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Apr 30, 2017 11:53 PM
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illJustPutTheFireOverHereWithTheRestOfTheFire
#39 I read that entire thing in the female Night Elf voice before I was even sure it was the nelf quotes.
NiQ420
UncannyMonkeyPaw
Hottest thing you can say while in bed... "YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKING RETARD?"
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
"OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO FUCKING SUPPLE
ugunaeatdat
Is that a baggie full of chocolate bars for Herbie?
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
no, just brown wafer treats that kinda look like chocolate. :)
sgally
But..but the bunny?!
GoliathSkittles
$1.5b could save a hell of a lot of other bunnies
CaesarSaladFingers
Why ya gotta take scissors to the crab?
XanCrews
goste
This was a great post! Thaks :)
welcometoskyvalley
:)
Alttrak
I dont get the one bout favorite lyrics
mrsgolddigger
#42 Damn I finally found something I wouldn't do for money. This is a surprise...
HidingFromMyself2021
Me too. But 1.5 Billion. If it was real. Really real. Could you?
mrsgolddigger
Haha I could totally kill it for that much. I just couldn't use stepping on it as the method.
JohnCaravella
Deepwater Jew...
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
from Atlantisrael
tattoogigolo
JD looks like he held his breath for 10 minutes. Probably wasn't his choice.
ActionJohnnie
WTF is a rare deep water Jew?
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
from Atlantisrael
itisanimgurnaccount
10/10 would have eaten that dogs treats in front of him. Strangers are not your friend you floofy nut.
itsjustscout
Herbie made that sign
KapnKershaw
If Herbie made the sign then why wouldn't he have just eaten the treats? Hmmm?
itsjustscout
Option A: eat treats. Option B: get hoomans to pet me AND give me treats. Think about it
bronypokey6918
"harmacy"
THEbananahammock
A rare deepwater Jew. Lmao that's awesome
LokiShinigami
#11 are we still kicking that dead horse?
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
I don't understand it
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I get it
Xplode441
Better than kicking the fourth panel.
LokiShinigami
Yeah but at least with that it opens up a whole new avenue with dead baby jokes.
stanley2
Don't you mean "kicking that dead baby"?
cyberspork
It will never not be kickable
Iamaverylazymarshmallow
Thaks for this dump ! #1
NoticeablyDrunk
#7 I didn't know a split was a spare
SherMattLockSmith
I think that is saying he wasn't lucky as it is not likely to pick up a spare on a 7-10 split.
iSoulend
I think it just means he doesn't have a spare so he can't use the spare to replace his tire.
SherMattLockSmith
That is what I meant, he said "if i'm lucky there is a spare", not being lucky = no spare.
Noahy503
#1 I would end up giving all the treats. So the dog will love me only.
Draxie76
The crab one is awful. That doesn't sit right with me
RobotChimera
Even for $1.5 billion I wouldn't hurt the bunny. It's too smol.
holyflea
Thaks
Onlyhereforthelaughs
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
"you are taking us someplace warm, I trust?"
JimWest
Anyone understand #8?
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
he's saying minecraft makes the world a brighter place, actually a pretty nice little poem.
DamageAxis
The Frosted Flakes on made me stop breathing for a bit. Don't know why but it just hit me the right way at the right time. Thanks.
elinveronicap
Had to spit out my coffee on that one. Good stuff. Nice to see someone else appreciating it. New bestie.
saracullenpotter
As a lawyer...#1 is a dog bite case waiting to happen.
TalkingOutOfMyAss
unless you know, the dog doesn't bite.
808Lion
#26 this kills the crab
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
friend of mine thought that crabs/lobsters could grow back any body part, even a head
afon
#1 is very bad practice. Your dog should NEVER accept food from a stranger unless you give the OK. To avoid poisoning etc.
mybrothersmario
My first thought wasn't poisoning, but that the dog would go from seeing passers by as a threat to expecting a treat from everyone.
PardusXY
Hell, there's a practice we used to do where you would get a neighbour to throw meat over the fence doused in hot chilli. To avoid baiting.
WoefulWombat
Plus, now any potential burglars know all they need to do is give your dog a treat to get in.
thor0486
I was more thinking it was bad practice because it's not being supervised if it bit a stranger giving it a treat it could be put down.
PSUTerra
Not only that, but someone could "befriend" the dog with treats, and after a time, the dog will trust this stranger, and rob your home.
DreadDoctorRobert
The dog will rob your home? Bad dog!
beardyfaceguy
I have 3 chihuahua's as guard dogs so... I purchase a high quality alarm system for my house, because chihuahuas a pretty useless.
QueenCousland
With my dog, that'd take one treat as the person was breaking in. Maybe one treat and a belly rub.
GoliathSkittles
Where the fuck you living where people want to poison your pets all the time.
PancakeMason
In the Virgin Islands, someone poisoned my Pit Bull, Titan. Rest in piece you stronk bastard.
ohnoofcourseyourright
I thought this too. Then sadly realized how many shitty ppl are out there who take out their crap on defenseless animals
ILikeNomNoms
For me it's Germany. We had several poisoned dogs in the last few months in my area. People are shitty. My dog had a 7cm long needle stuck
ILikeNomNoms
In her mouth (luckily didn't swallow it!). Someone gave her something to eat with the needle inside, because we don't have those.
GoliathSkittles
Damn, didn't realise this was such a big issue everywhere, people are fucking shitty.
Xplode441
#11 Took me a bit, but that's fucking gold.
benzack1
Can someone explain?
Xplode441
https://imgur.com/ufEEB5T
rokhar
Only internet pioneers will get this.
VetVed
I just don't get why it ever would be on the fp in 2017
CuteThingsAreMyWeakness
holy shit that's an old meme
cooperskeeper
My friend doesn't get it?
SupaStu
"My friend"
Xplode441
The loss comic.
TheWizardofGauze
It's a reference to the comic known as "Loss"
CyranoDeBurlapSack
We have the same friend. (What are the odds?)
Nickicipi
Same
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IronicUsername
I don't blame you; those facial expressions are tragic and not in the way they're supposed to be.
StairMaster7
What is the lyric one? Asking for myself because I'm an idiot.
sckrlfe
I dont get it either.
MrChuckletrousers
I too would like to know
Derfboy
MyFuckingHero.jpg right here! I was going to ask the same thing!
LordFancyPantaloons
CAD (Ctrl+Alt+Del) web comic.
minnowtar
Thanks for asking. You da real MVP
SoICanPutAnythingIWantHere
im at a LOSS too
pizzaismyreasontolive
Is it not Low by Flo Rida?
TheRealTungstenDontStealMyName
Loss
thefrayedendsofsanity
http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/297444-ctrl-alt-del
HamKilla
Skipped the rest of the dump to find this comment. Ain't going back up.
MoPowahBaybeh
but you missed the worst part.
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
Even the titties one? Stronger than I.
jevans88
You're not missing much
radmelon
jesus it's already been 9 years. Where does the time go.
ProxyPlayerHD
+1 for the "asking for myself because [...]" part.
mallywanders
It's apparently to do with a comic about a miscarriage. Guy walks into hospital, talks to nurse at reception, talks to doctor, sees woman
erischilde
Omg. Now i get it. I'm laughing. Much air. Lol
testzero
|, |I, II, I_
SgtMajorAveryJohnson
Oooh
InsertOrignalUsernameHere
`//|-|4+?
mallywanders
Lying down crying due to miscarriage.
GoodNews
OH
LeEpicGamer3000
Had a miscarriage due to miscarriage.
data2dyne
i still dont get it...
ASuspiciousHouseplant
Loss.jpg, Google that
mallywanders
I don't get it either. That's why the only explanation i could give was describing the miscarriage comic.
CanterlotSWATforce
It is a lyrical form of "loss" by ctrl alt del. a shitty webcomic series usually making bad jokes about video games and suddenly has a 1/2
Flyndaran
I liked the comic until that turn and it became some bizarre unfunny therapy session.
BeetleDaddy
Massive raging erection at the thought of someones death. 2/2
CanterlotSWATforce
I know I did.
CanterlotSWATforce
"Serious" comic out of the blue where one character suffers a miscarriage. Also all the characters make the same :U face.
cyberspork
8U
CanterlotSWATforce
BU
G0ldunDrak0n
B^U
magicmikeyyyyy
Look up 'loss' by control alt delete. It's a comic.
ichangedmyusernamebecauseiregretmyoriginaldecision
isnt ctrl+alt+del the really shit guy?
magicmikeyyyyy
According to my gf, yes. I had never heard of him before.
slapmychipsup
Yeah he's a shitty version of penny arcade and sort of had a spice of life comic mixed in with ripped off jokes
Xeroblaz
Im have to say that PA's quality has really gone down the years and while Tim is a bad guy his new comics are really nice. Ex: Console Wars
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
if a comic is not funny, is it still a 'comic'? or a tragic
FriskyDing0
This needs the 10 guy.
FlyingFox32
Wait whoa..
browsib
KoRplussomeletters
The frames of clearly stunt head just make it so much funnier.