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Feb 12, 2021 10:24 PM
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hardlyfatal
I could watch that asshole get laid out allllllllllll day.
SpaceHaggis
Meaty smack
cyborganism
That is just sad all around. :(
awkwardwello
Makes me sad. That young man is so upset. Trauma takes a long time to unpack
KristopherGlass
20ish years and still not even close to getting past them. Still won't go in my mom's house.
jaymaybewrong
That’s some good shit right there!
xapanthe
Kinda spot on calling him motherfucker before knocking him thw fuck out.
PapaDap88
That’s pent up punch. That hit has been held back for awhile. Poor kid. Hope he feels better.
Kendren
The "I TOLD YOU" says this ain't the first time we've been here.
PapaDap88
NursePaulFlowers
Night night fucking douchebag
klingonhugdungeon
Attaboy. Problem ist, sometimes they only understand their own language. He did right.
nobodycares1234
He called his step dad “motherfucker”...
profiledit
LosPer
creechville
willpostanything
i am! i am! ,said the motherfucker..
iusedtobeagoodgirl
Good boy.
BabyJebusCripes
Video example of "fuck around and find out".
Audasity
haha that kid has a nice right hook!
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Get fucked.
youregonnalikethewayyoulookiguaranteeit
That is a good punch
BusterH
What in the Alabama hot pocket is going on here?
TheDeathstick
Sent him back to kindergarten for being a garbage human.
YouMightHateMe
What in the crystal Methodists is happening?
funnyguy10
Boom. Out Go The Lights
BroskiWales
Handing out naps
avatarget
Good on him
Fr0stb1t3
Good for him. Looked like it was a long time coming
smallpoxrandolph
Man this is sad, the young man did what he is taught to do but these are things that take years of therapy to overcome, if ever .
Ghasto
Although i agree and i am not saying the kid did qnything wrong but he couldve used open palm. So he doesnt accidently kill som1
1lightlyfriedfishfillet
Kid did the right thing. He stopped the threat. He couldve slapped step dad and step dad couldve hurt them more.
bobgunrunnersmith
I don't think that young man is going to need any sort of therapy.
madeejit
Maybe physiotherapy, after all the high fives he should be getting fuck up his shoulder.
CanineEuphoria
Gonna be worse if stepdick ended up with a serious head injury. Head impact was awful close to the asphalt.
735824
Tough shit motherfucker.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
I would do this to my dad just for breathing the same air as me and I'm fine. Just cause shitty dad is shitty doesn't mean everyone grows up
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Needing therapy
PedestrianElectrobastard
Taught to do? What do you mean?
KristopherGlass
As a guy raised in the rural Midwest, I was taught damn near since birth, if someone touches mom the wrong way, beat them senseless
smallpoxrandolph
Yes
PedestrianElectrobastard
Ah, it's an American thing.
HardAsARockMainline
so non-americans allow their mothers to be hit in front of them?
KristopherGlass
Yeah. We live and thrive on violence
ImTalkingAboutDrainage
How would you have had that young man respond?
smax410
Yeah I’m with you
theshinobi23
They weren't saying he should have responded differently. Just that it's a sad scenario that still takes years of therapy to get over.
KristopherGlass
Exactly as he did. That's just me though. I have too many mental issues from a worthless piece of shit still with my mom.
smallpoxrandolph
I agree
ImTalkingAboutDrainage
Hear ya. My Mom got out thankfully enough.
smallpoxrandolph
Seeing your mother abused never goes away. Fuck
Kumonryu42
Can confirm... fuck you, Brian.
ImTalkingAboutDrainage
Seconded.
Tyrfingur
Mother abused and abusing you... yeah
BrazilianThunderPanda
I can’t stop listening to the slowed down audio of “M a m a , H e h i t y o u”
PoppinLochNessHopster
Then you're going to love this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX2iOfEjir8
Chefpnut
I laughed so hard at the mf’er part.
hungoveratworkguy
creechville
ActuallyAPirate
There it is
MahSya
Good self control. Was able to know that the 1 punch was enough and didn't overstep
dragonherder
I mean 1 punch is enough particularly the right kind of punch. He knocked the guy off his footing and he fell didn't need to go on after
dragonherder
that. People really underestimate how much force a punch hits with and what damage it can actually do if you hit a straight punch at full
dragonherder
strength. I've broken a friends collar bone in 2 spots when I forgot to pull back on a joking punch to the shoulder area. If the guy didn't
dragonherder
fall and continued to go on an assault or something more MIGHT of been necessary. I try not to hit people generally myself even if they do
dragonherder
deserve it. This fucker would be restrained and down on his knees in a few seconds though and a very stern warning that he'd get a single
ghoulee
I wouldn’t have stopped
RadicalLeftist
And on that day youd have left your mother alone with an abuser or alone all together. Good job.
Gorapora
Hmm I beat the crap out of my abusive step-father and I got like 20 hours community service. Didn't really leave anyone alone.
Gorapora
Another time he was threatening the whole family and I put a knife to his throat. I got arrested by judge dropped charges as self-defense.
RadicalLeftist
So you do understand the potential consequences.
PedestrianElectrobastard
Finally, some violence that's actually justified.
hotdudecurator
I like the saying, "don't ever start it, but fucking finish it."
Intrspace
Violence is never justified
KarmannGeezer
May not be justified. But it’s damn sure called for.
Hibs06
Enjoy being a victim
Patrickrcon
Excuse me while I stand up for what's right instead of lying over for people who pay their "injustice" in advance
IWouldDoThings
That's absolute total bullshit
Dionysus187
Pacifism in the face of violence is immoral.
sha13
Violence is only justified to address violence. This is borderline in that category. But that drop + hit on the head could have killed him.
ionvelothie
"Violence is never justified"- as the predator said to their pray.
PoppinLochNessHopster
You're right, we should have left the Jews where they were, because it would have taken violence to get them out, and that's not justified.
DiscoTurtle87
PedestrianElectrobastard
Not even the law agrees with you there.
Intrspace
It only exists to stop ongoing, unjustifiable violence.
Patrickrcon
Your logic is recursive and naively virtuous
Intrspace
Your ideals are cynically pragmatic.
BeagleGoose
1/2 Same thing happened with my step dad, he broke in the side door and started swinging at my mom. I knocked him back outside-
Amsoveryconfused
You had instinct take over... Life Happens. learn from it (they say?) How are you now, Hoping the best for you. Take care
BeagleGoose
2/2 and started chainsawing him until she stopped me. I was only 16...
Datsinginguy
I’m so sorry. That’ll be with you forever now. Glad you were there for your mom, hope she dumped him.
DarkSock
WARHAMMER405
Groovy.
LookinFineLayinDimes
Ummm... like murder? Like revved a chainsaw and cut a man in half?
Ghasto
And that man? Albert Einatein
PedanticAsshat
Who?
CallsignFatNinja
I think he means chain punching
jesse2020wayne91831415
No like scissoring but with motorized dildos
myweaknessisstrong
Hold a person with one hand securing them for the shots for your other hand, done right you look like you’re starting a chain saw.
DiscoTurtle87
Commonly seen during hockey scraps.
76000BatteryLlamas
Ohhhhh ok never heard that term before
O11i3
Amazing
O11i3
Amazing
AmyRene
That's a good son. Hopefully mom is just making sure the dude is still alive, then gets tf out.
dragonherder
Sadly women like this go back to their abusers. She likely doesn't work or some shit and is kept home and helpless. If she leaves she could
dragonherder
end up homeless or she's afraid he'll do worse if she does leave and so much other crap. It is a nightmare.
TheCrispiestNoodles
She will blame her son if anything happens to the stepdad, cycle of abuse and all that.
KristopherGlass
I HIGHLY doubt that. Maybe like a 15% chance of that outcome.
Kendren
Less than that. This can't be the first time he's hit her, and won't be the last.
GrapeHero
...and she still goes to help him
UavinAGiggowMate
Cause she's a human being I guess
Trollingstoned
That's what humans do. He had it coming, doesn't mean it's okay to leave him for dead, if only for legal reasons.
PurityOfEssence
It's called "learned helplessness"
silentsuspekts87
Well she's catering to it.
ImHereToAssNamesAndTakeKicks
Wait, does the step dad slap his wife then say "oops"?! He knew what was coming, his hands went straight up!
Ghasto
He couldve used open palm so he doesnt accidently kill him. I think she just checked the bastard isnt dead or sth.
cominginhot
nah, you just have to grab the shirt with the other hand
Linanz
They usually do
malibustacy
Probably because she’ll be paying for that later
Becker37
Unless you've been in this kind of relationship you don't know. It's an illness, the way of thinking. The hold they have is terrible.
GorgeousGen
Abuse be like that man ; . ;
Sageypie
I mean, she could be checking on him out of fear of how bad it is, and how much of a retaliation she'll have to expect from him later. -
Sageypie
- Abuse is a hell of a thing like that.
Fatbird
There's definitely the "this is how abused people are engineered to feel by their abusers" angle but that definitely looks like a "Oh my 1/
Fatbird
fucking god did my son just kill someone on camera??? oh man please don't be dead" reaction.
ReverseSyzygy
even if *I* punched him, I'd check on him myself after seeing him crack his head on the ground like that. Hit to hurt him, not manslaughter
NowSneakyTurtle
It's a weird thing being a battered spouse. You love them but know they're wrong. She may also be scared to leave. It's just a weird thing.
Keramane
My neighbour was like that. She said it took someone unrelated pointing out how wrong it was for her to wake up and seek help.
NowSneakyTurtle
I'm luck and was quick to keave after the first hit, but stayed for 2 pushes. I learned shit I thought I knew about being there...
NowSneakyTurtle
I had ideas that were way wrong. Good lord my typos...apologies, I am medicated rn lol anyways takes being in it to understand...
Keramane
I'm glad you managed to escape that situation. Noone deserves that kind of treatment from someone who is supposed to be their support.
Batman90
Stockholm syndrome
Crawmak
I mean, you still don't want the dude to be dead. Liability and all that.
xizar
I mean... don't you? I grew up seeing this and was a victim of this. Distance is about all that keeps him safe now that I'm an adult.
Crawmak
I have no sympathy for abusive assholes. But killing them will cause more legal trouble than it's worth.
ReverseSyzygy
Just basic humanity to not want someone dead
ImTalkingAboutDrainage
Or physically and mentally terrorize others.
ReverseSyzygy
Right. but dead people can't learn their lesson
ImTalkingAboutDrainage
A person who conducts themselves like this should adhere to the resolute adage - “If you play shitty games, you win shitty prizes”.
johnwohl
Even a cursory look through history proves that false. Humanity is not humane. Also our heads are so far up our own asses that we came up>
johnwohl
with the name of our own species to describe kindness, atruism, and benevolence. The thing that you are describing as basic humanity>
johnwohl
is something you learn, and not basic at all. If not wanting someone dead was a basic human trait we wouldn't kill each other all the time
ImTalkingAboutDrainage
No, he can die.
eathotdog
I'd prefer rehabilitation, but yeah emotions get raised in these types of situations
zolan
This happened to a friend of mine. Defended his mother from an abusive ass. One unlucky punch and the guy died. Friend went to prison.
ImTalkingAboutDrainage
But did that really happen?
zolan
To be fair, this was an online friend that I never met in person but the stories he told were pretty convincing and he seemed remorseful.
thisisnotdog
If it did, there were some serious details omitted.
Starhaven350
If he hit his head and dies the son is fucked make sure hes alright and call the ambulance if they need it cover your ass.
gabewalker10
Drag his ass out to the swamp let the gators have him. He said he was gonna go fishin
VitaminJay
Nah, clearly defending someone. And the courts don't look kindly on abusers.
ArcanisTheOmnipotent
Nope that wouldn’t count as self defense. If the guy died it would be manslaughter at least.
VitaminJay
Nah.
Gcleff
To an extent but if he died I don't think he would get off clean. Could still be tried for voluntary manslaughter I think
GCRust
Only if he curbstomped the fucker's head like he deserved.
ImTalkingAboutDrainage
Doubtful.
VitaminJay
Fathers have beaten their child's rapist to death and gotten away with it. Defending your mom from an abusive asshole will be allowed.
AuntieCoddswaddle
That expects understanding context, fairness and justice. The last 5 years taught me that Americans can’t count on that.
VitaminJay
Sounds about White...
culinarydream7224
Depends on the state and the jury. The video seems more like retaliation than defense, but he could claim temporary insanity
VitaminJay
Nah, he slapped Mom, kid came in with a punch to stop it. Had he done nothing, the abuse would have gotten worse.
JeffreyBarter
He would definetely go to prison. His punch was not preventive. The woman got slapped, but you can't prove that it would happen again.
VitaminJay
You can throw a swing to stop an abuser. Fathers have beaten their daughter's rapist to death and walked away.
rmsrmsrms38
Yeah. I dunno if this is true but don't slap people. Pretty simple.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Also, don't swing for the face. More likely to break your hand than their jaw. Kick to the nuts is a better takedown move.
Corrodias
I was going to say "not even nazis?" but no, you're right. Don't slap nazis; punch nazis, or more.
Klaaism
Not even on the butt?
iamnotabunnywhydoyouask
Tis butt a spank
SirSpiffyDijelos
https://youtu.be/dLaYXcODxGs "Nobody hit anybody" -Woopie, 201X
TotallyNotASnail
Except when in that slapping competition
JustplainGross
Especially the butt one
shank1104
https://imgur.com/wgfTaYp
ZorkManZeroX
Possible exception:
CakeClub
You're quite the qunt
lysosomesarethewastemanagementsystemsofthecell
Like are you agreeing with the slapper or saying the slapper should be slapped?
ZorkManZeroX
I don't think it matters anymore since the Imgur Hivemind reached the most uncharitable conclusion, but the slapper needs to be slapped
BlacknCrimsonRose
That's what I figured you meant and I didnt even need to see your answer here....Good effort, though. I appreciated the reference.
ZorkManZeroX
Thank you! I appreciate it!
PedestrianElectrobastard
That's like super mega king kong not an exception. That's like less of an exception than most slaps.
ZorkManZeroX
That was my intention, if that counts for anything
Digitalblade
Am I reading this wrong? Possible exception to no slapping rule, is the maskless lady. As in slap the Karen. DV I'm guessing read different
ZorkManZeroX
That was how I read it, but I have pissed everyone off
TheZommie
that shows those essential workers, fucking trying to stay alive and shit, at the cost of other people's comfort. /s
ZorkManZeroX
No. Sorry, that was not the way I meant it. I meant that she should be the one slapped, definitely not the worker
RelartOfGivia
As an essential worker... please, please PLEASE Slap me. See what happens.
PatrickHewesStewart
Slap me. Slap me. Harder. Harder. Harder. Mmmmmph
KristopherGlass
"There are thousands of jobs, and if I lose mine for beating your ass, it'll be worth finding another"
TheZommie
i've gotten into like 3 fist fights with delivery people since covid, my boss didnt fire me the whole time. he still pays shit though lol :/
TheZommie
if they are paying less than unemployment, they know how hard it is to get decent people lol, and each time i was on camera, trying to defus