Randommane
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May 4, 2017 1:03 AM
Randommane
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notmygovermentname
Ahhh try lighting a cigarette backwards you will feel like a king
BushToadSherlock
Did this the other day and knicked my hand at work. Felt pretty embarrassed but nobody noticed
realidahoan
Let the falling knife fall.
strangerscloud
As a cook I learned once a knife starts to fall, let it go
PhonyBook
A falling knife has no handle.
KronaSamu
Did this with a soldering iron once... there is a reason they tell you not to try to catch them.
LittleRickBitch
Reknir
Confucius say "falling knife have no handle."
Serenitynow269
A falling knife, has no handle - some old Asian guy (probably)
iwishiwereclever
Did that too. Was 16, first job in the kitchen. Sucks but I learned.
Biccolo
Pics or it didn't happen!
AlabasterSexington
When you were accidentally catching knives I was studying the blade.
justworkdamnyou
Oh I've done that. Enjoy the stitches. Also ask your doc about the need for physical therapy. My doctor forgot to mention that to me.
YoMamaIsANiceLady
You must let it droppppp
NachoPete
While you were dropping stuff I was learning the blade.
Kerrisimo
Fenix04
WEE WOOO WEE WOOO WEEE WOOO
viila
I've honed my reactions so that when I drop a knife 1: hands away, 2: feet away.
MesserAuditore
So you've studied the blade?
Itz42o
Kitchen staff, I also have these reflexes
wwny
This has saved my feet multiple times.
BillPostersIsAnInnocentMan
I caught a soldering iron I dropped once. Once was enough
airstrike
My balls literally shrunk inwards as I read this
BillPostersIsAnInnocentMan
Luckily I didn't get a good grip.. I immediately dropped it again as my brain caught up with my stupid
KronaSamu
Same...
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
I was working at a pretzel shop many moons ago. We had a single glove to remove pans from the oven. Said glove was wearing out where the 1/2
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
2/? thumb connects to the hand. It was best to be careful with how you pulled out the pan. One time, I wasn't careful, and the pan rested
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
3/4 right on that spot. So, I switched the pan to my other hand so I could shift the glove. See above re: single glove. I'm amazed I didn't
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
4/4 drop the pretzel pan right the fuck on the floor.