie!
youhaveadrumstickandyourbrainstopstickin
I cried for 92% of that movie. Basically never stopped the moment the letters started.
skruttet
I read the book before I saw it and started crying when they met cause I knew what would happen. I'm a crier tho.
AzaellexTytalus
Me too. My husband won't do Valentines Day. He thinks it's stupid.
sometimespeopleeatpoop
Then do it for him! My bf isn't into it much either, but I always get him something because I enjoy it. Get him flowers! :)
AzaellexTytalus
I have but I'm tired of constantly giving and getting nothing in return. He doesn't care. I'm done hoping some day he'll care.
NyanAI377
Despite what my bf does or doesn't do, I try to be the type of SO I'd want, like a surprise visit with flowers or a fancy homemade dinner.
jawnnyrawten
It gets me every single time I see it...
marsupialsrus
It's been a hard few months. I don't know that I would be doing as well as I am were it not for my husband.
Jesse7456
Then we have my single forever alone ass reading these. What great stories, I truly wish I could someday fall in love.
forestfinagle
Many of these aren’t about romantic love - other relationships can be just, if not more, fulfilling.
JustALullabi
I hope so too for you. Just don't fall too hard that you hurt your head in the process and start making stupid mistakes. Love, a stranger
dogsarebetterthanhuman
Love is a stupid mistake. A wonderful, stupid mistake
RodgerRodger
you will. have faith. +1
spiderqueendemon
A best friend can be good, too. Even a stupid best friend who barfs in your shoes or whose tank needs cleaned regularly.
ahsanzee
Don't lose hope. The one about the ordinary person becoming the before and after point rings deeply true.
BendOverAndIllShowYa
Hope is a dangerous thing.
TurtleHurdle
So is despair. Your choice
BendOverAndIllShowYa
It’s also the quote from Shawshank Redemption.
TurtleHurdle
Ah okay cool