LifeIsAintIeasy
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Jul 15, 2016 1:52 PM
LifeIsAintIeasy
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rainycityscholar
Haha as a nanny to three year old twin boys, I relate to these so much
Cerinna
The kid not wanting to go to story time in the library I can relate to. Don't force sensitive/introverted kids to do that shit, parents.
binkythe900ftcarrot
laughing about them doesn't really improve the situation but at times it keeps you sane
hedgiemomm
SirAndrewMaxwellDwyer
Tomkatie
#17 I actually feel that one
LaBix
Snapchatting while driving with your kid in the back does make you an asshole parent.
skwawkward
Now let's see how many parenting "experts" this brings to the surface.
brobinson2001
None. Because even the "experts" know that sometimes toddlers are jackasses who can't be reasoned with.
TheRhetor
*check birth control pack* **smiles in relief** ***returns to whiskey & Fallout in the middle of the day***
irellusLeader
I relate to the beer kid
22ndCenturyTransient
Ah children. Little bundles of shi-, er, joy. That's the right word, right?
VVeeFroggy
I remember not being allowed to shut myself in the fridge, asshole parents.
kaszimera
I attempted to give in. French door fridge with lower produce drawers wouldn't allow my 18 month old to stay inside, THEY got yelled at! Yay
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
Parents talking about their kids is the ultimate contraceptive.
brobinson2001
Nah. It's actually fun once they get old enough to tease. Like picking on the class retard. And it's cute when they realize.
rivenwhistle
I have four of these creatures. This is my life every day. Thank you to the people who made these. I feel more normal now.
Gerrery
I think the world would be a better place if everybody was required to have a degree in child psychology before becoming a parent.
yeekee
http://spoonuniversity.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/pop-pills-gif1.gif
lovelykitabu
I love these but seriously don't let your kids watch movies in restaurants, it's disrespectful.
brobinson2001
If they aren't old enough to understand why it's disrespectful, keep them occupied.
itsakidsbooksantiago
I'm on the kid's side about the beer. What a meanie.
AppleAniseMilk
Worst parent of the year material right there. :p
gentlej84
I always throw my car keys into the sound.
ddmmyyyy
Leni, Fin, and Archer. That is an arse hole parent.
tardis63
Stole my comment. Those are some... creative names
ahhngelahhhhh
Finn is ok. Or Fionn if you're Irish. But fin is a fucking fish flipper. Ugggghhhh these names.
Sharkuu
if you sing to gwen stefanie, you are an asshole. not exactly a parent, but an asshole :D
MillnotMills
These parents don't even *try* to alter the laws of physics for their kids. SMH, assholeparents.
ZiggyStardust80085
I love how we all, at one point, thought our parents are able to do that. Childhood is MAGIC!
BaronVonnChickenPants
YE CANNAE CHANGE TH' LAWS OF PHYSICS, CAP'N!!!
ViciousOtter
I thought I couldn't hate kids more, I was wrong.
tr00ts
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
definitelynotafakeuser
My reaction exactly.
ahhngelahhhhh
This just cements my desire to remain childless.
Darkspire
Represent.
ahhngelahhhhh
As a southerner in a largely conservative city.... When I find another person that doesn't want to have kids, I date the fuck out of them!
Darkspire
I feel your pain. Southeasterner here. I have a similar mindset haha
darearkin
And this shit is why I never want kids. I have no idea how I'd react to this shit.
puppyflips
You'd react normally, if you're not a sociopath. My sister hated kids, gave birth to 2, is a good mom and still hates other people's kids.
GrandmaSlappy
This is true but still I much prefer to never touch the beasts
ProjectKurtz
I know how I'd react. In most situations I would walk away until they stopped, eventually they'd realize waterworks don't get them>
ProjectKurtz
ProjectKurtz
formyreddit
You're an asshole parent because you're taking pictures of your kids while they cry at you. You probably have a smirk while you do it, too.
brobinson2001
^Found the person who isn't a parent
lowfunctioninggenius
Why are you assholes all bragging? And right here on Imgur, too! The nerve!
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
As a parent, these parents suck for not disciplining their children when they throw stupid tantrums. The babies I get, but 3+ year olds?
brobinson2001
As a Dad, you let them finish their tantrum, then talk about what's wrong. Let them get it out first. Otherwise you end up with 1/2
brobinson2001
2/2 a kid who learned to keep their emotions bottled up instead of controlling them. They won't trust you to talk to bc you stopped them 3/2
brobinson2001
3/2 from the beginning from expressing themselves. Basically, you'd be saying "STFU and grow up, you damn 3 year old!" Teach them.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
You people seem to take the word "discipline" as meaning something that it doesn't mean. I just tell my daughter I won't talk to her 1/
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
2/ until she can calm down and tell me what she wants in a rational manner.
AppleAniseMilk
How do you know they weren't? They're small children, these little fits over silly things come up from time to time and you deal as you go.
TomtheVisionary
Right? & usually the fit is really cause they're tired/hungry/over stimulated & don't know how to express that
brobinson2001
^THIS! My ex would get mad at our 2 y.o. bc she wouldn't stop crying over something stupid and talk about why. I'd hold her and let her 1/?
TomtheVisionary
lol when parents try to reason w/ kids under 5
brobinson2001
calm down until she could talk. Kids are overwhelmed in general. Social stuff, new words, language, etc. All while trying to learn about 2/?
brobinson2001
themselves. As a dad, the day my daughter became self-aware and said "I" was almost as important as when she was born.
5inthepoo
Who names their kid Archer ?
Tamatoa
I think Archer is the dog...
NTesoro777
No that's duchess
kayhaybear
I introduced my parents to the show. My mom immediately and sincerely said "he reminds me of you!" #assholeparent
smellycat5
Or fin... Or the other one...
TheRisingDemon
haha I was thinking the same thing...I don't know if it's badass or sad.
MemeStealingSkeleton
Out of all of those names you question the most normal sounding one?
upsidedownjackrussell
Sterling is clearly a better name.
iChangeMyNameToBeRelevant
Someone named Malory
Fighterman
I mean, technically not Malory. She named her kid Sterling. Archer is the surname.
pinkbunnies
Archer's mom.
sms001
Hopefully, people who have never seen or heard of the show?
JohnnyKantPiss
ManInTheBox21
Gods among men
sharkbate
This child is terrifying:
HandsomeSwede
Oh shit, my spirit animal! When I was two I threw a fit because my mother wouldn't increase the temperature of the ocean. Had to go home.
HandsomeSwede
Oh shit, my spirit animal! When I was two I threw a fit because my mother wouldn't increase the temperature of the ocean. Had to go home.
2MLG4ME
How?
Toecutteris
I thought that too. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!! hissss....
PersonfromEarth
What kind of asshole parent has their kid watching movies in a restaurant anyway? Nobody wants to hear that shit.
icculus1284
Worse on an airplane.
Tonberryc
Wow, 2 hours without a wave of downvotes for saying something negative about a selfish parent. Imgur must be evolving.
TheGreatResurrectorofThreads
Could be muted.
DevonGronka
I remember I had to just sit and be bored while the adults talked. But it taught me patience and that the world doesn't revolve around me
SergeantOldSchool
at that age, if I acted out in a restaurant, my mom would have dragged me to the ladies room and beat my ass, and not come out till I was
SergeantOldSchool
done crying, and washed my face.