Stolen Dump that Made Me Smile Part 14

Mar 3, 2019 9:11 AM

LionLee2026

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I understand there's no sound. Here's the sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud2E6TSfJ0M

Three Days of Hospitality

Good good

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

KobeYEET v

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14

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So it was just like totally easy to be single in the 50’s, huh? Bet no one batted an eye. Did I wake up old or was this recycled by a tween

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My reaction to the australian hailstorm

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So far, sooo good. 1 point for Slithering.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The one about accountability with drunk women is insanely reductive, exaggerated and unfair

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

#4 im to old to understand any of that

7 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

Fireball is a spell that hits an area not an individual, good to hit a group of people

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dungeons and Dragons.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

Fireball "to the residents of..."

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 And a nuke is equivalent to posting flyers all over a city so everyone knows about it...

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#8 I’m 31 and single. I feel that deeply.

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#38 Finnish author Pasi Ilmari Jääskeläinen did this, though there's only two or three different endings.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#1 I'm about to start my first DnD campaign and this is exactly the kind of character I want.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just sayin’, a sword that makes my opponent go from angry/murdery to sad/depressed/despondent is probably going to be useful.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“A sword that inflicts emotional wounds.” So, psychic damage?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So are we just ignoring the part that said punch a viloceraptor in the dick?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#20 My DM once gave me a greatsword that makes you depressed if you get hit by it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Punch a velociraptor in the dick

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Acceptable. I award you one point.

7 years ago | Likes 391 Dislikes 2

This is the most socially-acceptable number of points to award.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fear is not useless. Fear is the reason you don't punch that asshole dude at the bar with 6 of his biker buddies next to him.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Acceptable comment. I award you one point.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

@ExtraUpvote I award you two points, in an attempt to validate my self-worth.

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7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I second that.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

oh yeah well hey @extraupvote do yo thang

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fear is not useless, fear is the mountain you climb to see the view from the top.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No no no... A fireball always has a primary target. It is addressed “To Asshole and Associates”.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#26 no, because Venezuela #35 I like this one especially!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Passable dump

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#1

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I detect some heresy.

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“Sergeant! Do you see that army over there?”

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"Yes Commissar!"

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"I don't want to."

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“Understood Commissar!”

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Ah the commissariat, for when you face fear before you, place terror behind.

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#8 What age do people get married in other countries? In Ireland it’s like early 30s would be standard. I’m 25 and none of my friends are.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In australia alot of younger couples just don't bother, alot of people over 40 got married in their early 20s or even late teens sometimes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in South Africa, I'm 21 and about half my Matric (Senior year?) class are married with kids.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure the average age for marriage, spawning continues to rise everywhere.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah, OP should check out some metropolitan areas. People are shocked there if you marry before 26 in some circles.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, average first time mother in Holland is 32. Average.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is a really good dump, but, of course, I take issue with some. Well done! Coconut milk and mammal milk aren't the same.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And coconuts don't give live birth

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes, that too!

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This is the best dump I've come across in a long time. Maybe ever. You're cool OP.

7 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 3

Agreed! We would probably make good friends.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Agreeable post.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you so much, it really means a lot

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

I really enjoyed all that, you deserve nice compliments!

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Me too! Quite nice +1

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No sound to your motivation song

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I made a remix of that song if you guys are interested : https://youtu.be/dpLBoxoJtuo

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you say it's unmotivational?

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I DON'T WANT NOBODY FUCKING WITH MEEE IN THESE STREETS

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Where do I find sauce..??!

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Story of my life.

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Perhaps they are motivated by silence

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I am disappoint

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Here is the sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud2E6TSfJ0M

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Hmm, not motivated after watching that - irritated, yes.

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Someone laughed like Woody the Woodpecker

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Mostly good, but wtf for the sobriety of women post. That is some fascinating (garbage) legal logic.

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All legal logic is garbage

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Right? It's not like the grey area is that large. If she's unconscious, barely conscious, or verbally incoherent, don't fuck her. Same...

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...goes, legally speaking, for fucking a dude.

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Okay, but if both parties are in the same state of incoherence, then why is the man the rapist in that scenario? Should be both or neither.

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Bear in mind,a s well, that the precise wording and details of the law will vary from nation to nation and state to state. It may well be...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...that actually, *both* parties or neither are responsible in some place.

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It is taken into account. In that scenario, a conviction is even more unlikely than usual. Remember that the structure of the anglosphere...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...legal system is 'Innocent until proven guilty beyond all reasonable doubt'. And again 'too drunk to consent' isn't 'WOO!' wasted, it's...

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It's satire around the notion that men are entirely responsible for sexual contact when alcohol is involved even if both parties are drunk.

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We know what it is, it's just not correct.

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Men are responsible for where they put their dicks at any time. Consent is always needed. That's it.

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The problem is 'blackout' drunk. The person behaves in a seemingly coherent manner, but doesn't remember it later.

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So if men are the ones responsible for where the dick goes, then female-on-male rape is...? What? Impossible? The man’s fault?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

See the second sentence. Consent.

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Legally speaking, pretty much everywhere, a rapist can only ever be male and a rape victim can only ever be female. Anything else is assault

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That’s pretty fucked up

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You really just proved my point. Two people are drunk and somehow it's only the man's fault if they have sex.

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If it's not clear that a person wants to have sex, then the other person doesn't have sex with them. It doesn't matter the gender.

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Men aren't taught enough to ask and recognize that consent. We're taught to pursue and persist. To "hunt".

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If you're both drunk, both impaired, then you're equally responsible. We're not talking about black out drunk rape here.

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