When your girl gets back from a business trip

Mar 7, 2018 8:17 PM

SubzeroAK

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Hold my Cosmo while I stand in this blow hole

Alternate title: What happens when your girl is on a business trip

How about a salt water enema ?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually that's what happened on her "business trip"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Business trip," "Just going out with the girls," "Girls' trip," "He's just a friend," "I hate you please die," I've heard them all.

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The sound it made , DOUCHE

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That looks amazing

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Or more like when she's at a "business trip". If you know what I mean

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Damn, her bikini stayed on.

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FYI, never do this. That things sucks in, just as hard as it blows out. Shes lucky to be alive.

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Forget the need for a douche after this high pressure wash.

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Yeeha... Smash into the rocks

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Alt title probably more accurate

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In around Hook head in Wexford there's a ton of those. Very dangerous. But they have signs everywhere 'beware of blowholes'. I love it.

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Facial conditioning is important...

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Jokes on you, this was her business trip

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

LOL!

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Hey baby, check out my blow hole!

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I love this lol

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That rocks are sharp.

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Oooof I bet that hurt

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I hope this wasn’t during anal

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That was my first thought, too

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

friend of mine broke his leg doing something similar. had to get a helo to get him off the rocks. interesting afternoon :-D

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

yeah those look like ouchy rocks

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Sharp rock under knee cap, no thanks.

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Pokey ouchy stabby rocks.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

"Let's go to the bar..." "OK!" "..nacles." "NO."

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Anyone know where this is?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, where is this does anyone know?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.

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Your moms house

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure that is the same place but Barbados has a beach / cliff area with those

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could be the blowholes at Quobba station near Carnarvon WA.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fucking love Barbados

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You must have weird sex

8 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 0

Reverse it and that's your girl's panties when she sees me on a business trip.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It rains violently on her when she sees you?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read that as a command.

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That guy was a convicted paedophile if I remember correctly.

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I still can't get around the fact that they have a geyser at their house.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Aren't geysers usually incredibly hot? Seems like a hole in some rocks that has waves pushing water through

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Technical term for these babies are 'blowholes'

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You are correct.

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+1 for the name creativity

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You must have some crazy self control. Mine is like a dribble because of all the jacking off.

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 3

I jerk off a lot but I still get good distance.

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A bit of a “poot poot” as one would say.

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I’ve been edging for the last 2 weeks pretty consistently so I’m bound to blow anytime

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Jerking off at least once a day helps promote prostate health.

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Once...ha

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Hydration and edging is key

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Edging??

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You must be new here

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When I got outta basic training holy shit. Coulda filled up a gallon.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

You didn't jerk it while on fire guard? Just me then?

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Especially if you were at Sand Hill, Benning!

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I sure as shit was. Got kicked out for being crazy though.

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Which battalion? 1-50?

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Yep

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K.

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One of the saddest scenes in Titanic.

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I remember pause-spamming this scene to get a look at the butt, rofl. Good ole puberty namsayin'.

8 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

Nawsayn*

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Sayn

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say this same thing!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What the hell? I posted a screencap and it got deleted but the gif with the screencap is ok

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Mar 8, 2018 6:01 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

nice

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

puberty? I did this just now.

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Is this a movie or something

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Scary movie

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No not really

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Sauce?

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One of the Scary Movies

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Battle toads.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah, shot her straight up to the ceiling with it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The first Scary Movie

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

One of the scary movies don't remember what one tho

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Dear God am I that old!?!?

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lol right? I'm like... are you serious?

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Man Sauce I believe.

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Manch dressing.

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Boom pregnant.

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SO pregnant

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Pregnert

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Pragnananant

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