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One day he woke up and started to create this.
Here is the entry.
From the inside of the gazebo.
Some more details
The view of the shed
Pretty in the snow
A driftwood lamp.
This is a driftwood piece. He did the yin-yang too.
His dog lives in luxury
Here is the finished shed.
This a close of the finished shed.
Here he is building the shed.
bobatomic
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FrozenFoodGuy
Your friend’s craftsmanship is amazing @OP!
kimichi16
I would totally live in that shed.
Manthor
Minecraft lvl expert
notcleverenoughforusernames
So your'e just not gonna show us the inside of puppy mansion? Ok then.
SunIsShiningInTheSky
The shed is prettier than my house :/
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
He also made the yin-yang, diddly-doodly, jimminy-jamminy, cootely-wootely, cosbyly-possibly-rapely-wapely,... thingamadoodle.
drphaust
Both Nick Offerman & Ron Swanson approve.
QuantumSupersexposition
I think this dude might've taught Ron Swanson some of his craft…
JetStreakMusic
That's some real nice wood he's got ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
QuadrilateralEnix
He's really handy with some wood, eh?
shuffles
i bet there was a contest when he married right?
Eearslya
That is a home for a Sylvari, good sir.
RyanFrick
Is your friend Ron Swanson?
BeardedCoach92
I once made a picture frame
MissSpelledTattoo
I made a basket with popsicle sticks :/
Starburstsinyourmouth
I'd made him the best sandwich ever.
ItsMyMoneyAndINeedItNow
10/10 would be his dog for that house
Renarde
I want him to make me an elf house!
MagnustheJust
But doesn't he know... GAZEBOS ARE EVIL AND MUST BE KILLED!!!
TheOneWhoAteTheHalloumi
But... What level is he??? Has he got the right equipment to fight it? :O
MagnustheJust
Not sure, but he better bring his own Cheetos & Mountain Dew.
Pookie55
I want your friend to build my house... or at least design it.
smerple
You can contact him if you'd like http://creativecarpentryco.com/contact.php
RadioSuki
Balls. Ohio.
LikeaBawse
He's a bad ass motherfucker, motherfucker.
crossedwaffle
http://imgur.com/7UE8q3Z
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
"You and your group reached this area and see a Gazebo in the distance." "Attack the Gazebo."
JonathanHoag
You roll a 1 :(
Cerinna
So is this guy single?
smerple
No, sorry.
bihlbodf
What's the gazebo doing? Never mind, I shoot it.
FakeGamerGirl
The DM's going to kill you for that :)
kalenmiyan
YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GAZEBO
sillysalmon
You know you have talent when you make other people feel like worthless pieces of shit.
JordanBFrye
I love how OP words it like the guy just woke up and this started happening. "Morning honey. Sleep well? Wait... Ohfuckshitshit *GAZEBO*"
Zodi
I like to pretend I have a talent, but I haven't figured out what it is because I'm too lazy to leave my room.
JordanBFrye
If people ask, just tell them you're really into meditation. Or that you're really into soul searching or self-reflection or some bullshit.
Zodi
Yeah but that's more like a hobby, not a talent.
Thorsass
"Took 70 hours. Which isnt bad considering I carved it from one piece of wood".
huckleberryjoejoe
Cats don't have thumbs rocket
searsjm79
"He was a carpenter, and I just figured if you're gonna follow in someone's footsteps, who better than Christ?"
thewildplum
Is your friend an Elvish craftsman?
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kitchenjam
bitch!
BeccaBeccaBoBecca
*Is your friend single?
dm6776
Slut
VVH1TEKN1GHT
Nope, rich and unemployed.
Zixtank
No idea, but he's most likely a dad.
KittenAir
Thiiiiisss
Nerdextrordinaire
he definitely belong in Lothlorien...
Talmorean
His friend is of the Sindar, the Grey Elves. Suilad Melon!
DecentDeviant
Nope, Ron Swanson.
SaintMaceToTheFace
I heard that the elves craft the finest shit in the land
heeliesNsketchers
Probably just Canadian
DEADPOOLDEADPOOLDEADPOOLDEADPOOL
DAMN YOU! I wanted to post this........*grumpily upvotes*
Zehmoose
Dont worry, you still get points...
exerminator2115
i was going to go for wizard of wood :\
surprisemotherfuckers
*inserts Archer.gif*
Efreeti
Nigga dat shit is straight outta Caras Galadhon
Talmorean
Or Menegroth, the Thousand Caves.
FutureHermit
Sigh ...and my husband's like
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MikaRRR
I highly recommend duct tape
runawaypizza
+1 for perfect gif use
WickedGoodBub
Wait , your husband builds spaceships to fly to the moon and eat cheese?! Lucky lady!
cupcakecrusader
Same! I'm the carpenter/handyman in the relationship. It works for us though. :)
Brodor
Your hideous display of gender roles offends me as a male feminist.
Brodor
I'm joking, I think
Shayceror
Learn to do some yourself! I'm a woman and I'm working on a 5x7 collapsible 'house' for camping.
xmsbeanx
I've been trying to find classes to learn myself but my college only offers carpentry for high schoolers :(
Shayceror
Can you take them anyway? Or ask the shop teacher if he/she knows of any resources.
xmsbeanx
Thanks for the advice. I will call the college & ask if I can join in & see what suggestions they may have if not.
Shayceror
Best of luck!
HoliBug
Say whaat?! Got any pics of it so far? Purdy please?
Shayceror
Still in the design stage, I'm afraid. It's based on a vardo wagon, if you want some carpentry porn!
HoliBug
Well, boo! Siiigh, off to research I go..
ermagherdespion
10/10 would get married in that first thing
AfKFiNiTe
10/10 would get married in the dogs house
AlexImguram
I'd pretend to be a dog just to live in that kennel.
FoxyEllie
It's a very nice looking gatreebo.
gingersnap1316
That was my first thought when I saw it
gfhum
http://imgur.com/LnK4DhV
GregKennedy
I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride
QuadrilateralEnix
IT JUST KEEPS GOING
PandaBearSoup
I needed this in my life.
Orruner
I too, need this.
wildgoldfishaway
10/10 would start fellowship in that first thing
HoliBug
I'll go fetch my bow...
RaisinDeath
...And my axe!
iMainlyGetToTheFrontPageWithTumblrPictures
'One day, I made something so bad ass I made the people of imgur cry.'
drrange
It doesn't take much for this bunch of pussies to start crying
FreeRefillWithPurchase
Probaly because it's made from this wood
BabyMamaMina
Pretty much...
shweenis
Nailed it.
FatherTheta
Hahahhah
youcansayfuckhere
I hear you're supposed to use screws.
iMainlyGetToTheFrontPageWithTumblrPictures
I'm sure that's what he did to the tree house.
TheHudsonHawk
Damn. I used to be proud of my dog house architecture. http://imgur.com/9ULY8LQ
NinjaFood
it's actually not bad.
FutureHermit
Hey you should be proud. You're creative (just not freaky creative like OP's friend).
iMainlyGetToTheFrontPageWithTumblrPictures
That's super awesome!
Dekker3D
That roof looks a bit like a wizard hat. The photo makes it looks like it's kind of curved backward. I like that.
TheHudsonHawk
Thanks. The roof is a copper copola that use to be part of a bell tower. I cut it off our roof and built the dog house under & around it.
ian9outof10
To be fair, I'm currently dropping a duce that's making me cry
maverick1138
Hey, same here!
ian9outof10
Shitting pre-imgur was a lot more boring
maverick1138
truer words have yet to be spoken
MikaRRR
So basically this is your friend, except with gazebos and furniture: http://imgur.com/0eUFnL8
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Elsa's friend and fellow queen Beatrix the wood elf queen.
Rogahar
Let it grow, let it grow, then cut it to size like so~
NinjaFood
His wood never bothered me anyway.
herc18
ummm...
dawnzoom
That went sexual fast...
MissSpelledTattoo
@smerple, is your friend available to contract out? Btw, i have a treehouse and zip line already
MajesticallyRidingAShark
Can I come over and play?
smerple
Only if I am invited. haha. You can contact him here http://creativecarpentryco.com/contact.php
MajesticallyRidingAShark
where is he based? and is he willing to travel? Thanks!
smerple
He is out of Cleveland. I think he may be open to the idea.
MajesticallyRidingAShark
cool thank you. I'm going to favorite the site for possible future projects.